Booted for not wearing chest armor

BlazingDynamo · January 2017

Sounds like you deserved it.

10/10 would boot again.

bottleofsyrup · January 2017

corrosivechains wrote: »

I laughed at your post OP, but then I cried at how many responses you got taking you seriously

Apparently "Spindlecrotch" wasn't enough of a giveaway for them.

Cadbury · January 2017

Once upon a time I got booted from a group for not wearing pants.

...by ''group'' I mean a restaurant and ''booted'' I mean arrested.

LordGavus · January 2017

Haha nice. Thanks OP
I think some people need a new sarcasm detector. Spindlecrotch lol.

Bobby_V_Rockit · January 2017

I liked the part about OP tracking down leader to Cyrodiil to threaten him

Doctordarkspawn · January 2017

K4RMA wrote: »

They kicked you for being a RPer

Dun even, even RPers are not -this- dumb.

Vekoeros · January 2017

I ride around with Raz naked on guars all the time.

leothedino · January 2017

This is click bait, commenting with serious constructive feedback is a waste of time.

UrQuan · January 2017

leothedino wrote: »

This is click bait, commenting with serious constructive feedback is a waste of time.

Exactly my thinking when I posted this:

UrQuan wrote: »

Banana · January 2017

Lucky housings coming. You'll have plenty to do. Maybe won't need to wear pants either.

Cpt_Teemo · January 2017

See even Teemo needs armor

waterfairy · January 2017

I hope this is serious but I know it is not

Woeler · January 2017

Remove yourself from the genepool please.

Messy1 · January 2017

Scenario A: You were wearing the Nord Bath Towel and it "looked like" you had no armor. You died too many times and you got kicked because the rest of your group could not advance.

Scenario B: You were in fact not wearing armor pieces and this seriously hampered your effectiveness and the other group members got fed up.

In both scenarios kick is warranted!

kargen27 · January 2017

I was kicked from a group because I insist on using ranged attacks and my depth perception isn't so good.

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Browiseth · January 2017

good meme

Beardimus · January 2017

Had the same problem with my fat orc. A costume fixed it

Messy1 · January 2017

kargen27 wrote: »

I was kicked from a group because I insist on using ranged attacks and my depth perception isn't so good.

And your scar tissue inhibits you from drawing your bow back I bet!

locomolarry · January 2017

I think that Canasta misunderstands the concept of GROUP. The word means, stuff your bravery: you're part of a team at that moment. Stop being selfish and arrogant. You can play brave when you're by yourself. When you are part of a team you are supposed to come in with all you've got. Don't make the team have to fight the enemy AND keep you alive also because you want to be "Brave". I'm not being mean or disrespectful..............Just constructive criticism and I hope it is taken that way. Thanks for allowing $.02 worth from an old man.
locomolarry, Larry Bowen aka One Foxy Grandpa

Idinuse · January 2017

Canasta wrote: »

Hi Folks

I would like to share a recent experience I had in a group dungeon.

To be clear, I like to adventure with no chest armor, and I consider characters who wear chest armor to be a bit soft. I also have a tatoo, so I really like to show it off.

And I think that people who wear the chest armor are playing in easy mode

So I was in a random team doing Spindlecrotch dungeon, and I had only died 3 or 4 times and suddenly I find myself booted from the team, so sad, so sad.

So I find the team leaders identification, and them I threaten him (in game threaten in PVP area) and then he's all over the place, says im unsecure.

So whats that all about, the moral of the story is that only people that wear all armor are welcome, and anyone that chooses a lifestyle choce is banned from a dungeon.

Dissapointed, to say the minimum

IKR!!1 I play naked without weapons myself, me and my buddies like to one shoot all bosses in Craglorn, Dungeons and trials with our bare hands (that's how skilled we are, [snip]), and still I'm met with prejudice! I'm a like [snip]!!111 I demand crown compensations!1 Like a chateau or some such.

[edited for profanity bypass & baiting]

Gandrhulf_Harbard · January 2017

Tabbycat wrote: »

Next time perhaps you should try running with a group of Naked Nords.

Although they might just boot you for being over-dressed.

Naked Deadmines runs in WoW were epic, nothing but a shovel for a weapon. Fun times.

All The Best

AzuraKin · January 2017

kyle.wilson wrote: »

You died 3-4 times in spindle. That's enough to warrant a kick.
Since you seem like a role-player, maybe endgame content isn't for you.

1 problem, spindle isnt even end game content, end game content is pvp and trials.

Gandrhulf_Harbard · January 2017

AzuraKin wrote: »

kyle.wilson wrote: »

You died 3-4 times in spindle. That's enough to warrant a kick.
Since you seem like a role-player, maybe endgame content isn't for you.

1 problem, spindle isnt even end game content, end game content is pvp and trials.

One problem.

PvP is accessible from Level 10.
Level10 is NOT end-game.

PvP is NOT just endgame.

All The Best

GreenhaloX · January 2017

Ha ha ha! Finally, my suspicion has been proven. Alternative lifestyle in ESO do exist! It's ok, people. Go ahead and come on out. Just be yourself.

LuminaLilly · January 2017

Canasta wrote: »

Hi Folks

I would like to share a recent experience I had in a group dungeon.

To be clear, I like to adventure with no chest armor, and I consider characters who wear chest armor to be a bit soft. I also have a tatoo, so I really like to show it off.

And I think that people who wear the chest armor are playing in easy mode

So I was in a random team doing Spindlecrotch dungeon, and I had only died 3 or 4 times and suddenly I find myself booted from the team, so sad, so sad.

So I find the team leaders identification, and them I threaten him (in game threaten in PVP area) and then he's all over the place, says im unsecure.

So whats that all about, the moral of the story is that only people that wear all armor are welcome, and anyone that chooses a lifestyle choce is banned from a dungeon.

Dissapointed, to say the minimum

There was some cat who put himself as "tank" and he was a Magdk with no shirt. It wasn't the dark shaman costume. He somehow continued to survive and tank vet crypt of hearts

starkerealm · January 2017

AlphaNicole wrote: »

Canasta wrote: »

Hi Folks

I would like to share a recent experience I had in a group dungeon.

To be clear, I like to adventure with no chest armor, and I consider characters who wear chest armor to be a bit soft. I also have a tatoo, so I really like to show it off.

And I think that people who wear the chest armor are playing in easy mode

So I was in a random team doing Spindlecrotch dungeon, and I had only died 3 or 4 times and suddenly I find myself booted from the team, so sad, so sad.

So I find the team leaders identification, and them I threaten him (in game threaten in PVP area) and then he's all over the place, says im unsecure.

So whats that all about, the moral of the story is that only people that wear all armor are welcome, and anyone that chooses a lifestyle choce is banned from a dungeon.

Dissapointed, to say the minimum

There was some cat who put himself as "tank" and he was a Magdk with no shirt. It wasn't the dark shaman costume. He somehow continued to survive and tank vet crypt of hearts

Man, I'll keep saying it, Khajiit are weird.

The Uninvited · January 2017

Had the same thing happen to me in Crypt of Farts. Had to remove my pants because of an "accident".

GawdSB · January 2017

Same OP. Cowards who need chest armor kick me because I die 9 maybe 10 times on CoA I.

BomblePants · January 2017

I haven't enjoyed a thread so much in ages

teladoy · January 2017

I read all kind of posts in my life but this is something new and original. I give you 9/10 points. Keep doing it like that!