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FortheloveofKrist
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I would like to say thanks to the writer, developer, or whoever is responsible for writing the dialogue line:
"I'd rather cloth an Ogrim's nethers than serve another prince."
Okay, so now that's a thought I can't unthink. I spend a lot of time in IC, often play in first person just for the eff of it, and have seem many an Ogrim up close. And now I have that lovely little picture noodling around ma noggin?
Anyone got another "WTF???" line in the game?
"I'd rather cloth an Ogrim's nethers than serve another prince."
Okay, so now that's a thought I can't unthink. I spend a lot of time in IC, often play in first person just for the eff of it, and have seem many an Ogrim up close. And now I have that lovely little picture noodling around ma noggin?
Anyone got another "WTF???" line in the game?
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AtraisMachina✭✭✭I cant think of a wtf but theres alot of corny sayings. My favorite is the ash titan in coa.
"What is that in the sky? Its like no fowl ive ever seen" proly heard this 1000 times2 -
milkbox✭✭✭✭✭Overheard in the bar at the fighter's guild in Wrothgar (across from the bank):
"So if you see a rat in the sewers with a baby's face, that's MY baby!!"
gotta be my favorite, so far.9 -
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✭AtraisMachina wrote: »I cant think of a wtf but theres alot of corny sayings. My favorite is the ash titan in coa.
"What is that in the sky? Its like no fowl ive ever seen" proly heard this 1000 times
FIVE-FOLD VENERATIONS MY FRIEND!1 -
starkerealm✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭"Have you heard the old phrase, 'Neither a borrower or a lender be...'"
*Slowly strangles Angie.*3 -
AtraisMachina✭✭✭Or the guy banging on the barrel in shadowfen. "I dont seem to be making much progress" lol0
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✭✭✭Music and voices are turned off for me. Can only hear the same lines so many times.1 -
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✭AtraisMachina wrote: »I cant think of a wtf but theres alot of corny sayings. My favorite is the ash titan in coa.
"What is that in the sky? Its like no fowl ive ever seen" proly heard this 1000 times
FIVE-FOLD VENERATIONS MY FRIEND!
OVER THERE IT'S MEREEL
Also featuring:
COME TO ME MY MINIONS
THANK THE STARS!
Honorable mention to the time my friends managed to glitch past the first scripted encounter in Selene's Web where the Breton guy dies. "No! We must treat with them!" through the whole. damn. dungeon.
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imnotanother✭✭✭✭✭
✭"I can see my prison, the fortress on the hill. Come up"
That one is just burned into my soul. ::shudders::PS4: NA - AD PSN: imnotanother (Artell Lyeselle)
Stamina NightBlade 810+ CP - PvP/Trials/Dungeon Ready0 -
leothedino✭✭✭✭"Get out or I mean it, I will scream!"
A gruff muscular and heavy framed male orc whilst I was looting his house... I actually chuckled.3 -
lehran✭✭✭"I have a wonderfully sunny disposition. Now get lost before I accidentally hit you with my hammer. Twice."0 -
chaserstorm16909✭✭✭✭✭All the sayings in Imperial City are permanently etched into my brain. "Molag bal is the greatest prince I've ever served", "Now confess what you have seen worm, no pity...."We should throw the worm cultists into the arena" etc. etc.0 -
Jaeme Diam✭✭✭Cry me a river..that way you can float your way out of Craglorn.
Always makes me chuckle for some reason.4 -
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✭✭Jaeme Diam wrote: »Cry me a river..that way you can float your way out of Craglorn.
Always makes me chuckle for some reason.
Lol! I was just about to post that0 -
wenchmore420b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Nela Sethri in Davon's Watch....
"Here you are swannie, you throw it up, you lick it up...."
lmao!!Drakon Koryn~Oryndill, Rogue~Mage,- CP ~Doesn't matter any more
NA / PC Beta Member since Nov 2013
GM~Conclave-of-Shadows, EP Social Guild, ~Proud member of: The Wandering Merchants, Phoenix Rising, Imperial Trade Union & Celestials of Nirn
Sister Guilds with: Coroner's Report, Children of Skyrim, Sunshine Daydream, Tamriel Fisheries, Knights Arcanum and more
"Not All Who Wander are Lost"
#MOREHOUSINGSLOTS“When the people that can make the company more successful are sales and marketing people, they end up running the companies. The product people get driven out of the decision making forums, and the companies forget what it means to make great products.”
_Steve Jobs (The Lost Interview)1 -
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✭✭✭Some guard in Rivenspire when you enter the barracks:
"If you want to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat, I'd be happy to chop your head off"
and
"if you question authority, authority has some questions for you."
Some annoying line:
"Ranser, you madman! Time to finish this!" which was a bug which kept replaying in repeatedly in Shornhelm but it fixed thank godEdited by Knootewoot on January 20, 2017 8:33AM٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
"I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭"There are a lot of uncertainties in Belkarth these days...."
"What? Have you never seen a Wood Elf before?"
"What are the civilians doing down here? Drugs."
"I erect the spine of welcome---"Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!0 -
Pixel_Zealot✭✭✭✭"Have you tried the goats milk? I find it quite bahahad."
From a Kahjit in Davon's Watch, close to the brewer in the Market Place.Dragonborn, huh? Was it your ma or your pa that was the dragon?0 -
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✭"The skins of those you love will fly as my banners"
-Molag Bal
Power Wealth And Influence.0 -
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✭In one of many boring questline completions for XP I overheard Darien Gautier half-naked in Northpoint saying: "what's this?! It smells like church! Get this away from me!"I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.0
