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SanderBuraas
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Be creative.

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Edited by SanderBuraas on June 2, 2018 10:01AM
  • bikerangelo
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    Master Chef Jr. Jr.
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    The "lol master"
    Gif lord of Tamriel
  • Mercutio
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    "For the low cost of 3,000 Crowns you, too, can have a Giant's nutsack hanging from the ceiling! You and your guildies will have a ball(s)!"
    The problem with arguing with a jackass is that they never stop braying.
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    #DwemerLife
  • SirAndy
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    Smepic wrote: »
    CAPTION THIS

    Your CAPS LOCK key is stuck ...
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  • Mic1007
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    The Tonic is already proving effective!
    @Mic1007
    Champion Rank 900+
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    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
  • Kuroinu
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    Deez Nutz.
  • Taleof2Cities
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    "(sigh) I'm certainly going to need more than 94 ginger and 8 ginkgo to fix this 'issue'."

  • Maff
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    ...when suddenly Molag's Balls arose from the flames for a surprise teabagging
  • JamieAubrey
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    Maff wrote: »
    ...when suddenly Molag's Balls arose from the flames for a surprise teabagging

    Hello :D ( Look at sig )
  • Reverb
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    "Thank you for contacting Elder Scrolls Online customer support. Warm Regards, Chet"
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Luthid
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    Relax, breathe through your nose.
  • LrdRahvin
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    "Puny mortals! Molag's Balls can never die!!!"
    https://imgflip.com/i/nvvt2
  • Bouldercleave
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    Smepic wrote: »
    Be creative.

    5S79fwE.jpg

    That looks like me in Cyrodil. The WRONG side of a teabag...
  • Whoopen
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    Mammothnuts are made of 100% Mammoth nuts no crafted nuts sold here (the toughest in Tamriel). GUARANTEED not to fade, chip, crack or break - or FREE replacement (our world famous "takes a licking" guarantee) The original tried and true nuts. (note nuts will toughen with age and may have an oder if not washed.)
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    How to: Milking the Hagraven's Tonic from her hanging breasts
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • imnotanother
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    "Fire Roasted Nuts - The Usual PvP Snack"
    PS4: NA - AD PSN: imnotanother (Artell Lyeselle)
    Stamina NightBlade 810+ CP - PvP/Trials/Dungeon Ready
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Molag Balls - Food inspector .
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    Thank god for this fire susan, my nuts were mad swampy, I was gonna chafe soon if I couldn't dry them
  • altemriel
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    Smepic wrote: »
    Be creative.

    5S79fwE.jpg



    hagraven`s balls :smiley:
  • Kram8ion
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    Homestead procs Massive T bagging
    Aussie lag is real!
  • runagate
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    Reverb wrote: »
    "Thank you for contacting Elder Scrolls Online customer support. Warm Regards, Chet"

    WAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! I knew someone here could make me laugh out loud!
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    Patch Notes
    #AlmostGood@ESO
  • phairdon
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    Must be a subscriber, as your crafting sacks are extremely full...
    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • MasterSpatula
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    "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."
    "A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle
  • Kram8ion
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    "Can't wait til my veli procs, it's gonna be epic"
    Aussie lag is real!
  • magnusthorek
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    Molag Balls Day-off
    I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
    I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
    My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.
  • SanderBuraas
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    MasterSpatula wrote: »
    "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."
    @MasterSpatula

    I like this one :)
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    After an unfortunate "accident" in the local Tavern, the Lusty Argonian Maid was never heard from again.
    Founder and Co-GM of The Psijic Order Guild (NA)
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  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    That screenshot is just wrong in so many ways... :o

    Silivren (Silly) Thalionwen | Altmer Templar | Magicka | 9-Trait Master Crafter/Jeweler | Master Angler | PVE Main - Killed by U35
    Jahsul at-Sahan | Redguard Sorcerer | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites | PVP Main
    Derrok Gunnolf | Redguard Dragonknight | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites
    Liliana Littleleaf | 9-Trait Grand Master Crafter/Jeweler (non-combat)
    Amber Emberheart | Breton Dragonknight | Stamina | Master Angler
    Vlos Anon | Dunmer Nightblade | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
    Kalina Valos | Dunmer Warden | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
    Swiftpaws-Moonshadow | Khajiit Nightblade | Stamina
    Morgul Vardar | Altmer Necromancer | Magicka
    Tithin Geil | Altmer Sorceress | Magicka
    Dhryk | Imperial Dragonknight | Stamina

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  • ArchMikem
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    I'm afraid the Tumor has progressed beyond treatment. I mean your body literally is a giant Tumor now. How are you still standing?
    CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
  • Runs
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    Here we see Cyrodiilic tea bags from the perspective of the user. More often than not very little tea is actually derived from the user of said bags.
    Runs| Orc Nightblade • Chim-el Adabal| Dunmer Templar • M'air the Honest| Khajiit Templar
    Oddity| Altmer Sorceror • Drizlo| Orc DragonKnight • Lady Ra Gada| Redguard Sorceror
    Taste-of-Hist-Sap| Argonian Nightblade • War'den Peace| Khajiit Warden • Little Warden Annie Altmer Warden
    Ports with Blood| Breton Templar • Dirty-Old-Man| Dunmer DragonKnight • Eyes-of-the-Sun| Argonian DragonKnight
    Bleak Mystique| Nord Warden • Polychronopolous| Imperial Sorceror • Bullcrit| Khajiit Nightblade
    PC NA CP 1250+ and still a noob
    At Writs End - A place to complete master writs
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