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Orc hate
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Knootewoot✭✭✭✭✭
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The ones with boobs are female though.
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✭✭✭✭✭Knootewoot wrote: »So basically Tamriel has been one big o-rgy at some point
At most times, it seems.1 -
sneakymitchell✭✭✭✭Rohamad_Ali wrote: »Orcs are irritating . That whole Wrothgar mission was an exercise in patients with there constant bickering and infighting over religion .
thats where the orc passive run speed comes in handy. I got my character to have nice movement speed cause of the steed mundus in my nord.
NA-Xbox one- Ebonheart Pact- Nord Tank DK
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✭Knootewoot wrote: »
Are they like the dragons in this era? Extinc or hidden?
Ahh...I get it now. You don't think a woman is a woman unless she acts like an actress in a Carl's Junior Bacon 3-way commercial.
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Dracindo✭✭✭✭✭FortheloveofKrist wrote: »Knootewoot wrote: »
Are they like the dragons in this era? Extinc or hidden?
Ahh...I get it now. You don't think a woman is a woman unless she acts like an actress in a Carl's Junior Bacon 3-way commercial.
No, not at all. Otherwise, Tamriel would only have a handfull of women.
I'm just saying that all orcs look like men, to me. An Orc with a feminine voice and covering their chest is like a male orc trying to score with the "overly manly man" orcs.0 -
SaRuZ✭✭✭✭✭Orcs annoy me, they're stubborn, stupid and proud. Same as Kahijiit, seriously, stop referring to yourself as "This one." Personally, I blame the skooma & moon sugar, even old Caius couldn't resist the daedric dust. It was introduced into rural kahijiit communities to keep those filthy felines down.
Argonians are just weird. You're a lizard, wait, a dinosour, wait, who know wtf! Nord's are worse than orcs, that accent! I wanted to go deaf the entire playthrough of Skyrim, it's like Arnold and Hogan got together to write a novel then narrated it. Title: You milk drinker!.
Dunmer, you aren't Chimer anymore, you have fallen. You are like 2016 Mike Tyson , thinking you still 1986 Mike Tyson. Nobody wants to live in your blight invested volcanic wasteland. Outlander that, fool.
Lastly, hands down, the most aggravating.want.to.***.slap race, Altmer. Step down from that high elven horse already! So condescending.Edited by SaRuZ on December 30, 2016 1:17PM2 -
Hand_Bacon✭✭✭✭✭FortheloveofKrist wrote: »You don't think a woman is a woman unless she acts like an actress in a Carl's Junior Bacon 3-way commercial.
I don't see a problem here.
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✭✭✭✭✭Orcs annoy me, they're stubborn, stupid and proud. Same as Kahijiit, seriously, stop referring to yourself as "This one."
That's actually a grammatical tick. Sort of like how native English speakers are far more likely to use the, "ich bin" (I am} structure when speaking in German, instead of, "es tut mir." (It does me.) (In German (if I'm remembering correctly) the former indicates a more central statement about one's nature or being, while the latter indicates a more transitory state.)
The native Kahjiiti language either lacks a first person pronoun entirely, or reserves it for specific usages. Because of this, when they learn the common language, the way they structure the first person remains wonky.
It's when the Argonians are erecting the spine of mild indifference and food poisoning that I draw the line. I know they're lizards, but they don't have that many spines.Edited by starkerealm on December 30, 2016 1:37PM2 -
Riejael✭✭✭✭✭starkerealm wrote: »Knootewoot wrote: »I'm a Breton. I don't trust Orc's since we destroyed their homeland. Call is guild, call it shame. They just had to be destroyed as they cannot be trusted. Orc's are no different from elves. And
...uh, Knoote, if you're a Breton, you are an elf.
He didn't realize his race is also called Manmer
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✭✭✭✭✭Rohamad_Ali wrote: »Orcs are irritating . That whole Wrothgar mission was an exercise in patients with there constant bickering and infighting over religion .
I too found that quest line far to realistic.ESO player since beta.
previously full time subscriber, beta-2024, now off and on, game got too disappointing.
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Gedalya✭✭✭✭✭skiptomyluau wrote: »Where's the love? I've played Orcs since morrowind and they've fallen to the wayside
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I don't know what your talking about; I see lots of players (like myself) running around as Orcs. And with Orsinium, thats a lot of love. Not to mention the Orcs are seen all through out Tamriel with quests, and not just in DC territory; I mean all Alliances see something things like this including Orc Strongholds. It's nice.0 -
ThePaleItalian✭✭✭✭✭
✭Whoa Whoa Whoa!
As an Orc I resemble these comments. Don't act like my drooling over bite doesn't do it for you...
Conan, what is good in life?
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
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Solstice StormHaven - Magika Sorc
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✭✭✭✭✭ThePaleItalian wrote: »Whoa Whoa Whoa!
As an Orc I resemble these comments. Don't act like my drooling over bite doesn't do it for you...
No, my fondness for drooling overbites is completely satisfied by the guar. Also, their roars are freakin' adorable, unlike, you know, orcs.0 -
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✭raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »Argonians and the Orcs both suck..... they really do suck.
yes worst racials in game0 -
jcasini222ub17_ESO✭✭✭✭Orc checking in, only want one thing- to be able to lay seige against every capital city in tamriel. That is all.0
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✭Orcs are awsome. One of my favourite races.Desperate for Roleplaying servers to bring open world non-organised RP to Elder Scrolls Online. Please ZOS.1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭jcasini222ub17_ESO wrote: »Orc checking in, only want one thing- to be able to lay seige against every capital city in tamriel. That is all.
Great, now I want a Total War: Tamriel style game.![:\](https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/resources/emoji/confused.png ":\")
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jcasini222ub17_ESO✭✭✭✭Don't worry @starkerealm just mainly wayrest. Those Breton's have it coming
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ThePaleItalian✭✭✭✭✭
✭starkerealm wrote: »ThePaleItalian wrote: »Whoa Whoa Whoa!
As an Orc I resemble these comments. Don't act like my drooling over bite doesn't do it for you...
No, my fondness for drooling overbites is completely satisfied by the guar. Also, their roars are freakin' adorable, unlike, you know, orcs.
Hey its all good. Lemme guess? Elf?...Conan, what is good in life?
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
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✭✭✭✭✭Aren't Orcs just pooed out from a god elves?
Argonians are of the hist, which is a god from a world long destroyed.
At least the Argonians aren't partially digested elf jerky.2 -
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✭✭✭Wifeaggro13 wrote: »raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »Argonians and the Orcs both suck..... they really do suck.
yes worst racials in game
This might have been true a year ago. Zenimax however aced the racial balancing patch. At least in a PvP context (where build diversity is much more prominent than in PvE), these are two of the best possible races depending on what you wanna do. Nothing makes a better tank with better sustain than an argonian. Orcs make some of the most powerful stamina builds around with their increased damage, healing, and mobility. Also, just throwing it out there, troll king on an orc is ridiculous. a 20% stat modifier on a set that gives that much raw regen leads to some ridiculous numbers if built right. My friend has over 6k health regen on his other wise damage spec'd orc stam dk...Thats a 6 k heal every 2 seconds, or something like a 3k HoT to stack with vigor and rally. Only possible on an orc w/o sacrificing too much for health regen.
So no, these are hardly the worst racials in the game. Id go as far as to say they are some of the most unique and powerful in their own ways.3 -
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✭Sounds like puny elves and Milk drinker humans are envious of our Orcish blood.
One day all of Nirn will be at the heel of The Orcs by Malacaths blessing we will rule.Edited by Anti_Virus on December 30, 2016 6:47PMPower Wealth And Influence.5 -
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Last time I checked, Struga had only female parts. I'm not into sausage fest, you know.
I'm all about that Orcish Bratwurst On Bun. Gimme here.Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
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With orcs, you can never know... but its true, boobs are usually a indication for femaleness.Knootewoot wrote: »
There is rumours about that, you know... that orcs are... uhm... better endowed then other races, in the bratwurst department. Some rumours have it even the females, but I doubt that could be true... right? Right??? And a lot of other rumours about their... habits... that I would get in trouble telling here...
Last time I checked, Struga had only female parts. I'm not into sausage fest, you know.
I'm all about that Orcish Bratwurst On Bun. Gimme here.
In any case... since my tertiary character is an Orsimer... might as well show the people how she looks during the new life festival, right?
(Note to self - ask her about the bratwurst thing someday, maybe she can tell me the truth behind those rumors...)2 -
RavenEye✭✭Not much love for Orcs I know, that's why I'm always happy to see other Orcs around
Love Orcs and really loved playing Orsinium
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