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Orc hate

skiptomyluau
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Where's the love? I've played Orcs since morrowind and they've fallen to the wayside :(.
  • Stovahkiin
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    I think I'd hardly notice if orcs were removed altogether :P. In fact, I've played all of the elder scrolls games (except for Redguard) and I only recall ever making one orc character, no more.
    Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!
  • Publius_Scipio
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    What? You orcs had an entire DLC with large zone dedicated just to you. All zones afterwards, and all original zones (with One Tamriel) were modeled after your dedicated DLC.

    Fengrush the stam sorc of legend is himself an orc.

    What more do you orcs want?
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    Main orc here, 174 days played. Love him
    PC, EU server, Ebonheart Pact


    Finally a reason not to play League of Legends
  • Astanphaeus
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    Orcs, the only things worse than Argonians (just kidding, I actually love Argonians). But seriously, throughout all of Orsinium I just wanted to kill the orcs, they are so dumb. I as sooo happy when e finally got to kill the king.
  • raidentenshu_ESO
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    Argonians and the Orcs both suck..... they really do suck.
  • FloppyTouch
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    I love my orc
  • bebynnag
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    Argonians and the Orcs both suck..... they really do suck.

    what the argonians and orcs choose to do in the privacy of their own home is their business, who are you to pass judgemnet!
    (joke)
  • Stovahkiin
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    Argonians and the Orcs both suck..... they really do suck.

    what the argonians and orcs choose to do in the privacy of their own home is their business, who are you to pass judgemnet!
    (joke)

    Argonians just erect their spines of gratitude, somebody got a problem with that?
    Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!
  • Recremen
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    Orcs are beautiful, precious creatures and I love them and pet them and take them back to my tent.
    Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
    Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster
  • DigitalShibby
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    I like Orcs more than those egg laying lizard people.
    Edited by DigitalShibby on December 30, 2016 5:55AM
  • SilentRaven1972
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    I'll have to point my brother to this thread. All his characters are Orcs. I even have an Orc character :)
    "Such is the nature of evil. Out there in the vast ignorance of the world, it festers and spreads. A shadow that grows in the dark. A sleepless malice as black as the oncoming wall of night. So it ever was, so will it always be. In time all foul things come forth." -Thranduil
  • Lylith
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    got twin girls. :smile:

  • Enslaved
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    Why would I hate Orsimer folk? I mean, Struga is my waifu
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Orcs are irritating . That whole Wrothgar mission was an exercise in patients with there constant bickering and infighting over religion .
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    Well for those who didn't care for Wrothgar, I have to admit that compared to pretty much all the rest of ES, this online version has the startlingly, amazingly, creatively worst misunderstanding of and misuse of lore that I could possibly have imagined.

    So pretty much I try to ignore the annoying distortions and focus on the stuff i enjoy.

    And .. lets see...

    Mol gro Durga
    Urgash gra Sharn (and her twin Lash gra Sharn played by my sweetie)
    Margul gro Durga
    and
    Kalima gra Pasadena

    Yeah... I like orcs in this game.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • starkerealm
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    Stovahkiin wrote: »
    I think I'd hardly notice if orcs were removed altogether :P. In fact, I've played all of the elder scrolls games (except for Redguard) and I only recall ever making one orc character, no more.

    I think I've made two. One in Morrowind and one on the PTS. :p
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    Enslaved wrote: »
    Why would I hate Orsimer folk? I mean, Struga is my waifu

    It's funny, my first thought in regard to Struga is, she's that crazed evangelist, that comes up to me belting out, "do you know how long I've been looking for you," while I desperately cram food down my horse's gullet, and avoid making eye contact.
  • hamburgerler76
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    bin an orc since morrowind my main is an orc
  • TheSeer
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    I'll remember all you Orc haters.

    PS: I'm an Orc Healer.
    Edited by TheSeer on December 30, 2016 6:59AM

    Alliance: Alderi Dominion / Ebonheart Pact •
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  • starkerealm
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    TheSeer wrote: »
    I'll remember all you Orc haters.

    PS: I'm an Orc Healer.

    To be fair, I don't hate orcs. I'm just not one myself. :p And Strugga, because she always wants to ask me if I know how long she's been looking for me. "****, I was rolled up 45 days ago!"
  • JWKe
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    I've wavered between Bosmer, Khajit, and Orc during Skyrim. But in Morrowind, Oblivion, and ESO I've always played an Orc.
  • Knootewoot
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    I'm a Breton. I don't trust Orc's since we destroyed their homeland. Call is guild, call it shame. They just had to be destroyed as they cannot be trusted. Orc's are no different from elves. And

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    "I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."
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    Knootewoot wrote: »
    I'm a Breton. I don't trust Orc's since we destroyed their homeland. Call is guild, call it shame. They just had to be destroyed as they cannot be trusted. Orc's are no different from elves. And

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    ...uh, Knoote, if you're a Breton, you are an elf.
  • Knootewoot
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    Knootewoot wrote: »
    I'm a Breton. I don't trust Orc's since we destroyed their homeland. Call is guild, call it shame. They just had to be destroyed as they cannot be trusted. Orc's are no different from elves. And

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    ...uh, Knoote, if you're a Breton, you are an elf.

    I like to pretend I have more Nedic blood and little Altmer, so more human then elf.

    (in fact in all previous TES games I roleplayed I was a Breton with little affinity with magic since I was more of the Nedic side and used bow and dagger. Although in TESO I do use a lot of magic)
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    "I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."
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    Knootewoot wrote: »
    Knootewoot wrote: »
    I'm a Breton. I don't trust Orc's since we destroyed their homeland. Call is guild, call it shame. They just had to be destroyed as they cannot be trusted. Orc's are no different from elves. And

    16705950.jpg

    ...uh, Knoote, if you're a Breton, you are an elf.

    I like to pretend I have more Nedic blood and little Altmer, so more human then elf.

    (in fact in all previous TES games I roleplayed I was a Breton with little affinity with magic since I was more of the Nedic side and used bow and dagger. Although in TESO I do use a lot of magic)

    So, you've been roleplaying a very confused Nord for over a decade?
  • menedhyn
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    My Orsimer could not care less what 'others' think of her. This is nothing new.
    newtinmpls wrote: »
    ... I have to admit that compared to pretty much all the rest of ES, this online version has the startlingly, amazingly, creatively worst misunderstanding of and misuse of lore that I could possibly have imagined.
    Yep.
  • Enslaved
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    But posting a dwarf to prove that you distrust yourself for being partially an elf... That is just wierd, lol.
  • Knootewoot
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    Knootewoot wrote: »
    Knootewoot wrote: »
    I'm a Breton. I don't trust Orc's since we destroyed their homeland. Call is guild, call it shame. They just had to be destroyed as they cannot be trusted. Orc's are no different from elves. And

    16705950.jpg

    ...uh, Knoote, if you're a Breton, you are an elf.

    I like to pretend I have more Nedic blood and little Altmer, so more human then elf.

    (in fact in all previous TES games I roleplayed I was a Breton with little affinity with magic since I was more of the Nedic side and used bow and dagger. Although in TESO I do use a lot of magic)

    So, you've been roleplaying a very confused Nord for over a decade?

    Nords are descendants of the Atmorans. Nedic people also come from same region but inhabited Tamriel before the real Nords showed up. Even imperials have Nedic blood. Imperial = nedic+atmoran

    So basically Tamriel has been one big o-rgy at some point
    Edited by Knootewoot on December 30, 2016 8:17AM
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    "I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."
  • Dracindo
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    Recremen wrote: »
    Orcs are beautiful, precious creatures

    That's what they also tell all the "special" kids. ;)

    In any case, I don't really hate Orcs, I just don't like it that I can't play an Orc as a woman.
    All Orcs are men right?
  • Enslaved
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    Dracindo wrote: »
    Recremen wrote: »
    Orcs are beautiful, precious creatures

    That's what they also tell all the "special" kids. ;)

    In any case, I don't really hate Orcs, I just don't like it that I can't play an Orc as a woman.
    All Orcs are men right?

    Last time I checked, Struga had only female parts. I'm not into sausage fest, you know.
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