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From Sad Argonian to Happy with a simple hairstyle

isailandshootub17_ESO
It is calamitous that these two hairstyles are of equal and opposite force, thereby producing a propecial sorc negate (that is, you can't have both at the same time).
The Covenant Feathers = Awesome. Lizard Rhinoceros = Awesome. Can't use both at once = SAD ARGONIAN!

Below I have included a scientific data analysis which proves that Argonian happiness increases over time when a new hairstyle featuring both designs is implemented into the crown store:
[img][/img]Sad_Argonian_To_Happy_Argonian.png
Edited by isailandshootub17_ESO on December 13, 2016 10:20PM

From Sad Argonian to Happy with a simple hairstyle 10 votes

This hairstyle *SHOULD* be implemented
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AlienSlofVyle_ByteLunarhoundMythicEmperor 4 votes
This hairstyle *MUST* be implemented
40%
isailandshootub17_ESOLivvyDocFrost72Mop_Almighty 4 votes
Argonians should remain sad (selecting this option makes your prejudice against certain lizard-races questionable)
20%
Sotha_SilStargazer126 2 votes
  • Abeille
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    Horns and feathers should go on different categories.

    Actually, make horns its own category, so that the Bosmer can wear facial hair with their horns too.
    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
  • Vyle_Byte
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    This hairstyle *SHOULD* be implemented
    Abeille wrote: »
    Horns and feathers should go on different categories.

    Actually, make horns its own category, so that the Bosmer can wear facial hair with their horns too.

    I concur, horns should definitely have their own category.
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  • geonsocal
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    howdy @isailandshootub17_ESO ...gotta pic a pic (profle) man :neutral: ...

    holy cow, just seen you've been here since early '14...nice...

    Edit: checking out some of your other threads - wow, you can legitimately write...good job :p
    Edited by geonsocal on December 14, 2016 8:35AM
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  • Darkstorne
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    Yeah, I bought both back when the horns were advertised as an adornment and not a hairstyle. I assumed they would fit perfectly together :disappointed:
  • isailandshootub17_ESO
    This hairstyle *MUST* be implemented
    geonsocal wrote: »
    howdy @isailandshootub17_ESO ...gotta pic a pic (profle) man :neutral: ...

    holy cow, just seen you've been here since early '14...nice...

    Edit: checking out some of your other threads - wow, you can legitimately write...good job :p

    Thank you geonsocal. Those are very kind words indeed. I'll also need to search for a good profile pic.
  • DocFrost72
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    This hairstyle *MUST* be implemented
    Abeille wrote: »
    Horns and feathers should go on different categories.

    Actually, make horns its own category, so that the Bosmer can wear facial hair with their horns too.

    This ^

    My bosmer thanks you in advance.
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