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How We Fixed Lag

Nefas
Nefas
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"Players hate us! Scientists in Computer University have discovered a new way to not lag. If you're in your 999+ Pings, try this revolutionary plan!"

When in doubt, just DPS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q6d-HJ3xas
  • jaye63
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    Due to Political correctness it will no longer be referred to as lag. It will now be called difficulty enhancement modifiers.
  • gard
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    Coming soon to the clown store:

    Difficulty enhancement reduction potions.
    Reduces difficulty enhancement by 90%, increases fps by 90%.
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  • Banana
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    gard wrote: »
    Coming soon to the clown store:

    Difficulty enhancement reduction potions.
    Reduces difficulty enhancement by 90%, increases fps by 90%.

    How much are they? And they better not be in thievery crates.
  • ArchMikem
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    I, feel like the Devs should actually take a look at this video with a tinge of serious consideration. That's so odd how the group roles have a direct correlation...somehow.
    CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
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  • Stovahkiin
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    Wot
    Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!
  • Nefas
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    I, feel like the Devs should actually take a look at this video with a tinge of serious consideration. That's so odd how the group roles have a direct correlation...somehow.

    Yep, no one crashed or lagged at all after we switched roles to DPS. Someone's ping even immediately stabilized right after they changed their role. It was a very interesting experience.
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    That's crazy , I wonder why .
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    Hax
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    Nefas you ran vSO without me :open_mouth:
    Make PC NA raiding great again!

    Down with drama!


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  • Nefas
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    @Marque Rev up the engine, choo choo~

    @IronCrystal vSO Weekly run today again probably.
  • nimander99
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    Stovahkiin wrote: »
    Wot

    Wat?
    I AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY

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    "MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
    "MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
    "MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
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    "MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???

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  • Stovahkiin
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    nimander99 wrote: »
    Stovahkiin wrote: »
    Wot

    Wat?

    Wut?
    Beware the battle cattle, but don't *fear* the battle cattle!
  • LadyLethalla
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    I want to try this on PS4 now, but I can haz a feeling that it can't possibly fix my lag...

    Edited by LadyLethalla on December 14, 2016 2:12AM
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  • Yolokin_Swagonborn
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    Does this work in PvP?

    This is hilarious but ZOS actually does respond (sometimes) when there is lag in PvE.
  • Doctordarkspawn
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    I, feel like the Devs should actually take a look at this video with a tinge of serious consideration. That's so odd how the group roles have a direct correlation...somehow.

    They wont.
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