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Ourorboros
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For those who might be offended, relax. It's just meant to be a fun way to deal with frustration of server issues. >:)

NVM, no preview option, and wasn't sure if images would show. I'd delete this, but I can't. NO doubt admin will fix that :p
Edited by Ourorboros on December 13, 2016 4:42PM
PC/NA/DC
Breton Sorcerer Maester.White - BB meets GoT >Master Crafter< { 9 Traits completed 4/23/15 }
TANSTAAFL--->There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.....Robert Heinlein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea....Heinlein
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die. "Blade Runner"
ESO: the game you hate to love and love to hate....( >_<) May RNG be with you (*,_,*)

Extended and extra maintenance. Why do you think it happens? 19 votes

Lazy [img]http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M4acf30948eca09cc269988e09f6016edo0&w=173&h=170&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0[/img]
0% 0 votes
Incompetant [img]http://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M0d2223d8e8bc11a968c90b536db69343o0&pid=15.1[/img]
47% 9 votes
One can short of a six-pack [img]http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M32007b9807dafea48e525bb07e3f48ddo0&w=87&h=144&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0[/img]
0% 0 votes
zos can do no wrong [img]http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M652ccc74173c7bcef5d0304eba0089dfo0&w=121&h=80&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0[/img]
0% 0 votes
Poll is biased [img]http://sr.photos1.fotosearch.com/bthumb/CSP/CSP370/k25182410.jpg[/img]
26% 5 votes
Other [img]http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M42fe177b505d27e44deaf05ae432956co0&w=105&h=144&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0[/img]
26% 5 votes
  • yodased
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    are you trying to haxor me with all that code? HAXOR

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    Tl;dr really weigh the fun you have in game vs the business practices you are supporting.
  • Delta1038
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    Simple, because unexpected stuff happens and that is life. C'est la vie
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  • Ourorboros
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    Delta1038 wrote: »
    Simple, because unexpected stuff happens and that is life. C'est la vie

    guess you would have voted zos can do no wrong. you should follow the link for the image I wanted to post.
    PC/NA/DC
    Breton Sorcerer Maester.White - BB meets GoT >Master Crafter< { 9 Traits completed 4/23/15 }
    TANSTAAFL--->There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.....Robert Heinlein
    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea....Heinlein
    All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die. "Blade Runner"
    ESO: the game you hate to love and love to hate....( >_<) May RNG be with you (*,_,*)
  • Nestor
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    Clearly, the new Hamster Crew is not up to standards. They miss-represented themselves so they are in Breach of Contract. Of course they are now desperately trying to rehire the old hamster crew. However they are understandably holding out for a better salary.

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    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

    PakKat "Everything was going well, until I died"
    Gary Gravestink "I am glad you died, I needed the help"

  • Darkestnght
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    Because it is a massive game.
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    Xbox EU - CP400+

  • Delta1038
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    Ourorboros wrote: »
    Delta1038 wrote: »
    Simple, because unexpected stuff happens and that is life. C'est la vie

    guess you would have voted zos can do no wrong. you should follow the link for the image I wanted to post.

    Well I would have picked that if I believed it, they have done plenty of things I don't agree with. I just don't have an issue with this particular issue as I just think stuff happens and I see no reason to let it bug me.
    Edited by Delta1038 on December 13, 2016 4:54PM
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  • yodased
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    I shall help sir

    lazy:

    th?&id=OIP.M4acf30948eca09cc269988e09f6016edo0&w=173&h=170&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0

    Incompetant

    th?id=OIP.M0d2223d8e8bc11a968c90b536db69343o0&pid=15.1

    6 pack reference

    th?&id=OIP.M32007b9807dafea48e525bb07e3f48ddo0&w=87&h=144&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0

    zos can do no wrong

    th?&id=OIP.M652ccc74173c7bcef5d0304eba0089dfo0&w=121&h=80&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0

    Biased poll is biased

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    Other

    th?&id=OIP.M42fe177b505d27e44deaf05ae432956co0&w=105&h=144&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0
    Tl;dr really weigh the fun you have in game vs the business practices you are supporting.
  • Nestor
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    Update, they got the replacement hamsters out of the servers, but now they have to remove the removal crew

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    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

    PakKat "Everything was going well, until I died"
    Gary Gravestink "I am glad you died, I needed the help"

  • danno8
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    Since you went to all that trouble finding little pictures to match your poll options:

    th?&id=OIP.M4acf30948eca09cc269988e09f6016edo0&w=173&h=170&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0

    th?id=OIP.M0d2223d8e8bc11a968c90b536db69343o0&pid=15.1

    th?&id=OIP.M32007b9807dafea48e525bb07e3f48ddo0&w=87&h=144&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0

    th?&id=OIP.M652ccc74173c7bcef5d0304eba0089dfo0&w=121&h=80&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0

    k25182410.jpg

    th?&id=OIP.M42fe177b505d27e44deaf05ae432956co0&w=105&h=144&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0

    edit: Congratulations to @yodased who copy/paste skills are clearly faster than mine.
    Edited by danno8 on December 13, 2016 4:54PM
  • jaye63
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    Because when you're typing 80-150 words a minute, you will make errors and there aint no spell check in coding.
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  • Ourorboros
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    Nestor wrote: »
    Update, they got the replacement hamsters out of the servers, but now they have to remove the removal crew

    421181fc3636cd6d3ba7c935d179ac6e.jpg

    Too funny, Nestor!
    PC/NA/DC
    Breton Sorcerer Maester.White - BB meets GoT >Master Crafter< { 9 Traits completed 4/23/15 }
    TANSTAAFL--->There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.....Robert Heinlein
    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea....Heinlein
    All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die. "Blade Runner"
    ESO: the game you hate to love and love to hate....( >_<) May RNG be with you (*,_,*)
  • Powerhand
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    I'm cool with it, a chance to read lore and guides.
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  • Tandor
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    Anyone who finds setting up a forum poll correctly difficult isn't in the best position to have fun at the expense of those trying to run a complex MMO across global platforms and servers :wink: !
  • Betheny
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    Tandor wrote: »
    Anyone who finds setting up a forum poll correctly difficult isn't in the best position to have fun at the expense of those trying to run a complex MMO across global platforms and servers :wink: !

    That's just cold.
  • Ourorboros
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    Tandor wrote: »
    Anyone who finds setting up a forum poll correctly difficult isn't in the best position to have fun at the expense of those trying to run a complex MMO across global platforms and servers :wink: !

    So I guess it's common knowledge that images won't appear correctly in poll questions, even though they work fine in a regular post? It wouldn't have gone live if I could preview, so seems some of my mistake falls back on zos for how the forum is set up. >:)
    PC/NA/DC
    Breton Sorcerer Maester.White - BB meets GoT >Master Crafter< { 9 Traits completed 4/23/15 }
    TANSTAAFL--->There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.....Robert Heinlein
    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea....Heinlein
    All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die. "Blade Runner"
    ESO: the game you hate to love and love to hate....( >_<) May RNG be with you (*,_,*)
  • Jim_Pipp
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    Ourorboros wrote: »
    So I guess it's common knowledge that images won't appear correctly in poll questions, even though they work fine in a regular post? It wouldn't have gone live if I could preview, so seems some of my mistake falls back on zos for how the forum is set up. >:)

    This is on the bug list and we are looking at a fix for this. Currently no ETA.






    We have rolled out a hotfix so now forum polls can be previewed and will include images. Thanks for your patience.





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    #1 tip (Re)check your graphics settings periodically - especially resolution.
  • Ashtaris
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    As someone who worked in the tech industry for his entire career, I can tell you that **** happens :) You try your hardest to prevent it, make sure that when it does happen that it's taken care of quickly, and do your best to make sure it doesn't happen again. But with probably hundreds of thousands, if not millions lines of code, I can't imagine the complexity and unpredictability in keeping things running smoothly, let alone the hardware side of things. Mind you, I'm not defending ZOS, just trying to put things in perspective.
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