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How I imaging EP Zone chat when AD engage them

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JamieAubrey
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This is to be taken in good faith, just want to mini rant as this happens a few times

EP ZONE CHAT

xxx: Someone whisper DC and tell them AD are kicking our asses again
namehere: No problem

DC ZONE CHAT

namehere has whispered you: Can you get a group and come to XXX keep and wipe the AD kicking EP ass ?
to namehere: Got a group on the way but we dont have any keeps near you ( They never do, they travel across the map like always )

few mins later in AD ZONE CHAT

me: DC INC RIGHT

Before all this happens EP stays inside the keep while AD push them back into the inner keep ( EP NEVER push out )
whats this ? DC inbound and look who flock out the keep like bee's

  • ArrerBoy
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    From what I've seen it's more.

    First guy: DC flagging keep [initial]
    Second Guy: AD ganking again.
    Third Guy : How do I get into IC
    Fourth Guy: Why is AD attacking? Isn't it past their bed time?
    First Guy: DC at inner.
    Second Guy: [expletive] AD gankers
    Fifth Guy: [meme]
    First Guy: DC took keep. I hate all of you.
  • bebynnag
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    and over on xbox eu

    AD: infighting,
    AD: infighting,
    AD: infighting,
    AD: infighting,
    AD: infighting,
    AD: infighting,
    AD: how did we lose the keep?

    (im allowed to say this im AD)
  • Osteos
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    ArrerBoy wrote: »
    From what I've seen it's more.

    First guy: DC flagging keep [initial]
    Second Guy: AD ganking again.
    Third Guy : How do I get into IC
    Fourth Guy: Why is AD attacking? Isn't it past their bed time?
    First Guy: DC at inner.
    Second Guy: [expletive] AD gankers
    Fifth Guy: [meme]
    First Guy: DC took keep. I hate all of you.

    You forgot

    sixth guy: How do I leave cyrodiil?
    7-10 guys: LFG
    11th guy: Where is the action?
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  • Sheezabeast
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    Mikami-Teru-Animation.gif

    ^ what actually happens when AD finally decide to advance past Alessia
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  • ArrerBoy
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    How sad AD has become. How once they dominated Cyrodiil in vast swarms of yellow hate, only then to lose their dominance to the Blue Hordes as they spread their ignorance and barbarism to the hapless armies of the Dominion and Pact, only in turn to be overwhelmed by the Harbingers of the End Times that was the Pact with everything they touched turning to death and spam attacks.

    Yet even now the nightmare of the Pact is over. The Swarm and the Hordes sense the weakness and now vie for dominance.

    And I just want that last F******* SKYHARD ON THE OPPOSITE END OF THE MAP YOU A**
  • TrinityBreaker
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    Chill
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  • dsalter
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    Sheezabeast wrote: »
    Mikami-Teru-Animation.gif

    ^ what actually happens when AD finally decide to advance past Alessia

    thats not a bridge...
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  • runagate
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    ArrerBoy wrote: »
    Fourth Guy: Why is AD attacking? Isn't it past their bed time?


    So, so true. LMAO. Heard it asked sooo many times. And, weirdly, sometimes the AD horde just disappears and goes to bed after someone asks that. :):):)
  • Strider_Roshin
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    What's AD and DC? I thought it was only Red vs Green?
  • Delimber
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    I've seen Red vs Green and Orange vs Blue....I might have seen Yellow vs Purple once.

    DC and EP usually have similar arguments in chat as half the population for both sides is trying to take Ales or Chal while AD divides and paints the map yellow...
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  • ArchMikem
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    Player 1: [expletive] cancer build go [expletive] urself
    Player 2: lol mad?
    Me: Guys the AD are camping south gate. Help??
    Player 1: Mad at yo mom last night.
    Player 3: lfg where action?
    Player 2: eat a [expletive]

    I have a related image too.

    8zuzyOh.png

    You can just hear the AD typing "Lol come at me bro".
    Edited by ArchMikem on November 20, 2016 1:32AM
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  • Sheezabeast
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    dsalter wrote: »
    Sheezabeast wrote: »
    Mikami-Teru-Animation.gif

    ^ what actually happens when AD finally decide to advance past Alessia

    thats not a bridge...

    if i meant the bridge i would have said bridge, I meant the fort :)
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  • alephthiago
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    Xbox NA

    Player 1: [expletive] cancer build go [expletive] urself
    Player 2: lol mad?
    Me: Guys the AD are camping south gate. Help??
    Player 1: Mad at yo mom last night.
    Player 3: lfg where action?
    Player 2: eat a [expletive]

    I have a related image too.

    8zuzyOh.png

    You can just hear the AD typing "Lol come at me bro".

    LMAO
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  • WuffyCerulei
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    AD zone chat be like:

    Our Friend "Sheldon": Hackers at (keep or resource)
    Person 1: LFG
    Person 2: Roe UA
    Person 3: FD 60%
    Person 4: Ales(sia) farm/mine/LM
    Person 1: lfg
    Person 3: FD 25%
    Sheldon: Such hackers doing something
    Person 5: (insert dumb comeback to Sheldon)
    Person 2: Roe gone
    Sheldon: (something salty about somebody and calls them hackers)
    Person 1: lfg
    Edited by WuffyCerulei on November 20, 2016 2:11AM
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  • WuffyCerulei
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    Strider_Roshin wrote: »
    What's AD and DC? I thought it was only Red vs Green?

    No, just a bunch of blueberries, cherries, and bananas covered in salt.
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  • Darethran
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    Zone chat for the Ebbers consists of:

    Guy #1: lfg
    Guy #2: lfg
    Guy #3: lfg lfg lfg
    Guy #1: lfg
    Guy #4: we should take chal
    Guy #5: lfg need group
    Guy #6: lfg
    Guy #7: ad at bridge
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  • JamieAubrey
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    MajinCry wrote: »
    Zone chat for the Ebbers consists of:

    Guy #1: lfg
    Guy #2: lfg
    Guy #3: lfg lfg lfg
    Guy #1: lfg
    Guy #4: we should take chal
    Guy #5: lfg need group
    Guy #6: lfg
    Guy #7: ad at bridge

    BRIDGEFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
  • Skinless_Jerk
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    ArrerBoy wrote: »
    From what I've seen it's more.

    First guy: DC flagging keep [initial]
    Second Guy: AD ganking again.
    Third Guy : How do I get into IC
    Fourth Guy: Why is AD attacking? Isn't it past their bed time?
    First Guy: DC at inner.
    Second Guy: [expletive] AD gankers
    Fifth Guy: [meme]
    First Guy: DC took keep. I hate all of you.

    hahahahahahahaha love this
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  • Lord-Otto
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    puffytheslayer wrote: »
    and over on xbox eu

    AD: infighting,
    AD: infighting,
    AD: infighting,
    AD: infighting,
    AD: infighting,
    AD: infighting,
    AD: how did we lose the keep?

    (im allowed to say this im AD)

    Really? (o.O) I always see the same groups of yellows fighting with the same tactics (treehug). Appears rather organized and harmonic to me. (@.@)
  • Darethran
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    JamieAubrey wrote: »
    MajinCry wrote: »
    Zone chat for the Ebbers consists of:

    Guy #1: lfg
    Guy #2: lfg
    Guy #3: lfg lfg lfg
    Guy #1: lfg
    Guy #4: we should take chal
    Guy #5: lfg need group
    Guy #6: lfg
    Guy #7: ad at bridge

    BRIDGEFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

    We need to beeline more.
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  • DrkHunter86
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    runagate wrote: »
    ArrerBoy wrote: »
    Fourth Guy: Why is AD attacking? Isn't it past their bed time?


    So, so true. LMAO. Heard it asked sooo many times. And, weirdly, sometimes the AD horde just disappears and goes to bed after someone asks that. :):):)

    Yea sad huh. Us ad actually have jobs and lives. Team purple should try these things. But I hear welfares good too
  • bottleofsyrup
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    JamieAubrey wrote: »
    Before all this happens EP stays inside the keep while AD push them back into the inner keep ( EP NEVER push out )

    Too true haha
  • Taself
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    Delimber wrote: »
    I've seen Red vs Green and Orange vs Blue....I might have seen Yellow vs Purple once.

    DC and EP usually have similar arguments in chat as half the population for both sides is trying to take Ales or Chal while AD divides and paints the map yellow...

    Once O_O
    Only once yeah right :open_mouth:
  • Sigma957
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    What I see in EP zone chat,,, AD zerg at Sej, BRk mine flagged,, AD zerg hitting BRK lol
  • SquareSausage
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    Basically, its the same chat in every alliance.
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  • Eshja
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    MajinCry wrote: »
    Zone chat for the Ebbers consists of:

    Guy #1: lfg
    Guy #2: lfg
    Guy #3: lfg lfg lfg
    Guy #1: lfg
    Guy #4: we should take chal
    Guy #5: lfg need group
    Guy #6: lfg
    Guy #7: ad at bridge

    Most of time it's:
    1: lfg
    1: toffel
    1: pact
    1: any groups ???
    3: *random pvp question*
    2: lfg
    1: lfg
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  • ku5h
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    runagate wrote: »
    ArrerBoy wrote: »
    Fourth Guy: Why is AD attacking? Isn't it past their bed time?


    So, so true. LMAO. Heard it asked sooo many times. And, weirdly, sometimes the AD horde just disappears and goes to bed after someone asks that. :):):)

    Love how you ppl make fun of ppl who actually have lifes besides playing ESO all day and night. There is real world out there, check it out sometimes.
  • Delimber
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    ku5h wrote: »
    runagate wrote: »
    ArrerBoy wrote: »
    Fourth Guy: Why is AD attacking? Isn't it past their bed time?


    So, so true. LMAO. Heard it asked sooo many times. And, weirdly, sometimes the AD horde just disappears and goes to bed after someone asks that. :):):)

    Love how you ppl make fun of ppl who actually have lifes besides playing ESO all day and night. There is real world out there, check it out sometimes.

    But that world out there is so big and scary....LFG to go outside lol

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  • Sa0n
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    Someone enters Cyrodiil and says LFG - no ***, really? He wants to group up? What a clown.
    Someone attacks keep and people respond - wow no way.

    Someone has been looking for a group for a while and then resorts to asking "where's the action?" in order to actually get to play the game and do something helpful and you don't respond - You're a weird *** :wink:

    Btw. Quit using the word "salty". We don't need that *** here. Let the little boys in their MOBAs keep that word.



    Edited by Sa0n on November 20, 2016 2:13PM
    Literally eat my assflaps.

    Uninstalled.
    Time wasted: 6 years.
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