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Elder Scrolls Dad jokes
Daraugh
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I came across Skyrim Dad jokes and they're so skinpeelingly bad, I had to share!
Here's an ESO dad joke. What do you get when you combine Aksel Rockbiter and Narsis Dren?
/shudder
Here's an ESO dad joke. What do you get when you combine Aksel Rockbiter and Narsis Dren?
Dumb and Dunmer!
/shudder
May all beings have happiness
May they be free from suffering
May they find the joy that has never known suffering
May they be free from attachment and hatred
May they be free from suffering
May they find the joy that has never known suffering
May they be free from attachment and hatred
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Abeille✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭What happened to the last Dwemer in Wrothgar?Rkindaleft! (Get it? He-kinda-left? I'm hilarious shut up)Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.3 -
ZOS_DaryaKadminWe've removed a couple of posts that had no content. I don't have any Elder Scrolls dad jokes to share, so here's a pictue of me at work.
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Alucardo✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭What is the thinnest book in the world?Redguard Heroes of the War of Betony.
Not a joke, but this made me laugh
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