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Can we keep Tamriel a yes-politcs zone please?

Sneaky-Snurr
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Pact all the way! We have the best mead in all of Tamriel, lustful reptiles and most of all, circus folks who like and are well-versed with fire-bending skillZz and have indirectly protected Tamriel from the invasion of the Akaviri. That said, the other Alliances and their corresponding races owe us their booty!

Unlike the AD who have a baby killer sitting on a throne comprised of piles of dead baby reptiles in a humongous tree which is most likely to have its structure weakened by puny termites with ball-licking, rear-licking cats (disgusting) on her sides alongside their treehugging, smelly and unhygienic counterparts, the Bosmer. Oh and not to forget the self-absorbed, racist and fascist so-called 'High' Elves who speak to others with such constant condescending manner with their oh-so perfect hairdo.

As for DC, well, you're all one bunch of boring nubcakes.
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  • Aquanova
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    We already have a wall. It seems to only be between shadow fen and deeshan.
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  • STEVIL
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    Aquanova wrote: »
    We already have a wall. It seems to only be between shadow fen and deeshan.

    Reminding this one of Khajiit wise-speaking:
    Measure twice, construct once.
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  • Sneaky-Snurr
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    [SNIP]
    I'll prepare the Khajiit slave labours since the Argonians have a temporary grace period with us Dunmers! They're cheap you know especially with all the war that's going on. I've got a fungeon full of Argonians in the past (missed that) but now the furry ones take their place.. for now.
    Make your pick Sir @AzraelKrieg.

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    @FloppyTouch
    Please, EP is already great. In fact, we are more than happy to offer some help to make DC a little less great than EP is! But first, "High" King Emeric must be sobered up. He must've been joking when he announced his desire for the Ruby Throne.

    Aquanova wrote: »
    We already have a wall. It seems to only be between shadow fen and deeshan.
    @Aquanova
    You.. I like you..
    Edited by ZOS_PeterT on November 10, 2016 1:04PM
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      EP CP810 Nightblade
      AD CP810 Templar
      AD CP810 Dragon Knight
      AD Lvl 25 Sorceror
      DC Lvl 23 Nightblade
    {PC•NA•no-CP Ravenwatch}

    Shadow hide you. -Unknown
    There is no clean fight in a war. -Shun Izaki
  • ArchMikem
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    You should realize this one is a cat in the Pact. And she certainly does not lick any balls.
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  • Gargath
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    Games - a single place in the world free from politics.
    Please no change.
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  • Unsent.Soul
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    "Lustful reptiles" sounds a bit disturbing....
  • Farorin
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    But in the dominion we have bosmer who steal from you and then demand something in compensation for returning it, and khajiit who steal from you and....

    Wait.

    Let me start again.

    Come to the dominion! It is a lot of fun! Don't worry about thieves, they are too busy picking rich Altmer pockets to worry about some poor Lizard slaves, naked drunked nords, and our overly serious cousins, the Dunmer.
  • ZOS_PeterT
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    We have moved this thread to the Fiction & Roleplaying forums.
    This being said please keep the conversation on topic of Cyrodiil and its politics and not reference nor parody real life politics as that is inappropriate for these forums.
    Edited by ZOS_PeterT on November 10, 2016 1:04PM
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  • Enslaved
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    As a Nord I am not in favor of slavery. Some Nords do have servants, yes, but not slaves.
    I do not mind Saxhleel presence in the Pact. They have been trough a lot of things and even then, they choose to help us all defend our lands against akaviri invaders. I must respect that.
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