Pact all the way! We have the best mead in all of Tamriel, lustful reptiles and most of all, circus folks who like and are well-versed with fire-bending skillZz and have indirectly protected Tamriel from the invasion of the Akaviri. That said, the other Alliances and their corresponding races owe us their booty!

Unlike the AD who have a baby killer sitting on a throne comprised of piles of dead baby reptiles in a humongous tree which is most likely to have its structure weakened by puny termites with ball-licking, rear-licking cats (disgusting) on her sides alongside their treehugging, smelly and unhygienic counterparts, the Bosmer. Oh and not to forget the self-absorbed, racist and fascist so-called 'High' Elves who speak to others with such constant condescending manner with their oh-so perfect hairdo.

As for DC, well, you're all one bunch of boring nubcakes.