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ZOS, could we pls get some "compensation" for the Trump winning :D, like 50K gold for example :D?
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so it is done now, uncle crazy cowboy has won....
ZOS, could you please cheer us up a bit and give every player some 50K gold, so that we can feel better
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#WTFamerica
ZOS, could you please cheer us up a bit and give every player some 50K gold, so that we can feel better
?#WTFamerica
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84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
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✭✭✭✭✭Really? You are going to stand there with your hand out expecting something for nothing? Get a job you bum.3 -
Khajiit fear tax on that 50k would be more than you would get - they have to have a way to pay for all the new housing that we been promised.PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!1 -
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✭✭Hmmm, tbh I see anyone who wants to be a politician should be executed on the spot.
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Haquor✭✭✭✭✭so it is done now, uncle crazy cowboy has won....
ZOS, could you please cheer us up a bit and give every player some 50K gold, so that we can feel better?
#WTFamerica
What amazing stuff would hillary have done for you had she won? Any ideas?
And statistically zos investing in cheering up people dissapointed by the result would not be catering to the majority
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✭✭✭✭✭raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »How about a free polymorph that looks like Donald Trump?
Please no. Who'd in their right mind want to look like that demented weirdo?0 -
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✭✭raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »How about a free polymorph that looks like Donald Trump?
Please no. Who'd in their right mind want to look like that demented weirdo?
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✭✭raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »How about a free polymorph that looks like Donald Trump?
Was in the shops during witches festival. I think it was called pumpkin spectre.7 -
Saoirse_Siobhan✭✭✭✭✭raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »How about a free polymorph that looks like Donald Trump?
Please no. Who'd in their right mind want to look like that demented weirdo?
Someone who is willing to sacrifice himself to the rage of the players. Who wouldn't want to cut him down in a duel?PC/EU DC1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭TheWhiteDarkness wrote: »raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »How about a free polymorph that looks like Donald Trump?
Please no. Who'd in their right mind want to look like that demented weirdo?
Someone who is willing to sacrifice himself to the rage of the players. Who wouldn't want to cut him down in a duel?
Come to think of it, I do believe Shadowrend and the rest of my pets would love to have something to chew on.0 -
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✭Now we in the UK feel much better Yay! welcome Americans! we shall take you under our wing and watch the world burn together
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Valykc✭✭✭✭✭From ZOS_Valykc
Due to the nature of this forum and the community guidelines this thread is getting closed. Please look at our rules for forum discussion posts so that I don't have to come out from under my rock to close a thread. While you read this please note that we hear all your feedback about terrible RNG, Bugs and glitches, Lag and Proc Sets, we just simply can't be bothered to respond to anything more than closing a thread but if you are not happy grinding please visit our Crown Store for extremely overpriced items. Then after you spend the money on Crown Store items we will tell you that the money will go to fixing and upgrading the quality of the game but in reality it will go to our next ZOS Pizza Party where we talk about how we can overbuff stamina for the next incremental patch. Thank you for your understanding. No ETA on Spellcrafting so shut up. Bye!4 -
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✭✭✭✭✭trav2609rwb17_ESO wrote: »Khajiit fear tax on that 50k would be more than you would get - they have to have a way to pay for all the new housing that we been promised.
Maybe the OP is too smart to pay taxes
Edited by Abeille on November 9, 2016 12:23PMJust so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
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Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
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Shogunami✭✭✭✭It's really none of my business seeing as I'm not American.
But if it were about my country I'd rather elect a racist bigot than a warmongering, traitorous criminal. But maybe that's just me
But really, as long as there are no wars I'm happy, really.Edited by Shogunami on November 9, 2016 12:26PM-
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