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Mazzatun 3rd boss killed me to death

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  • psychotic13
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    Killed you to death, no [Snip]

    [Edited for Profanity]
    Edited by ZOS_JohanaB on October 29, 2016 2:19PM
  • susmitds
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    Things generally kill you to death.
  • LMar
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    I think he is referring to the "Rip" attack of the troll which rips you apart. And it is appropriate for a fatal blow as it ripped him into "Rest In Peace". Though in pieces is also appropriate in this case!
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  • AzraelKrieg
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    People die when they are killed.
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  • Edziu
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    LMar wrote: »
    I think he is referring to the "Rip" attack of the troll which rips you apart. And it is appropriate for a fatal blow as it ripped him into "Rest In Peace". Though in pieces is also appropriate in this case!

    THIS :D
  • Tryxus
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    Can we have a boss that tickles ppl to death instead? :p
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  • Gargath
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    On this screenshot I see other players with almost full HP so you were probably just doing bad in this group and so you were killed. You described nothing about the situation so I guess you just were spamming light attacks without blocking and now you are surprised about death recap. Give more details first...
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  • LinearParadox
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    I'm hoping this is a joke post because it was funny and I laughed.
    If OP is serious... yeah... post something more, or git gud.
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  • Edziu
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    Gargath wrote: »
    On this screenshot I see other players with almost full HP so you were probably just doing bad in this group and so you were killed. You described nothing about the situation so I guess you just were spamming light attacks without blocking and now you are surprised about death recap. Give more details first...

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    nothing to problem with boss, you are just stiff I see how you are looking for my mistake here xD
  • BlackEar
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    People are not getting the joke haha.
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    Rikumaru wrote: »
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    Only fancy men know from what anime the last pic is

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    >Joke


    >People's Head

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  • Mic1007
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    May you rest in pieces, ;)
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  • GeneralPardon
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    I miss the LOL button. Maybe with alot of lol's people would understand the joke instead of bashing OP how bad he is.
    I chuckled at least. Well done OP.
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  • Abeille
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    Rest in pepperonis OP.

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