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LOL, I legit wrote this response and saved it as a draft just 10 minutes after you posted this thread.
ZOS_PeterT
"We've moved this thread to the "Community Creations" category, where it will eventually wither and die, since we cannot afford to keep this delicate poem in the most aggressive and hostlie corner of the forums."
First went the deer,
Then followed the balance,
Afterwards the torchbugs were taken with malice,
Next went the casuals,
And then all the players,
And all ZOS had left was a game full of haters.