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I claim the award for most trivial nitpick of the week

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@ZOS_GinaBruno
In Margog the hammer's hireling mails, his soon-to-be killer is a khajiit named Fancy Fur. She sees his 'Brave Little Scrib' keepsake chest and breaks character, speaking in the first person, saying "that was always my favorite story" and "father used to read it to me."

I await the mountain of jeering that such a nitpick deserves.
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  • Soafee
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    Gasp, the horror!!
    Today is a blessing. Yesterday is in the past and tomorrow is a mystery.
  • jedtb16_ESO
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    you got it :p
  • Abeille
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    Literally unplayable.

    (Also my Khajiit sometimes speaks in first person too because of her time in the Thalmor Academy, especially while on duty)
    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
  • Tryxus
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    Nooooooooo!!!

    You ruined mah immersion!!!!
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • Mettaricana
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    Actually I read khajiit speak in third person normally unless angry in which they many times speak in the first
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