danielpatrickkeaneub17_ESO wrote: »

MyNameIsElias wrote: »

Im a filthy zerg surfing healer and bad at solo pvp so i just payed a dude 100k to let me kill him for the title/achivement

Anyone want to give me 100k to kill me? I'll even take 50k.

49,9k. I will let you beat me to a pulp and even cry over voice chat to complete the effect. And I won't just stand there and take it, no. I'll actually fight back but your chances of winning are 100% because I am terribad. After your glorious victory, I shall follow you around and do your bidding for the next 10 minutes. I'll chew your blue/purple food for you. I'll gulp down potions to make sure no one is trying to poison you. I shall polish your armour so that your enemies may see their miserable faces before Death takes them. I'll be an extension of inventory, I will gladly carry the burden of the spoils of war.
You'll be my master, my lord, my one true god.