Why Are We Not Able To. (Please move if in wrong thread)

Serjustin19 · October 2016

1.Show our necklaces.
2. Pull our enemies necklace
3. Make traps in ground
4. Make mine shafts underneath keep
5. Throw sand in our enemies eye
6. Be blinded by the sun or make your enemy bling by sun
7. Not have massive war drums. Those tiny drums is well tiny. No boom doom. Just boom boom we get
8. War banners
9. Navy. (Yes I actually saw boats outside of IC. Just broken up. But it could of been used for war.)
10. Whose side is the Giants really on?
11. Why can't we have a giant Lion, Eagle and Dragon. As heroes to fight for us? If only we could just let Lion hero grow wings
12. Blow pipes
13. Bag pipes (just love them)
14. Single watch fires. To let our comrades know that enemies are on there way. (Or use zone chat

)
15. No Bards to sind or tell tales of our grand adventure

Soris · October 2016

we have mercs.

oh wait.

NaysaSimone · October 2016

13. Bag pipes (just love them)

I shall support this one haha

Saoirse_Siobhan · October 2016

Serjustin19 wrote: »

7. Not have massive war drums. Those tiny drums is well tiny. No boom doom. Just boom boom we get

8. War banners

12. Blow pipes

13. Bag pipes (just love them)

15. No Bards to sing or tell tales of our grand adventure

Yes!
And we definitely need more instruments!

Scamandros · October 2016

Serjustin19 wrote: »

1.Show our necklaces.
For similar reasons as to why we have no capes
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jy2YhxXn7NY
2. Pull our enemies necklace
No one wears necklaces, see above
3. Make traps in ground
This would cause too much colateral damage. If pugs are able to push allessia bridge to stand perfectly in the oil killzone, they will most certainly stumble into your friendly traps and harm themselves
4. Make mine shafts underneath keep
An anthill of mineshafts below every keep would ruin their structural integrity. At the end of the war someone is going to have the task of resettling displaced citizens, most likely into these castles, however this would never get approval if the castles could cave in at any moment.
5. Throw sand in our enemies eye
You can already blind an enemy with rage by a quick teabagging
6. Be blinded by the sun or make your enemy bling by sun
Although not as rapid as staring at the actual sun, if you sit and stare at the game sun for prolonged periods every day you will slowly lose your eyesight. As for making people bling, hit me up if you want some cheap Rolex's
7. Not have massive war drums. Those tiny drums is well tiny. No boom doom. Just boom boom we get
After storing the essentials like 20 sets of armor in seasonal colors, a dozen cauldrons of pitch, timber for 8 trebuchets, a rake and the severed head of a clanfear from 2 years ago, there is simply no room to carry massive war drums
8. War banners
This is already being worked on by the devs. Dragonknights are being renamed to flag bearers and are having more skills nerfed to uselessness to better reflect their new decorative role
9. Navy. (Yes I actually saw boats outside of IC. Just broken up. But it could of been used for war.)
Cyrodil woodworkers are on strike and cannot produce doors anymore let alone entires fleets of warships
10. Whose side is the Giants really on?
The giants are just on the side of common sense. A humanitarian group thought they would be helpful and build houses for the poor giants just south of bruma, however they forgot to scale the homes to be a suitable size for the giants. Unusable, they are nothing but an eyesore for the giant community. It is understandable that they are a little grumpy.
11. Why can't we have a giant Lion, Eagle and Dragon. As heroes to fight for us? If only we could just let Lion hero grow wings
Although mighty on the battlefield, these legendary beasts are notoriously difficult to house train
12. Blow pipes
The existing woodwind instruments in eso are so annoying that the dev team signed an agreement to never again attempt to create such a monstrocity
13. Bag pipes (just love them)
pipes do not exist yet, and even if they did they certainly would not fit in your bags. see above.
14. Single watch fires. To let our comrades know that enemies are on there way. (Or use zone chat )
Communicating with our comrades is a lost hope. Nothing gets through to them and we even tried interpretive dance last week.
15. No Bards to sind or tell tales of our grand adventure
There are no grand adventures as proven countless times on the forum. Everything is either zerging or fighting potatoes