The thread of outrageous desires...
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Everyone has some sort of outrageous thing they desire to have in the eso game.
At the moment, mine is for the skoria monster set to have a proc chance of about 35% with a 2 second cool down. My Templar would be launching into the trash with such wild abandon you could almost hear my laughing as the sky cracks wide open to deliver meteors like rain.
So, in the game what is your outrageous desire?
At the moment, mine is for the skoria monster set to have a proc chance of about 35% with a 2 second cool down. My Templar would be launching into the trash with such wild abandon you could almost hear my laughing as the sky cracks wide open to deliver meteors like rain.
So, in the game what is your outrageous desire?
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Rohamad_Ali✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Turn into bats and fly across Tamriel option for vampires instead of fast travel .21 -
SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Is it appropriate for this one to mention Bumnog the Orc in this thread?
Maybe not so much yes ....
Yours with paws
Santie ClawsShunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
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Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
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Abeille✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I mean, black hair for Altmer playable characters and not just for NPCs is probably an outrageous desire, since it is taking so long for it to be added.Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.10 -
The Uninvited✭✭✭✭✭
✭50 million gold so I can buy everything before it goes BOP
j/kPandora's Promise (rip) | LND | Wabbajack (rip) | Pactriotic | IKnowWhatUDidLastWinter's | The Uninvited |
Ride the paranoia | All life is pain | Only the grave is real6 -
Asardes✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Actual jewelry and weapons for IC dropped and TV bought sets as ZoS promised in the patch notes for all sets that had only armor till now. Right now testers on PTS report that none is to be found from dungeon bosses, key shard chests and vendors in the sewers. I would like to test that 5 x Julianos/Seducers + 5 x Spell Power Cure + 1 Kena build on my healer.Beta tester since February 2014, played ESO-TU October 2015 - August 2022, currently on an extended break
vMA (The Flawless Conqueror) | vVH (Spirit Slayer & of the Undying Song) | vDSA | vAA HM | vHRC HM | vSO HM | vMoL | vAS+1 | Emperor
PC-EU CP 3000+
41,000+ Achievement Points before High IsleMember of:
Pact Veteran Trade: Exemplary
Traders of the Covenant: God of Sales
Tamriels Emporium: God of Sales
Valinor Overflow: Trader
The Traveling Merchant: Silver
Characters:
Asardes | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 50 | Master Crafter: all traits & recipes, all styles released before High Isle
Alxaril Nelcarion | 50 High Elf Sorcerer | AD AR 20 |
Dro'Bear Three-paws | 50 Khajiit Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
Veronique Nicole | 50 Breton Templar | DC AR 20 |
Sabina Flavia Cosades | 50 Imperial Warden | EP AR 20 |
Ervesa Neloren | 50 Dark Elf Dragonknight | EP AR 20 |
Fendar Khodwin | 50 Redguard Sorcerer | DC AR 20 |
Surilanwe of Lillandril | 50 High Elf Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
Joleen the Swift | 50 Redguard Templar | DC AR 20 |
Draynor Telvanni | 50 Dark Elf Warden | EP AR 20 |
Claudius Tharn | 50 Necromancer | DC AR 20 |
Nazura-la the Bonedancer | 50 Necromancer | AD AR 20 |
Tharkul gro-Shug | 50 Orc Dragonknight | DC AR 4 |
Ushruka gra-Lhurgash | 50 Orc Sorcerer | AD AR 4 |
Cienwen ferch Llywelyn | 50 Breton Nightblade | DC AR 4 |
Plays-with-Sunray | 50 Argonian Templar | EP AR 4 |
Milariel | 50 Wood Elf Warden | AD AR 4 |
Scheei-Jul | 50 Necromancer | EP AR 4 |
PC-NA CP 1800+
30,000+ Achievement Points before High IsleMember of:
Savage Blade: Majestic Machette
Characters:
Asardes the Exile | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 30 |1 -
Tandor✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭To have Uncle Sheo accompany me as my companion throughout my adventures, not to make use of his skills but so that he can maintain a running commentary on what I'm up to.9 -
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✭✭✭✭To have Uncle Sheo accompany me as my companion throughout my adventures, not to make use of his skills but so that he can maintain a running commentary on what I'm up to.
Isn't he? I'm hearing him every now and then, since I hit the 110 days played in one year over all my chars. I hear other people too, and I vouch THEY ARE REAL!Beta tester since February 2014, played ESO-TU October 2015 - August 2022, currently on an extended break
vMA (The Flawless Conqueror) | vVH (Spirit Slayer & of the Undying Song) | vDSA | vAA HM | vHRC HM | vSO HM | vMoL | vAS+1 | Emperor
PC-EU CP 3000+
41,000+ Achievement Points before High IsleMember of:
Pact Veteran Trade: Exemplary
Traders of the Covenant: God of Sales
Tamriels Emporium: God of Sales
Valinor Overflow: Trader
The Traveling Merchant: Silver
Characters:
Asardes | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 50 | Master Crafter: all traits & recipes, all styles released before High Isle
Alxaril Nelcarion | 50 High Elf Sorcerer | AD AR 20 |
Dro'Bear Three-paws | 50 Khajiit Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
Veronique Nicole | 50 Breton Templar | DC AR 20 |
Sabina Flavia Cosades | 50 Imperial Warden | EP AR 20 |
Ervesa Neloren | 50 Dark Elf Dragonknight | EP AR 20 |
Fendar Khodwin | 50 Redguard Sorcerer | DC AR 20 |
Surilanwe of Lillandril | 50 High Elf Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
Joleen the Swift | 50 Redguard Templar | DC AR 20 |
Draynor Telvanni | 50 Dark Elf Warden | EP AR 20 |
Claudius Tharn | 50 Necromancer | DC AR 20 |
Nazura-la the Bonedancer | 50 Necromancer | AD AR 20 |
Tharkul gro-Shug | 50 Orc Dragonknight | DC AR 4 |
Ushruka gra-Lhurgash | 50 Orc Sorcerer | AD AR 4 |
Cienwen ferch Llywelyn | 50 Breton Nightblade | DC AR 4 |
Plays-with-Sunray | 50 Argonian Templar | EP AR 4 |
Milariel | 50 Wood Elf Warden | AD AR 4 |
Scheei-Jul | 50 Necromancer | EP AR 4 |
PC-NA CP 1800+
30,000+ Achievement Points before High IsleMember of:
Savage Blade: Majestic Machette
Characters:
Asardes the Exile | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 30 |2 -
xarguideb17_ESO✭✭✭* Friendly fire in pvp
* no aoe caps in pvp
* player collision in pvp
* justice system in pvp so you can't throw your aoe anywhere and kill friends willy-nilly
* movable objects in pvp (closable door on a house or a pushable boulder)
* magic, fire, lightning, frost damage melee weapons (sword of flame, come on!)
* spellcrafting6 -
treytrey12✭✭More risk vs reward elements.
Better focus on crafting, and creating an actual economy..
More interactive environments.
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Celas_Dranacea✭✭✭✭✭I want my wolf mount to be able to eat dead people like a werewolf doesA Bosmer Nightblade Werewolf3 -
Presceran_Kendel✭✭✭✭✭
✭A small, portable tent or camp that my wandering characters can use as they explore Tamriel.5 -
treytrey12✭✭Bring back torches! That was such an iconic part of adventuring in elderscrolls games.7
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CultOfMMO✭✭✭outrageous as in ZOS will read it, treat it as a good joke, and laugh it off?
ok then.......i want token system for vMA lootsvHoF HM 202k Tick-Tock Tormentor (Stamblade)
vAS HM 111k Immortal Redeemer (Magplar)
vCR HM 129k Gryphon Heart (Magblade/plar)
vSS HM 245k NA 2nd Godslayer (Stamcro)
Magblade vMA 601k3 -
Lunarhound✭✭✭Mounts that don't immediately appear/vanish when you call/dismiss them. I'd like my horse to come running from off screen when I summon it, and wait until I'm a small distance away before vanishing after I dismount.11 -
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✭A unicorn mount made of diamonds!P.A.W.S. - Positively Against Wild Sasquatches - NO TO BIGFOOT!1 -
JD2013✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Vvardenfell pls!
To be able to save that poor goat in Alik'r instead, kill the dude, and leave with my new pet goat.
#SaveTheGoats!Edited by JD2013 on October 3, 2016 3:59PMSweetrolls for all!
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DRXHarbinger✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭1 sharp vma inferno. I just want one more. Been 4 months since my last inferno.PC Master Race
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8 Flawless Toons, all Classes.
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Tamriel Hero
Grand Overlord
Every Skyshard
Down With BOP!1 -
Make achievements and stable training account wideFeel free to add me. I'm part of the Gummy Guars PC/Mac NA server. Master crafter and working on getting 9 traits on everything7 -
rhapsodious✭✭✭✭✭
✭Mounts being able to ford 6" of water for half a second without being dismounted.
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MasterSpatula✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Vanity pet muting."A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle0 -
Preyfar✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I want more Khajiit fur pattern options AND the option to have floofier tails.
I need that giant snep tail.11
