Let's make phrases for people who can't understand certain game aspects....

TheAngelofDeath99 · September 2016

I'll start:

If you stand in the red, you'll end up dead!

AzraelKrieg · September 2016

"Don't stand in stupid." If you learn that phrase, no one will curse your name in chat

GreenSoup2HoT · September 2016

"Zerg Incoming"

Synfaer · September 2016

*Don't spank next to the tank*

Totalitarian · September 2016

Watch out for a portal; you're not immortal.

And then the complement to it:

Remember to jump in a portal; you're not immortal.

Synfaer · September 2016

This was said to me and my fellow dps in another MMO a while ago by our tank

You are a plant..
..and the healer is the sun

So stay close and don't let the sun go down on me

AzraelKrieg · September 2016

That is an interesting one Synfaer.

Alucardo · September 2016

"If you stand at the breach, a shower of oil will reach"

"Put away that fire siege, pleb. For a keep wall, use a stone treb"

Smasherx74 · September 2016

No ETA

UltimaJoe777 · September 2016

Heal with Appeal.

Mattock_Romulus · September 2016

If you don't start tanking, we'll give you a spanking.

Cryptical · September 2016

There is absolutely no reason whatsoever to force these things to rhyme.

UltimaJoe777 · September 2016

Cryptical wrote: »

There is absolutely no reason whatsoever to force these things to rhyme.

Who says I forced it?

AzraelKrieg · September 2016

Cryptical wrote: »

There is absolutely no reason whatsoever to force these things to rhyme.

Agreed. If you can rhyme it and have it make sense, go for it. If not, something simple is just as a good.

Synfaer · September 2016

Cryptical wrote: »

There is absolutely no reason whatsoever to force these things to rhyme.

Makes it easier to remember is one, don't forget we are making these for people who often stand in the middle of big red circles watching their health rapidly diminish...

leepalmer95 · September 2016

Alucardo wrote: »

"If you stand at the breach, a shower of oil will reach"

"Put away that fire siege, pleb. For a keep wall, use a stone treb"

Deserve an awesome because you used the word pleb.

I wonder how many people actually know what it means xD

Synfaer · September 2016

Cryptical wrote: »

There is absolutely no reason whatsoever to force these things to rhyme.

Plus its more fun to rhyme..

If you don't block that hit...you'll be in deep ***

thomas1970b16_ESO · September 2016

Have fun while doing stuff. Don't just think of the reward at the end.

Alucardo · September 2016

Cryptical wrote: »

There is absolutely no reason whatsoever to force these things to rhyme.

Bro if you got no time to make it rhyme then I'll tell you to stick it where the sun don't shine. Ain't no reason to hate, I won't contemplate, now excuse me while I go master... playing my character because I'm new to Templar.

*drops mic*

Alucardo · September 2016

leepalmer95 wrote: »

Alucardo wrote: »

"If you stand at the breach, a shower of oil will reach"

"Put away that fire siege, pleb. For a keep wall, use a stone treb"

Deserve an awesome because you used the word pleb.

I wonder how many people actually know what it means xD

I think the "plebs" using firepots and meatbags on walls got the idea after I screamed it at them enough

Alucardo · September 2016

Smasherx74 wrote: »

No ETA

You want that fix, bro don't be cray, here are Zenimax there's no ETA

Seratopia · September 2016

Stay clear of the zerg, you don't want the second Gettysburg.

UrBaN_RaNgErZz · September 2016

Has anyone else used this simple but effective phrase,

S*** Crown.

Alucardo · September 2016

Mage light, shields, and defensive rune - a few things to sour a nightblades tune. Keep them up when you're standing still, so you don't become the gankers next kill.

Tonnopesce · September 2016

GreenSoup2HoT wrote: »

"Zerg Incoming"

"Yellow schoolbus "

MoeCoastie · September 2016

"Looks like someone died in a PvP zone"

Oldie but goodie

Mojmir · September 2016

Stop rhyming,I mean it!!!!

Anybody want a peanut?