So Khajiit she spent some time in the Rosy Lion tonight - as is customary on a Sundas.

The food was delightful and the company most entertaining - especially that orc who showed up wearing the same dress as this one.

The great bringdown of the night was the bard. Yes this one she knows there is a war on. Khajiit she goes to the tavern to forget this! This one she does not need to hear the endless mournful songs about it.

So this one she would suggest that the innkeeper he send the bard to new songs school. Happy customers buy more ale yes?

The school it teaches the light and entertaining ditties - such as the following:

The Nord who Lost his Pants - a simple ditty about a Nord who misplaces the pants, fights a bear to make a new pair, goes home only to be rejected for the foul smelling bear pants and now forever wanders Tamriel pantslessly.

Flowers for my Khajiit - a charming melody about someone giving flowers to a khajiit who then finds them to be very tasty - based on a true story.

Near the Swamp - a lighthearted rhyme about two Argonian stable lads discussing which of them should go after their lost guar - which are grey.

Have you seen the size of my pumpkins - a traditional harvest celebration song laden with much much innuendo - and thus often sung bawdily at harvest festivals.

So Khajiit she wonders if you would also like to stuff a small pumpkin or large apple in the mouths of the bards sometimes? This one would also like to know your favourite songs of Tamriel for the bards to perhaps learn in the future yes?

Yours with melodic paws
Santie Claws