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That beard tho..

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TheUrbanWizard
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Erm, the curtains don't match the carpet, if you get me.

I'm talking about the wise beard in the store. My chars brown but the beard is very brown.

This isn't a complaint; I'd have bought it even if it was sick-green (hell, that's the colour of my sword
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    My hair is brown but my beard is red and grey.

    #realism
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    Unfortunately my Beard gets cut in half almost completely by my Chest Armour...

    Not really sure how that makes sense but... ZOS
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    What if you have no carpet?
    Conan, what is good in life?
    Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

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    I would have bought it if it didn't hover weirdly over my chest armor. If ZOS is reading my chest armor is Heavy Abah's Watch.
    Edited by timidobserver on September 9, 2016 6:43PM
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  • josefcifkaeb17_ESO
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    You can always trim the beard down:
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    The color of hair and beard is usually different, but if you ask me the beard looks very... cheap... like a hobo beard...

    This would be a cool beard:
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    Or this:
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    I find this thread very insightful... That is why I have given everyone +1 Insightful :D
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    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    What if you have no carpet?

    I want answer this...but I also don't want to answer this...
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    The beard is plain ugly. It's sad how unimaginative and plain bad the designs are.
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    Cazzy wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    What if you have no carpet?

    I want answer this...but I also don't want to answer this...

    Trust me . You don't want to answer this . It just leads to snapchat requests .
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    Rohamad_Ali wrote: »
    Cazzy wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    What if you have no carpet?

    I want answer this...but I also don't want to answer this...

    Trust me . You don't want to answer this . It just leads to snapchat requests .

    :lol:
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    Cazzy wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    What if you have no carpet?

    I want answer this...but I also don't want to answer this...

    The answer is....another topic for your blog LOL
    Rohamad_Ali wrote: »
    Cazzy wrote: »
    ThePaleItalian wrote: »
    What if you have no carpet?

    I want answer this...but I also don't want to answer this...

    Trust me . You don't want to answer this . It just leads to snapchat requests .

    Lol, I am not that creepy, I at least run a few dungeons with them first... I am a gentlemen
    Edited by ThePaleItalian on September 9, 2016 6:18PM
    Conan, what is good in life?
    Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

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    My Orc is loving his new beard.

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    What I meant to ask in my OP was are characters with blonde, red hair whatever got a matching big long beard from the store? Is it a different shade like mine?

    Btw I no like no more - it clips with my shoulders :/
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    KICHZY wrote: »
    My Orc is loving his new beard.

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    THAT is what that beard is for :#
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    I am actually dissapointed that the beard and certain hairstyles are only avaliable to one type of species and gender.... I want all of it unlocked for all genders...

    Heck the sims 4 managed it can eso? I want my female character to have that fabulous beard.
    Edited by AnviOfVai on September 10, 2016 1:36AM
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    katiesmith12341 wrote: »
    I am actually dissapointed that the beard and certain hairstyles are only avaliable to one type of species and gender.... I want all of it unlocked for all genders...

    Heck the sims 4 managed it can eso? I want my female character to have that fabulous beard.

    Could someone photoshop the beard onto an Argonian or Khajiit....for science?
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    TheUrbanWizard wrote: »
    Erm, the curtains don't match the carpet, if you get me.

    I'm talking about the wise beard in the store. My chars brown but the beard is very brown.

    I'm a Blond but my body hair is near black and my beard gets red when I grow it out, what's your point?
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    updegramub17_ESO wrote: »
    katiesmith12341 wrote: »
    I am actually dissapointed that the beard and certain hairstyles are only avaliable to one type of species and gender.... I want all of it unlocked for all genders...

    Heck the sims 4 managed it can eso? I want my female character to have that fabulous beard.

    Could someone photoshop the beard onto an Argonian or Khajiit....for science?

    @updegramub17_ESO

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    Edited by KICHZY on September 10, 2016 9:23AM
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    TheUrbanWizard wrote: »
    Erm, the curtains don't match the carpet, if you get me.

    I'm talking about the wise beard in the store. My chars brown but the beard is very brown.

    This isn't a complaint; I'd have bought it even if it was sick-green (hell, that's the colour of my sword

    the real question is why cant my female characters wear it... male characters can wear dresses. this is sexism pure & simple

    all i want is an excessivley muscular bearded lady Tank!
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    puffytheslayer wrote: »
    TheUrbanWizard wrote: »
    Erm, the curtains don't match the carpet, if you get me.

    I'm talking about the wise beard in the store. My chars brown but the beard is very brown.

    This isn't a complaint; I'd have bought it even if it was sick-green (hell, that's the colour of my sword

    the real question is why cant my female characters wear it... male characters can wear dresses. this is sexism pure & simple

    all i want is an excessivley muscular bearded lady Tank!

    9i74ma.jpg

    You've asked this before lol
    Edited by KICHZY on September 10, 2016 4:42AM
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    KICHZY wrote: »
    puffytheslayer wrote: »
    TheUrbanWizard wrote: »
    Erm, the curtains don't match the carpet, if you get me.

    I'm talking about the wise beard in the store. My chars brown but the beard is very brown.

    This isn't a complaint; I'd have bought it even if it was sick-green (hell, that's the colour of my sword

    the real question is why cant my female characters wear it... male characters can wear dresses. this is sexism pure & simple

    all i want is an excessivley muscular bearded lady Tank!

    9i74ma.jpg

    You've asked this before lol

    i didnt even get a notification of that response! :( how frustrating.... serves me right for posting so much so its hard to check back!
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    puffytheslayer wrote: »
    KICHZY wrote: »
    puffytheslayer wrote: »
    TheUrbanWizard wrote: »
    Erm, the curtains don't match the carpet, if you get me.

    I'm talking about the wise beard in the store. My chars brown but the beard is very brown.

    This isn't a complaint; I'd have bought it even if it was sick-green (hell, that's the colour of my sword

    the real question is why cant my female characters wear it... male characters can wear dresses. this is sexism pure & simple

    all i want is an excessivley muscular bearded lady Tank!

    9i74ma.jpg

    You've asked this before lol

    i didnt even get a notification of that response! :( how frustrating.... serves me right for posting so much so its hard to check back!

    At least you got your answer :)
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