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Khajiit is pleading...

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For the servers to return so this one can collect shiny trinkets again.

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The alternative is a cat meme/gif avalanche caused by the boredom of this one and not all will be as cute as this...

Khajiit also hopes some communication is forthcoming regarding the recent issues. @ZOS_KaiSchober seems to give more to the German community so they are kept better informed. Can you give a bit more information so the community is not in the dark as much @ZOS_GinaBruno.

Even smoke signals would be improvement over current situation... and this one does not like being negative. Khajiit is usually more about spreading joy, awwww's and a little mischief on the forums but today is sad Khajiit day.
Dark Flare is the Beginning, Radiant is the End. Hail the Light Bringers!
  • Asmael
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    *Servers down*

    *Looks at Zos*

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    PC EU - Zahraji of the Void, aka "Kitty", the fluffiest salmon genocider in town.
    Poke @AsmaeI (last letter is uppercase "i") on PC EU or Asmael#9325 on Discord and receive a meow today.
  • bebynnag
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    please put EU back online, whenever the servers are down i find myself doing housework..... :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

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    Edited by bebynnag on September 8, 2016 10:31AM
  • Shanjijri
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  • OneKhajiitCrimeWave
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    Khajiit may have to nap instead of acquire....

    This one wants trinkets and shiny things... And gold mats and gold keys...

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    ZOS Punishes Khajiit... but this one does not know the reason why? Dark Moons and Dull Claws
    Dark Flare is the Beginning, Radiant is the End. Hail the Light Bringers!
  • altemriel
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    This one kindly asks ZOS to repair the servers once for all, so that fellow adventurers can enjoy their game!

    @ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_RichLambert
  • Asmael
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    Day 6.

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    Server still down... *sigh*
    PC EU - Zahraji of the Void, aka "Kitty", the fluffiest salmon genocider in town.
    Poke @AsmaeI (last letter is uppercase "i") on PC EU or Asmael#9325 on Discord and receive a meow today.
  • OneKhajiitCrimeWave
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    Khajiit is still waiting...

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    Dark Flare is the Beginning, Radiant is the End. Hail the Light Bringers!
  • XDragonDoomX
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    the ETA was for about 8 hrs - starting 7am BST...
    "Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
    massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
    mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”

    (with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)

    I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
    Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.

    82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
    83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
    84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
    85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
    86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
    87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
    88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
    89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
    ** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**

  • OneKhajiitCrimeWave
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    the ETA was for about 8 hrs - starting 7am BST...

    Where would the fun be if we all did not pass the time...

    posting memes and gifs...

    And hoping we may get the point across of better communication being needed in a light hearted way, rather than the negative.
    May your road lead to warm sands.
    Dark Flare is the Beginning, Radiant is the End. Hail the Light Bringers!
  • XDragonDoomX
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    warm sands is good. Wet sands... not so good, it sticks in the fur...

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    "Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
    massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
    mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”

    (with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)

    I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
    Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.

    82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
    83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
    84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
    85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
    86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
    87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
    88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
    89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
    ** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**

  • Fexelea
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    Omg this thread... 10/10 xD
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  • stewhead2ub17_ESO
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    Haha love these memes...and I'm a dog person! :smiley:
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