What Would Be Your Rebuttal To Insulting NPCs If You Could Speak?

Asata · August 2016

Just kill them, but ESO just has a really dumb design with immortal guards. They'd have to get rid of that.

Robbmrp · August 2016

That's not what your momma said last night!

Loralai_907 · August 2016

My go to is generally something along the lines of shut the F up, or something about me ending them. Its like Lydia and her I'm sworn to carry your burdens crap, it makes my eye twitch lol

Sigma957 · August 2016

Guard " You have a face that can curdle milk"
Me " But i Like cheese"

Robbmrp · August 2016

Sigma957 wrote: »

Guard " You have a face that can curdle milk"
Me " But i Like cheese"

@Sigma957 or better yet....."That was cheesy!"

Ilsabet · August 2016

Argonian field worker in Stonefalls: This is taking longer than I planned.

Me: Then maybe you should learn to slave more efficiently!

I was feeling punchy that night...

Sigma957 · August 2016

lol or sometimes i feel like getting a wet fish and slapping his face off with it

ArchMikem · August 2016

On my Dragonknight I would just look at them and cast Engulfing Flames.

DysonSolar · August 2016

When I hear something like 'take a bath', I'd like to say, "I did and your mother washed my back." However, this is such a PC game the guards would look for me and I'd have to be some Robin Hood type guy hiding out from the PC patrol in Sherwood Forest.