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The "Differently Geared" Episode 13 - #Learning (New Episode!)

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  • Aneca
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    Haven't heard so much laughter in ESO since my first attempt at ICP.

    Great job! Thanks so much for these.
  • Elijah_Crow
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    wenchmore420b14_ESO wrote: »
    Elijah_Crow wrote: »
    I've been waiting for ever for my wife to finish and post this video so I could get in on the troll action. If you like the video, please take a moment to send @Sylance9 two or three in game mails with a single Ta. (Not 20, just a couple!)

    My work is here done. :)

    As always, awesome work guys!!!
    Question? I have a ton of stale sweetrolls, maybe send her those, one at a time? Mmmmmm...sweetrolls!!
    Can't wait for the next one!!!!
    Huzzah!!!!
    ( or Huzz-ta?) :)

    Huzz-ta! I just caught that. Love it!
    The Differently Geared

  • Shimmer
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    Ta-riffic. This is like the never ending troll
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    Mistakes must be carelessly planned.
  • wenchmore420b14_ESO
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    Ta be honest, I love it. Best laugh I've had since, well, since your last video!!
    Good Times, Good Times!
    Thank you all again for these gems of humorous delight!!
    Huzzah and have a "won-ta-full" day!!
    Drakon Koryn~Oryndill, Rogue~Mage,- CP ~Doesn't matter any more
    NA / PC Beta Member since Nov 2013
    GM~Conclave-of-Shadows, EP Social Guild, ~Proud member of: The Wandering Merchants, Phoenix Rising, Imperial Trade Union & Celestials of Nirn
    Sister Guilds with: Coroner's Report, Children of Skyrim, Sunshine Daydream, Tamriel Fisheries, Knights Arcanum and more
    "Not All Who Wander are Lost"
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  • Moonscythe
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    I had to laugh twice first because it was so awesomely funny but then I had a flash of fridge logic. Wait, I said, what about way back when I couldn't find a TA to save my soul? My enchanting stagnated because I had a zillion of everything except the TA my low level enchanter needed and no one sold any because it was such a worthless rune. Do I still want any TA? ... no? ... Oh, well, I'm on console now anyway. I hope you managed to be forgiven and sadness for the HD loss.
    Scura di Notte - Altmer Nightblade (gear)
    Lalin del Sombra - Bosmer Sorcerer (alchemy/enchanting)
    Angevin Sarkany - Bosmer Dragonknight
    Alkemene Velothi - Dunmer Warden (Morrowind)
    Sanna yos'Phalen - Altmer Sorcerer (provisioning)
    Cosima di Mattina -Altmer Sorcerer
    Naria Andrano - Dunmer Templar
    Luca della Serata - Redguard Templar
  • Shimmer
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    Moonscythe wrote: »
    I had to laugh twice first because it was so awesomely funny but then I had a flash of fridge logic. Wait, I said, what about way back when I couldn't find a TA to save my soul? My enchanting stagnated because I had a zillion of everything except the TA my low level enchanter needed and no one sold any because it was such a worthless rune. Do I still want any TA? ... no? ... Oh, well, I'm on console now anyway. I hope you managed to be forgiven and sadness for the HD loss.

    Im still holding onto the drive in hopes it will work again. Might send it off to a HD fixer person thing. I had some good vids in there :(

    Glad you enjoyed
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    Mistakes must be carelessly planned.
  • Shimmer
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    Thanks guys, for the mailbox full of Ta's...super appreciated....

    :s
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    Mistakes must be carelessly planned.
  • Ashtaris
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    Let this be a lesson for all those ESO spouses who think they can pull a fast one on us guys. BTW, TA's are on their way :)
  • Elijah_Crow
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    Ashtaris wrote: »
    Let this be a lesson for all those ESO spouses who think they can pull a fast one on us guys. BTW, TA's are on their way :)

    Well said! That actually gives me an idea for a new thread about ESO Couples. Ooo...maybe a new video as well. "The pitfalls of playing with your spouse". Lol
    Edited by Elijah_Crow on August 26, 2016 3:52PM
    The Differently Geared

  • Shimmer
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    Elijah_Crow wrote: »
    Ashtaris wrote: »
    Let this be a lesson for all those ESO spouses who think they can pull a fast one on us guys. BTW, TA's are on their way :)

    Well said! That actually gives me an idea for a new thread about ESO Couples. Ooo...maybe a new video as well. "The pitfalls of playing with your spouse". Lol

    The whole video will be you sleeping on the couch if you keep trolling me!!!!

    P.S. anyone want any Ta's?
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    Mistakes must be carelessly planned.
  • Elijah_Crow
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    Sylance9 wrote: »
    Elijah_Crow wrote: »
    Ashtaris wrote: »
    Let this be a lesson for all those ESO spouses who think they can pull a fast one on us guys. BTW, TA's are on their way :)

    Well said! That actually gives me an idea for a new thread about ESO Couples. Ooo...maybe a new video as well. "The pitfalls of playing with your spouse". Lol

    The whole video will be you sleeping on the couch if you keep trolling me!!!!

    P.S. anyone want any Ta's?

    Lol, well played.

    The Differently Geared

  • Shimmer
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    Finally (I know its been too long ) WE have a new episode of The "Differently Geared". :) Enjoy!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXJKp9rpf5I
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    Mistakes must be carelessly planned.
  • Elijah_Crow
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    Thank ZOS for no longer having to struggle with this, lol.

    FNE4JGs.jpg
    The Differently Geared

  • Elijah_Crow
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    Oh, and my favorite part was "What's Repentance?"
    The Differently Geared

  • heng14rwb17_ESO
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    XXX the bodies NOW!
    NOW !
    NOW !
    NOW !
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  • Bad_Company
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    Dude... I didn't know how much I needed another episode of "The Differently Geared" before I started watching.

    Also, best quotes:

    1- Girl: "Jeez... I'm not your stamina ***!"

    2- Girl: "Sucking!"
    [...]
    Guy: "I know!"

    3- Girl: "Aw, damn... She sucked before I could suck"

    4- Guy: "SUCK!"
    Girl: "I'm sucking the bodies!"
    Guy: "You didn't suck long enough"
    Girl: "There's only so many I can suck!"
    *Everybody laughing*

    5- Girl: "What is Repentance?"
    Guy: "It's when you suck bodies"
    My characters (EU PC):
    Leopardo Di-Caprio (Khajiit Templar) || Matthew Makehoney (Altmer Sorcerer) || Luck-Luster Burt (Redguard Dragonknight)
    Clint Histwood (Argonian Templar) || Martin Uber Ping (Redguard Sorcerer) || Louis Farmstrong (Imperial Nightblade)
    Anthony Hotskins (Altmer Nightblade)

  • Aeladiir
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    What is the addon that records people's DPS? (Seen in episode 9 on the top of the screen.)
  • Pathfindr
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    Aeladiir wrote: »
    What is the addon that records people's DPS? (Seen in episode 9 on the top of the screen.)

    That is Foundry's Tactical Combat (aka FTC)
    "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

    PC EU and PC NA
    Nothing to see here, please move on...
  • visionality
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    Pathfindr wrote: »
    Aeladiir wrote: »
    What is the addon that records people's DPS? (Seen in episode 9 on the top of the screen.)

    That is Foundry's Tactical Combat (aka FTC)

    Wished it was, but no, it's not. So what is it?
  • Pathfindr
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    visionality wrote: »

    Wished it was, but no, it's not. So what is it?

    It is. You have to go "Settings" > "Addons" > "FTC" and turn sharing on (beta - at the bottom)
    Also you can only see the dps from group members who share, and only when you are sharing.

    "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

    PC EU and PC NA
    Nothing to see here, please move on...
  • visionality
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    Pathfindr wrote: »
    visionality wrote: »

    Wished it was, but no, it's not. So what is it?

    It is. You have to go "Settings" > "Addons" > "FTC" and turn sharing on (beta - at the bottom)
    Also you can only see the dps from group members who share, and only when you are sharing.

    Oh, awesome! Didn't know that! :D
  • Rev Rielle
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    These always make me laugh. Some hit really close to home, especially the 'sucking' ones.
    Thank you!
    If you can be anything, be kind.
  • PaigeEvenstar
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    OMG so nice to actually see people having fun and not taking it all to serious.
    Great to watch during maintenance aswell :) Was ROFL everytime the dude yells "Dragonknight Standard!!!"
    Keep on making these and ill be a very happy follower of these vids ! :smiley:
    ~No matter how fast the light thinks it is going, on arrival it always finds the darkness has gotten there first.~
  • Elijah_Crow
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    I think we could easily do an entire episode of inappropriate game slang from existing material. If you notice the intro shot, my buddy Bob got a Chub Loon pet from a crown crate. You can see it trying to fly in the intro. All he has done for the past few weeks is talk about his Chub.
    The Differently Geared

  • Iselin
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    I always thought dead sucking should be a vampire ability instead of having a paragon of virtue, sunshine, lollipops and rainbows be the one who has to do it.

    (And for all you youngsters, here you go:)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Fgp-KihIA
    Edited by Iselin on December 12, 2016 2:30PM
  • StonerMk2
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    This channel made my morning. So much laughing. Ya'll are definitely entertaining. Subbed.
  • Shimmer
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    StonerMk2 wrote: »
    This channel made my morning. So much laughing. Ya'll are definitely entertaining. Subbed.

    If you arent having this much fun playing ESO....you're doing it wrong : P Glad you enjoyed!
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    Mistakes must be carelessly planned.
  • StonerMk2
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    Sylance9 wrote: »
    StonerMk2 wrote: »
    This channel made my morning. So much laughing. Ya'll are definitely entertaining. Subbed.

    If you arent having this much fun playing ESO....you're doing it wrong : P Glad you enjoyed!

    Ive got a bit of a love/hate relationship with ESO lol...i play for a while, get bored, leave, and come back a few months later having completely forgot what i was doing. Then start a new character and repeat the same vicious circle lol.
  • Nestor
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    I still think the best thing said is "Hey hun? Could you taunt the boss?"
    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

    PakKat "Everything was going well, until I died"
    Gary Gravestink "I am glad you died, I needed the help"

  • Stopnaggin
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    RAGUNAnoOne wrote: »
    LOL too funny as I said in the PMs I do that so often and you don't want to know how often I run into things like stalagmites (or is it stalactites?) while trying to get out of stupid.

    Stalagmites if on the floor. Stalactites if from the ceiling.

    I remember it because T = top.

    Push up with all your MIGHT floor , hang on TIGHT ceiling
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