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Favorite book/note in ESO?
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I'm not sure if it's in other elder scrolls, but there are two books I really like in this game.
One being the orcinium book thats about how orcs use the word Tusk as a substitute for nouns and stuff, the book is almost cringe worthy the way it explains it but is hilarious because of it.
Then there is another book about Khajiit names, which is the how to guide on making a khajiit character. Really good book for lore toons.
Anyone got anymore? Too bad there isn't a third argonian maid in eso, hopefully the next es.
One being the orcinium book thats about how orcs use the word Tusk as a substitute for nouns and stuff, the book is almost cringe worthy the way it explains it but is hilarious because of it.
Then there is another book about Khajiit names, which is the how to guide on making a khajiit character. Really good book for lore toons.
Anyone got anymore? Too bad there isn't a third argonian maid in eso, hopefully the next es.
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Totalitarian✭✭✭✭✭The "I was Summoned by a Mortal" book found in Coldharbour (either in the Mages' Guild or Fighters' Guild).PC NA CP 531+
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✭Totalitarian wrote: »The "I was Summoned by a Mortal" book found in Coldharbour (either in the Mages' Guild or Fighters' Guild).
What's it about? That title could go so many ways.Master Debater0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Smasherx74 wrote: »Totalitarian wrote: »The "I was Summoned by a Mortal" book found in Coldharbour (either in the Mages' Guild or Fighters' Guild).
What's it about? That title could go so many ways.
It's about when the Great Mage Vanus Galerion summoned a Dremora... From the Dremora's POV.
Take a look, it is great.
By the way, my favourite one is Confessions of a Khajiit Fur Trader.Edited by Abeille on August 22, 2016 5:08AMJust so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.2 -
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✭✭✭✭"The Woodsmer"
It's a lore book that can be found in Malabal Tor. It's a tale about a Bosmer know as "The Woodsmer" who accompanies those in the forest who know their way. Great read, and I made a character based on the book.1 -
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✭✭Smasherx74 wrote: »Totalitarian wrote: »The "I was Summoned by a Mortal" book found in Coldharbour (either in the Mages' Guild or Fighters' Guild).
What's it about? That title could go so many ways.
It's about when the Great Mage Vanus Galerion summoned a Dremora... From the Dremora's POV.
Take a look, it is great.
By the way, my favourite one is Confessions of a Khajiit Fur Trader.
The fur trader one was awesome!EU PC1 -
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✭✭✭Investigator Vale: Fowl Play
And the other "Vale" books. Played and read every book since Morrowind, and these are my favorites now. Check them out here...
http://www.imperial-library.info/content/investigator-vale-fowl-play
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Briolase✭✭✭Auridon Explored, Chapter II
"... they stare, looking into my soul. Their little eyes, their furry bodies. I can't imagine a more terrifying sight. Do not believe the tales … those monkeys hate our intrusion into their home ..."0 -
Lariana✭✭✭✭I've bookmarked this thread, I'm always looking for new things to read
I have a few favourites too:- Decumus Scotti's adventures in A Dance in Fire and The Argonian Account: Both of these are excellent and informative reads on the cultures of Valenwood, Elsweyr, and Black Marsh.
- The Real Barenziah: A biography of Queen Barenziah. A much saucier, uncensored version also exists here
- The Ooze: A Fable: A children's tale about the formation of the Green Pact.
- I don't know how many people care much for architecture, but Varen's Wall is another one of my favourites.
- The racial motifs series was pretty interesting too.
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✭"Freedom's Price"
http://www.imperial-library.info/content/freedoms-price
The story of an argonian slave that's in love with their master, and how they deal with the abolishment of Slavery in Ebonheart Pact lands."According to the calculations of the sages of the Cult of the Ancestor Moth, the batam guar is the cutest creature in all Tamriel"2 -
XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭Pocket Rules for Kick the Khajiit (a small volume sometimes found when acquiring abandoned valuables laying around in some houses, etc)Edited by XDragonDoomX on August 22, 2016 9:42AM"Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
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83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
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✭After some searching I've found one of my favorites: Imperial Prison Discipline RecordsEdited by magnusthorek on August 22, 2016 11:48AMI am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.0 -
Tib✭✭✭Got three from the Gold Coast Tomes which I think are hilarious
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LMAOnurrtibub16_ESO wrote: »
This sounds a more realistic beginning for The White Phialnurrtibub16_ESO wrote: »I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
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Inside Nikolvara's kennel in Wrothgar there is this book/note where it lists a number of things~ it's reaaal fun to read ^^She-who-flees-from-battle-screaming0 -
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✭✭The red book of riddles, not even sure it's in ESO, but I like riddles...
It has a tail, a side and a head
I call it what I call a snake
It has no body and it is deadIt must be a drakePC EU - Zahraji of the Void, aka "Kitty", the fluffiest salmon genocider in town.
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