Funny Character names you have named for your Characters Continued

Thevampirenight · August 2016

Basically a Continuation of this Thread that was closed because it was a couple of months old. https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/275322/calling-all-players-funny-character-names-sound-off#latest
So lets see what funny character names you guys have made for your characters. Might as well, post it down, even if they are boring names.

OtarTheMad · August 2016

I named an argonian Chooses-Wrong-Faction once in PTS. Also, before I deleted him and remade him my current argonian's name was: Resets-Router-Often.

Rajajshka · August 2016

I have a khajiit named Dark Lord Evil Twinkie.

wayfarerx · August 2016

One of my new mules is an Argonian DK named Spoils-Your-Immersion. The plan is to throw on the melancholy personality and hang out in Elden Root complaining about bugs in /say.

Francescolg · August 2016

Elitist Smurf Stopper

GrumpyDuckling · August 2016

I run a small army with fun names:

Edgar Scales - Argonian Sorc
Nigel - Scuttler
Thaddeus - Guar mount
Winston - Clannfear
Genevieve - Twilight
Cornelius - Storm Atronach
Rupert - Maw Daedroth
Oliver - Morkuldin sword
Ignacious - Trinimac fragment

Nestor · August 2016

Lars Leefmulcher is my Dropped Set Item Mule

Crafter Collector used to hold my equipment mats, now holds nothing but some foods and drinks for writs

occam craftalt holds all the Crafted Items Occam Craftalt makes for my Alts.

Kees vaan Loo Macklin is my Imperial Dragon Knight (its not really funny, just really complicated)

Kees Loo Macklin, who has not proven himself and earned the right to the vaan is another Dragon Knight. He used to be my Provisioning Mule. However, he is my highest DPS character right now

Sarein Razzor, an Altmer, is a cousin to Occam Razzor, a Breton, my first character. Have not figured out that family relationship.