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I hate Elam Drals
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Wreuntzylla✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Yes, but almost everything he has to say is food related.
Sausages in brine.
The whole town smells like a pork roastafter getting rid of a body in a forge.
And so on. Last night I went and got something to eat like 10 times because of that ***.1 -
Abeille✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭First of all how dare you.
But really, Elam is awesome. Some games make me kill people for money, others make me kill people for reputation. This game makes me kill people for the sheer joy of listening to that dunmer chuckling.Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.1 -
WhiteCoatSyndrome✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭#proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
A useful explanation for how RNG works
How to turn off the sustainability features (screen dimming, fps cap) on PC0 -
Karminathevamp✭✭✭Oh! I just love Elam. His retort is so witty and funny. Yeah, I thought you might have been a wood elf since he hates them.
I turned mass murderer just because of him. 
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Abeille✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Karminathevamp wrote: »Oh! I just love Elam. His retort is so witty and funny. Yeah, I thought you might have been a wood elf since he hates them. I turned mass murderer just because of him.
I was thinking Argonian. He is not very fond of Bretons or Argonians either.
Oh and I second the "I just love Elam" part. If we had companions we could marry, I would call dibs on Elam.Edited by Abeille on August 6, 2016 7:18PMJust so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.0
