<Video> Telel and the pack say goodbye to Dork Botherhood. now with 54% more mediocrity.

Telel · August 2016

This one humbly presents their latest pointless offerng in the world of ego stroking videos.

As the title may suggest this was taken during the run this one led tonight since it was the last night before the new DLC drops, and takes place right as the last of us had been preparing to log only to find a horde of griffs PVdooring Bloodmayne. After a horrific death we rush to Faregyl in an attempt to delay our most numerous opponents until more Dumbmionionites can arrive.

Also, you get to see Telel die. As this is apparently a popular event for Griffs they hope you enjoy it.

https://youtu.be/yw7hGL0MWys

KenaPKK · August 2016

Love you khat dog.

Wait you have feathers now. 0.o Oh my. Khat bird dog.

Minnesinger · August 2016

I appreciate the truthful video clip. You die, they die. Well chosen music.

Telel · August 2016

@KenaPKK khajiit is just trying out new armor to see what will be declared OP six months from now. Also it helps the pups find this one on the battlefield. Not to mention it makes khajiit look super neat when mounted.

@Minnesinger this one has pondered of doing a 'Telel dies' compilation. Hiwever khajiit is fairly certain no one wants to watch this one die for three hours. Especially when they could instead enjoy the AP to be had by helping this one make ESO history.

Armitas · August 2016

Wow. That was an impressive keep defense. @ 510 -530 Telel goes super saiyan

Telel · August 2016

Armitas wrote: »

Wow. That was an impressive keep defense. @ 510 -530 Telel goes super saiyan

Thank you. But a khajiit could not have done it without the rest of AD also stepping up and playing it smart. You don't see it, but everyone was on the ball despite some of this one's comments made over team speak.

It probably also helped that other groups were hitting 3 or four Pacter targets while we held Faregyl. ^_^

This one also thinks the pack actually had a couple of other good keep defenses over the last week. Perhaps this one should make more highlights, or start recording them outside of Twitch so they can make a more 'pro' level ego stroker like the big boys do.

Ghostbane · August 2016

Flea Squad OP

dodgehopper_ESO · August 2016

I like the way you have the animated cat mouthing your words, pretty cool. How exactly do you do that @Telel? Its fun to watch the fight and I like the brevity of the clip as well.

Rohamad_Ali · August 2016

Very nice . Also I would like to add Doors need nerfing . One trick door had you stymied 4 times . Door is OP .

Telel · August 2016

@Ghostbane The pack has no fleas. The blessings of Lord Hircine insure that we get set on fire by plenty of grumpy Griffs. This kills all parasitic things up to, and including, $%$# who won't place their own siege or learn how to go through a breech.

@dodgehopper_ESO it is a face tracking program called Facerig that uses this one's webcam. Right now it's not entirely functional due to lighting issues and some thick glasses but Khajiit is working to improve things.

@Rohamad_Ali This one agrees. The door boss is the most frustrating and OP end game content there is. This one even tried to time the music just so that you can hear this one cursing it's existence as a humble one attempts to dodge roll his way back outside.

Rohamad_Ali · August 2016

Telel wrote: »

@Ghostbane The pack has no fleas. The blessings of Lord Hircine insure that we get set on fire by plenty of grumpy Griffs. This kills all parasitic things up to, and including, $%$# who won't place their own siege or learn how to go through a breech.

@dodgehopper_ESO it is a face tracking program called Facerig that uses this one's webcam. Right now it's not entirely functional due to lighting issues and some thick glasses but Khajiit is working to improve things.

@Rohamad_Ali This one agrees. The door boss is the most frustrating and OP end game content there is. This one even tried to time the music just so that you can hear this one cursing it's existence as a humble one attempts to dodge roll his way back outside.

Probably framed by evil carpenter with Malubeth hinges . The harder banging on it to open the faster it closes .

Telel · August 2016

This one was just glad that the doors on the towers mostly worked last night. Mostly.

Scamandros · August 2016

The dumbonions thanks you for your efforts soldier

I'll be sure to file a complaint to sorcalin about the lack of cat flaps on postern walls

KisoValley · August 2016

A cat who turns into a dog wow!

Amazing video!

Telel · August 2016

KisoValley wrote: »

A cat who turns into a dog wow!

Amazing video!

Wolves are NOT dogs you silly elf brained elf!

Vizeroh · August 2016

Telel is the only hero AD needs.

Celas_Dranacea · August 2016

Nice job boss

DHale · August 2016

I watched this live... it was fun I must admit. That said, I am glad you filmed this the reds will be saying after they were obliterated they just zerged us down. We couldn't do anything against those numbers. They had 50 ppl and Telel had two raids of COH.

gard · August 2016

This may be the best thread posted on this forum ever.
Catwolf goes into wrecker mode!

Telel · August 2016

That is the other reason khajiit streams all of this. So that when the inevitable 'LOL nice zerg' or 'hax u hax mah 1992 desktop' come flitting through this one's chat box they can say 'ooo, shiny squirrel no time for typing this in response'.

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Sorry had to chase a squirrel. Where was khajiit?

Oh yes, the other reason is because people began to accuse Telel of knowing what they're doing , and of being good at this game. As the stream is quite prone to demonstrating neither of those things are very true.

In fact anyone can do what a humble one does if they'd just try.

Heanz · August 2016

You are too humble Telel. ( is that even a thing?)

Telel · August 2016

Heanz wrote: »

You are too humble Telel. ( is that even a thing?)

No khajiit can ever be to humble. It is what makes us such a simple folk who definitely should not be singled out in combat. We are mostly harmless after all.

Also, it helps make up for how elves are dumb and quite quick to hurl silly accusations, and complaints.

Rudyard · August 2016

Good stuff, good to see from the other side...

AriBoh · August 2016

'Red meat buffet om nom nom nom' Should be on the AD flag.

ChrisXO · August 2016

Telel wrote: »

Oh yes, the other reason is because people began to accuse Telel of knowing what they're doing , and of being good at this game. As the stream is quite prone to demonstrating neither of those things are very true.

In fact anyone can do what a humble one does if they'd just try.

Telel's mediocrity has always been an inspiration to the faction. Never has a khajit more deserved to become emperor, but alas the people do not have a say.

Vizeroh · August 2016

I vote Telel for Emperor.

Telel · August 2016

Telel would make a terrible Emperor. Mostly because they lack the time, and desire, to farm all that AP. So they are content in leaving that coveted job to someone who is hopefully leading the big boy groups that the pack tries to support.

Instead they will simply remind their fans that an unskilled khajiit enjoys praise but enjoys gifts of motif recipes even more. *Cough*needdro'mathra*cough*

Ghostbane · August 2016

Telel · August 2016

Servers are up! Hellloooo new era of ...stuff this one is certain we shall not come to complain over in the coming months.

KenaPKK · August 2016

@Telel it makes you look cool!

Telel · August 2016

KenaPKK wrote: »

@Telel it makes you look cool!

Then this one's mother was right!

Though this one is unsure if they will keep using it. Syvarra's scales is an interesting set but the proc chance is so low Khajiit is unsure if they should go back to Morihaus or even Eternal Hunt.