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I go to buy aldmeri legs from this guy right

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LiquidSchwartz
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He sends me staves and im like
this dude
So i return it and he messages me "wtf you wasted my time asking for legs and then return them"
I was like
you sent me staves man i asked for legs
He goes "i though staves were legs?"
Bruh
May the Schwartz be with you.
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  • starkerealm
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    Oh dear god.

    I thought I had crafting horror stories.
  • LiquidSchwartz
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    starkerealm wrote: »
    Oh dear god.

    I thought I had crafting horror stories.

    Nah just a nice story about a high on
    May the Schwartz be with you.
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  • starkerealm
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    Well, I guess we now know how high elves got their name. :p
  • LiquidSchwartz
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    starkerealm wrote: »
    Well, I guess we now know how high elves got their name. :p

    the thalmor is a strain of mmj lol
    May the Schwartz be with you.
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  • Phinix1
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    Next time don't ask a pirate for "legs."
  • dennissomb16_ESO
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    Phinix1 wrote: »
    Next time don't ask a pirate for "legs."

    that is just funny lol
  • itehache
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    And that's why I want my game in my language hahahaha

    I had the same confusion :lol: I got the mercenary staves motif and I had no clue what staves was (my english is getting better though!!!)
  • Cryptical
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    starkerealm wrote: »
    Oh dear god.

    I thought I had crafting horror stories.

    And people wonder why we old farts get twitchy over the mangling abuse that the language receives in text-speak.
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  • Cazzy
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    Maybe he grew up at a Circus?

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  • milesrodneymcneely2_ESO
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    Cryptical wrote: »
    And people wonder why we old farts get twitchy over the mangling abuse that the language receives in text-speak.
    That's the truth!

    Half the time I wonder if I'm dealing with illiterate humans or monosyllabic chimps.
  • Reverb
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    milesrodneymcneely2_ESO wrote: »
    Cryptical wrote: »
    And people wonder why we old farts get twitchy over the mangling abuse that the language receives in text-speak.
    That's the truth!

    Half the time I wonder if I'm dealing with illiterate humans or monosyllabic chimps.

    Or, as this thread makes clear, people with a different native language than your own. And they're probably communicating much better in your language than you would be able to in theirs.
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • KochDerDamonen
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    Reverb wrote: »
    milesrodneymcneely2_ESO wrote: »
    Cryptical wrote: »
    And people wonder why we old farts get twitchy over the mangling abuse that the language receives in text-speak.
    That's the truth!

    Half the time I wonder if I'm dealing with illiterate humans or monosyllabic chimps.

    Or, as this thread makes clear, people with a different native language than your own. And they're probably communicating much better in your language than you would be able to in theirs.

    But Omelette Du Fromage...

    That's Japanese for "Where's the bathroom?"! The only phrase you need to know in any language :trollface:

    On-topic: I've had an experience with a 'baked' customer before. He sent me a bundle of garnets, random alchemy mats and some fishing bait when I asked for armor mats! Thankfully after I told him, we hopped in voice chat and talked so he got me the stuff I needed, and he gave me the other junk as a tip xP
    Edited by KochDerDamonen on July 30, 2016 5:04PM
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  • Morimizo
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    Cazzy wrote: »
    Maybe he grew up at a Circus?

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    Wait, those aren't his real legs in there? :)
  • radiostar
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    Surprisingly hilarious :smiley:
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  • UltimaJoe777
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    I don't blame someone for not realizing Staves is plural for Staff, but thinking Legs means Staves? What language are we talking about here :|
    Edited by UltimaJoe777 on July 31, 2016 8:49PM
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
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  • Rayya_Blackheart
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    Clearly he thought you were crafting for ESO_Lieutenant Dan
    PC NA Rayya Blackheart pitiful DPS NB CP160
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    PC NA lvl6 Mudcrab
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