The Elder Scrolls Online

Have you ever get the feeling.........

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raidentenshu_ESO
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That certain Bosses are just anxiously waiting to kick your ass?
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The engine guardian and I seem to have an unusual relationship.
Edited by raidentenshu_ESO on July 28, 2016 9:37AM
  • Cazzy
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    Tbh, I'd be more concerned if it ran at me for cuddles.
  • GivvumBoane
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    Cazzy wrote: »
    Tbh, I'd be more concerned if it ran at me for cuddles.

    The kind of cuddles that squeeze you until your head pops off?
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  • raidentenshu_ESO
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    Make love not war :D
  • hamburgerler76
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    this boss is a healers nightmare i hate green phase while i have no probs in this dungeon after doing million plus times the constant spam of heals can be trouble for low regen healers
    Edited by hamburgerler76 on July 28, 2016 9:41AM
  • Rayya_Blackheart
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    Maybe that's why he's so angry... he just wants a hug and everyone runs away from him. Poor little robot :( He can't help the fact he has a gas problem.
    Edited by Rayya_Blackheart on July 28, 2016 9:40AM
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  • DRXHarbinger
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    Think Ra Kotu gave us more of a fright the first time when it came the the gate. Combat physician makes EG a cake walk. Half the heals required.
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  • Cazzy
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    GivvumBoane wrote: »
    Cazzy wrote: »
    Tbh, I'd be more concerned if it ran at me for cuddles.

    The kind of cuddles that squeeze you until your head pops off?

    Like a balloon!
  • GivvumBoane
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    Cazzy wrote: »
    GivvumBoane wrote: »
    Cazzy wrote: »
    Tbh, I'd be more concerned if it ran at me for cuddles.

    The kind of cuddles that squeeze you until your head pops off?

    Like a balloon!

    This is my friend George. I'm going to hug him and squeeze him and love him......*pop*
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  • bebynnag
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    My grandfather once said, spiders are more affraid of you, than you are of them; as a result when i saw the picture i saw a frightend spider doing the surrender emote!
  • GivvumBoane
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    puffytheslayer wrote: »
    My grandfather once said, spiders are more affraid of you, than you are of them; as a result when i saw the picture i saw a frightend spider doing the surrender emote!

    Yeah... the first thing I do when I run across something that scares the hell out of me is bite it. :D
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  • bebynnag
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    GivvumBoane wrote: »
    puffytheslayer wrote: »
    My grandfather once said, spiders are more affraid of you, than you are of them; as a result when i saw the picture i saw a frightend spider doing the surrender emote!

    Yeah... the first thing I do when I run across something that scares the hell out of me is bite it. :D

    Maybee your spiders are different to british spiders... british spiders are spineless cry babies that run & hide the seccond they see you! LOL
  • GivvumBoane
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    puffytheslayer wrote: »
    GivvumBoane wrote: »
    puffytheslayer wrote: »
    My grandfather once said, spiders are more affraid of you, than you are of them; as a result when i saw the picture i saw a frightend spider doing the surrender emote!

    Yeah... the first thing I do when I run across something that scares the hell out of me is bite it. :D

    Maybee your spiders are different to british spiders... british spiders are spineless cry babies that run & hide the seccond they see you! LOL

    Black widows are like spider thugs. They'll feed you to their babies and a Brown recluse will take a limb from you.
    Edited by GivvumBoane on July 28, 2016 10:14AM
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  • bebynnag
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    GivvumBoane wrote: »
    puffytheslayer wrote: »
    GivvumBoane wrote: »
    puffytheslayer wrote: »
    My grandfather once said, spiders are more affraid of you, than you are of them; as a result when i saw the picture i saw a frightend spider doing the surrender emote!

    Yeah... the first thing I do when I run across something that scares the hell out of me is bite it. :D

    Maybee your spiders are different to british spiders... british spiders are spineless cry babies that run & hide the seccond they see you! LOL

    Black widows are like spider thugs. They'll feed you to their babies and a Brown recluse will take a limb from you.

    :s <- me crapping myself at the thought of it!
  • GivvumBoane
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    puffytheslayer wrote: »
    GivvumBoane wrote: »
    puffytheslayer wrote: »
    GivvumBoane wrote: »
    puffytheslayer wrote: »
    My grandfather once said, spiders are more affraid of you, than you are of them; as a result when i saw the picture i saw a frightend spider doing the surrender emote!

    Yeah... the first thing I do when I run across something that scares the hell out of me is bite it. :D

    Maybee your spiders are different to british spiders... british spiders are spineless cry babies that run & hide the seccond they see you! LOL

    Black widows are like spider thugs. They'll feed you to their babies and a Brown recluse will take a limb from you.

    :s <- me crapping myself at the thought of it!

    That smiley actually looks like it's pushing a deuce.
    All hail the prophet that is Mike Judge, for his Idiocracy prophecy is near fruition.
  • ArchMikem
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    Meh, Dwarven spiders don't do anything for me, and an overscaled Dwarven spider doesn't seem that scary at all.

    I'm trying to remember a Mob/Boss I've come across that actually intimidated/impressed me at first sight and I can't really think of any. Seeing those six armed floating baddies for the first time in Thieve's Guild was pretty awesome, but they were typical Mobs and thus no real threat.

    Still I won't deny that the Spider would totally wreck me. I'm sure.
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  • freespirit
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    First time I came across one of these.........

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    In Craglorn back when things were still a challenge.

    I was on my own, things didn't end well for me :p
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  • raidentenshu_ESO
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    What the (Bleep) is that thing?
  • Totalitarian
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    Basically Lord Warden Dusk.

    The troll watches you while you kill the Flesh Abomonation.

    He sits there, licking his lips, waiting to attack you later. (lip licking may be exaggerated).
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    hamburgerler76 wrote: »
    this boss is a healers nightmare i hate green phase while i have no probs in this dungeon after doing million plus times the constant spam of heals can be trouble for low regen healers

    Ok new plan! Everyone run in random directions and attack whatever you want!
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