My horse is broken

Wikter_Bravo · July 2016

Hi guys, i was on my horse one day and i tried to dodge roll my way out of an attack, however my horse didn't dodge roll. I bought this horse from the stables for 40k and i expect my horse to do the most basic and dodge roll attacks. Why is this the case and can i get a refund of my 40k gold because my horse doesn't dodgeroll. Thanks and sorry for any inconvenience.

UltimaJoe777 · July 2016

So it's housebroken then eh? Good Job!

bronski · July 2016

clearly a learn to play issue

ScottK1994 · July 2016

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Wikter_Bravo · July 2016

I have indeed, yet the problem still persists.

thisisScoMan · July 2016

Did you try the normal dodge roll buttons?

It's a different combination for the horse.

Try Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

BlackguardBob · July 2016

Are you training your character to ride your horse every day at the stables with emphasis on stamina?

Bad_Company · July 2016

Dodge-roll while mounted? You're beating the dead horse, son.

GivvumBoane · July 2016

My 10k horse dodge rolls fine. That's what ya get for paying extra for a horse of a different color.

mobicera · July 2016

Try turning the horse widdershins 3 times then cover your eyes, dismount press dodge roll remount now uncover your eyes.

Rayya_Blackheart · July 2016

I think the mount has to be fully trained to take on tasks like rolling.... or was that flying?

NM, only the guars can fly.

GivvumBoane · July 2016

Rayya_Blackheart wrote: »

I think the mount has to be fully trained to take on tasks like rolling.... or was that flying?

NM, only the guars can fly.

But that is only if they have the magic feather in their butt

disintegr8 · July 2016

Why do you need to dodge roll on a horse? Once you have put 60 training days into both stamina and speed you can run away from anything without dying

wayfarerx · July 2016

Rayya_Blackheart wrote: »

I think the mount has to be fully trained to take on tasks like rolling.... or was that flying?

NM, only the guars can fly.

You are thinking of the striped senche loyalty reward, it can fly and dodge roll.

starkerealm · July 2016

wayfarerx wrote: »

Rayya_Blackheart wrote: »

I think the mount has to be fully trained to take on tasks like rolling.... or was that flying?

NM, only the guars can fly.

You are thinking of the striped senche loyalty reward, it can fly and dodge roll.

It also mistakes the stray bosmer for a tasty snack.

Minute_Waltz · July 2016

Horses are too fat for that man.. you need to ride a guar

CoachPower · July 2016

Relax, you're doing fine.

NightRyder36 · July 2016

Quit horsing around and shell out for the proper 5000 Crown dodge rolling mount son!

GivvumBoane · July 2016

Minute_Waltz wrote: »

Horses are too fat for that man.. you need to ride a guar

Man.... Guar are like Danny DeVito T-Rex's

starkerealm · July 2016

NightRyder36 wrote: »

Quit horsing around and shell out for the proper 5000 Crown dodge rolling mount son!

Just make absolutely sure, when riding your banker, to stay out of the reach of any Templars casting Nova. The resulting detonation will take out half your account.

wayfarerx · July 2016

starkerealm wrote: »

wayfarerx wrote: »

Rayya_Blackheart wrote: »

I think the mount has to be fully trained to take on tasks like rolling.... or was that flying?

NM, only the guars can fly.

You are thinking of the striped senche loyalty reward, it can fly and dodge roll.

It also mistakes the stray bosmer for a tasty snack.

I KNOW RIGHT? I tried to have my bosmer DK use it and man, at first I thought it was some kind of animation bug or something and then my health starts dropping and I'm like "F this man, back to the Sorrel Horse!"

Dakrana_Thrazvoth · July 2016

DarkVector_PL wrote: »

Hi guys, i was on my horse one day and i tried to dodge roll my way out of an attack, however my horse didn't dodge roll. I bought this horse from the stables for 40k and i expect my horse to do the most basic and dodge roll attacks. Why is this the case and can i get a refund of my 40k gold because my horse doesn't dodgeroll. Thanks and sorry for any inconvenience.

You should buy a guar or an Argonian.

MasterSpatula · July 2016

Perhaps you should divorce your horse.

Roechacca · July 2016

Pop a shield or a defense ability instead. Also lol.

starkerealm · July 2016

Clearly, you should roll up an orc and eat it.

Appleblade · July 2016

Use Dwemer relics to make the horse a cyborg. Wire up a dodge roll button. Maybe code it to play the Final Fantasy victory theme after a fight.

GivvumBoane · July 2016

Lmao

I hope OP wasn't serious, cuz he isn't going to get a serious response here.

starkerealm · July 2016

GivvumBoane wrote: »

Lmao I hope OP wasn't serious, cuz he isn't going to get a serious response here.

So, wait, you're saying he shouldn't get the flesh of a well ridden horse, the heart of a lich, and the tongue of a dragon?

UltimaJoe777 · July 2016

GivvumBoane wrote: »

Lmao I hope OP wasn't serious, cuz he isn't going to get a serious response here.

I pity da foo' that thinks he is serious.

Acrolas · July 2016

You have to buy the massive flying spider for the roll dodge and mountainwalking perks.
Wait, nevermind, that's The Kingdom Scrolls...

Rosvira · July 2016

Not enough fog