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Aliyavana
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Greetings all, it has come to be quite a frustrating experience to be in the faction full of khajiit. Often within rawl kha, I see shady dealers behind some alleyways offering some of this sweet tasting drink that is called "Skoomaa" and upon tasting it, I wanted to have more! However, these drinks are charged pretty heavily and so I then asked them, fellow khajiit players, my khajiit friends, and my khajiit guild members how to make it and they all say something along the lines of "This one does not know how one makes skooma" or "This one knows that currently you nor this one cannot make any skoomaa because it isn't in the game yet" I know that khajiit have yet to share the secret provisioning recipes to the other races, and this one demands that you share the secret to make skoomaa to the other races as we don't want to pay for your delicious over priced drink. No matter how adorable or fluffers you all are, this one and many others feel that khajiit are not entitled to keeping the secret of making it to themselves. P.S. Khajiit that wear mechant lord outfits are adowable, that is all.
  • Wollust
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    Huh.
    Susano'o

    Zerg Squad
  • SantieClaws
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    Khajiit will share her er ... secret recipe ... for er ... skooma yes.

    Put 10 pears and 10 of the peaches in a barrel with some mild ale, a lock of your hair, the werewolf claws and a sweet poem written for a lady orc.

    Dance around the barrel every evening until at least 20 full moon have passed.

    By that time your er ... skooma will be ready and khajiit she will be far far away.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws
    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
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    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

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  • mistermutiny89
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    This one is innocent of these crimes!
    Guild Leader : Defenders Of Miley
    XB1 EU
    EP | VR16 Breton NB -mistermutiny
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    "Hmmm... Very convincing.. Does the illusion apply to.. Everywhere? Perhaps this one should have a moment alone in private to double check" - Razum'Dar
  • bebynnag
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    this one does not know how to make skooma........ this one only makes psyjic!
  • altemriel
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    This one loves skooma, this one feels very light and nicelly dizzy after it. This one is sad that it is not possible to craft skooma it in the game yet, so this one has to buy it from the fellow khajiiti, that can get it from their khajiiti friends and so on....who is crafting it is a mystery for this one....maybe it is Lorkay himself...but this one still loves it...

    This one has good mood, so he shares the recipe with you:

    "Skooma is made by mixing Moon Sugar and Nightshade. Skooma can be used by smoking it through a pipe or by drinking it in its liquid form."
    source: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/204489/skooma-drink-or-smoke


    This one shares also a picture of his personal skooma pipe with you
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    Edited by altemriel on July 20, 2016 4:23PM
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    No ! No Khajiit RP for you . NEXT !!
  • altemriel
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    Khajiit will share her er ... secret recipe ... for er ... skooma yes.

    Put 10 pears and 10 of the peaches in a barrel with some mild ale, a lock of your hair, the werewolf claws and a sweet poem written for a lady orc.

    Dance around the barrel every evening until at least 20 full moon have passed.

    By that time your er ... skooma will be ready and khajiit she will be far far away.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws


    this one thanks his fellow khajiiti for fooling around with the recipe, this one is pleased and has fun reading your recipe
    Edited by altemriel on July 20, 2016 1:13PM
  • bertenburnyb16_ESO
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    Our names may be funny, but atleast we make sense when we speak
    Smoked-Da-Herb
    Haze Ramoran Dunmer Dragonknight Tank/Dps – Smoked-Da-Herb Saxheel Templar Tank/Healer

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