Maintenance for the week of April 6:
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – April 6

8hr maintenance?

  • Pomaikai
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    They're obviously upgrading the servers from 486's to Core 2 Duos...
  • tat2mano
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    Eweroun wrote: »
    Lokov wrote: »
    5 hours... What they do there :hushed:


    Laughing their asses off while reading our posts... got"cha Zos, the fun's over now... (hehheh -sheldon laugh) :D

    Can't we have Sheldon knocking at ZoS's door untill they are done with the maintenance or at least gave us a ETA.
  • Eweroun
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    tat2mano wrote: »
    Eweroun wrote: »
    Lokov wrote: »
    5 hours... What they do there :hushed:


    Laughing their asses off while reading our posts... got"cha Zos, the fun's over now... (hehheh -sheldon laugh) :D

    Can't we have Sheldon knocking at ZoS's door untill they are done with the maintenance or at least gave us a ETA.


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  • sparafucilsarwb17_ESO
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    Pomaikai wrote: »
    They're obviously upgrading the servers from 486's to Core 2 Duos...

    Here I thought they were adding hamsters...there will be two after the maintenance!
  • DRXHarbinger
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    Another day of zos not giving a crap and keeping us all in the dark.

    Actually gone back to black ops 1 on backwards compat. At least they seem to appreciate thier players after all this time.
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  • Amorpho
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    Right... Off to buy dark souls 3. I bet I can finish it before maintenance is over
    Edited by Amorpho on July 12, 2016 11:06AM
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  • Freetobe
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    The lack of communication is surreal ...

    I never saw a game ( be it AAA or indie ) that would ignore their users like this.

    I mean , customer support doesn't exist and is useless that is basically a fact of ESO , but nevermind that , don't they have at least 1 person to just post ETA or just inform people of what is going on ?
  • JD2013
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    Amorpho wrote: »
    Right... Off to buy dark souls 3. I bet I can finish it before maintenance is over

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  • Fenrlr
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    @zos pls fix cadwells helmet, it adds different hair for my woodelf with dreads :(
    Lynxa - Nightblade - EU - PC
  • Mureel
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    Fenrlr wrote: »
    @zos pls fix cadwells helmet, it adds different hair for my woodelf with dreads :(

    This is now a Nerf Potheads thread.
  • Croaxor
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    Something with potatoes and servers...
  • XDragonDoomX
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    A Dry Void Is Born.
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  • Eliran
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    Here young children, listen to some "old" high quality music over the trash today while waiting for the servers.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM5q1o7ofnc
  • Mureel
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    OMG imagine if this started at 11am BST *holyomfgwtfbbq* It would be 5:30pm now! The rage would be legendary.
  • Lord_of_Cydonia
    that makes it even worse XD. I do agree that music these days are bad but then again I listen to Muse.
    Eliran wrote: »
    Here young children, listen to some "old" high quality music over the trash today while waiting for the servers.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM5q1o7ofnc

    Edited by Lord_of_Cydonia on July 12, 2016 11:31AM
  • Gargath
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    7-th hour and counting... and updating GuildWars2 in the meantime :* .
    PC EU (PL): 14 characters. ESO player since 06.08.2015. Farkas finest quote: "Some people don't think I'm smart. Those people get my fist. But you, I like."
  • DRXHarbinger
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    Note the US server for PC has no maintenence this week.

    I sense downsizing and migrating all data over to one data centre. Yay that'll fix the lag zos.

    Not that anyone there will actually reply to this thread.

    @ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_JessicaFolsom

    Anyone?
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    Tamriel Hero
    Grand Overlord
    Every Skyshard
    Down With BOP!
  • Fenrlr
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    ok none of the above is music.
    Listen to this O holy night by best norwegian singer...




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  • Mureel
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    Note the US server for PC has no maintenence this week.

    I sense downsizing and migrating all data over to one data centre. Yay that'll fix the lag zos.

    Not that anyone there will actually reply to this thread.

    @ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_JessicaFolsom

    Anyone?

    Not at this hour they won't. 7:30am there.
  • Lord_of_Cydonia
    Edited by Lord_of_Cydonia on July 12, 2016 11:43AM
  • Mureel
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    Stop formatting stuff all weird!

    Edited to remove profanity
    Edited by ZOS_DaryaK on July 12, 2016 9:17PM
  • pod88kk
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    Pomaikai wrote: »
    They're obviously upgrading the servers from 486's to Core 2 Duos...

    Here I thought they were adding hamsters...there will be two after the maintenance!

    We'll probably have to wait for the hamsters to do the dance with no pants to make more haters so there'll be less lag
  • Lord_of_Cydonia
    Mureel wrote: »
    Stop formatting *** all weird!

    lol my bad
  • DRXHarbinger
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    Mureel wrote: »
    Note the US server for PC has no maintenence this week.

    I sense downsizing and migrating all data over to one data centre. Yay that'll fix the lag zos.

    Not that anyone there will actually reply to this thread.

    @ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_JessicaFolsom

    Anyone?

    Not at this hour they won't. 7:30am there.

    But they post at odd hours when it suits them? Create a post on crown store section asking when can I buy X I'm soooooooo excited for it, it's awesome and they'll reply to that straight away.
    PC Master Race

    1001CP
    8 Flawless Toons, all Classes.
    Master Angler
    Dro-M'artha Destroyer (at last)
    Tamriel Hero
    Grand Overlord
    Every Skyshard
    Down With BOP!
  • Lord_Ninka
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    I don't so much mind the time it takes. Of course I wanna play, but I'd rather play on a properly maintained server. The only thing that bothers me is that @ZOS_JessicaFolsom last week updated the Regular Maintenance Day & Times post and it states that the regular maintenance window for PC/Mac starts "Mondays at 4:00 AM EDT (8:00 AM GMT)."

    So yeah, @ZOS_JessicaFolsom, it would be super nice if you guys either used the announced regular maintenance windows or updated the mentioned post to reflect the times you actually use for maintenance (or deleted the post if neither is can easily be done.) It's a tiny bit frustrating to read your announcements and think regular maintenance is on Mondays and then find out Tuesday that nope, it was today.

    Although, don't get me wrong, I'm sure anyone could have made the mistake of typing the wrong weekday.
  • Fenrlr
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    Maybe they are just trying to fix the champion 160 reward?
    Lynxa - Nightblade - EU - PC
  • GreenhaloX
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    Wonder what will else will break after this maintenance.....

    Yeah.. after the issues following last week's maintenance, I'm really not looking forward to this one.
  • Croaxor
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    GreenhaloX wrote: »
    Wonder what will else will break after this maintenance.....

    Yeah.. after the issues following last week's maintenance, I'm really not looking forward to this one.

    -30% walking/running speed for everyone.
  • Mureel
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    Mureel wrote: »
    Stop formatting *** all weird!

    lol my bad

    :D
    Edited by Mureel on July 12, 2016 11:48AM
  • Mureel
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    GreenhaloX wrote: »
    Wonder what will else will break after this maintenance.....

    Yeah.. after the issues following last week's maintenance, I'm really not looking forward to this one.

    It is not a patch.
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