The just said on ESO Live that they are working on issues, but it will take at least 2 week or more in implement an incremental patch.....
To answer the OP, yes that is a real answer, and my money is on Chet being a real person.
In Helpdesk terms, that is called a Macro. You would just call it a template. What chet is doing, in 99% of the Support Tickets he is answering, is choosing a pre-made answer, made specifically to fit certain purposes.This saves time for Chet.
In this case, he is politely saying "go away", which in my many years of managing Helpdesks, have not seen the like of. But on the other hand, i have never managed a helpdesk that is receiving so much bullocks, as ZOS helpdesk is surely facing.
"Greetings,
Thank you for getting back to us, however we have no further troubleshooting to offer for your issue. Below are some of the most common solutions for most in game issues.
For issues such as missing NPCs or quests not advancing correctly can be resolved by logging out for five minutes then logging back in. This will load you into a new game instance and refresh your surroundings. Please make sure you’ve attempted that first!
I recommend checking out our new Player's Guide for gameplay mechanics such as how certain items or character abilities work:http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/60795/the-elder-scrolls-online-new-player-guide
There are also many wonderful unofficial community wikis which have a lot of helpful information about the game:
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Main_Page
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Elder_Scrolls_Wiki
http://elderscrollsonline.wiki.fextralife.com/
Please also be sure to visit our help portal where you can search for common issues and subscribe to individual articles for any updates about that information: https://help.elderscrollsonline.com.
Best Regards,
The Elder Scrolls Online Team"
"have eso plus, crafting items stopped going into bags, haven't received crowns for two months"
I have been paying for ESO since it was released, and continued paying when it switched to buy to play and ESO+ model. I have had ESO plus this entire time, I noticed I hadn't received any crowns last month but was unconcerned as I did not actively use them for anything. When the Dark Brotherhood DLC dropped all my crafting materials were moved into the new "crafting bag" on June 19th, 2016 I received an email stating confirmation of my ESO+ renewal. Coincidentally the same day my crafting bag ceased working and now it says that I do not have an active ESO+ membership. I restarted my system, I cleared the local saved memory I even waited 2 days, now it still says I'm not an ESO+ member. I would like for you to provide me with the goods and services I paid for or return my money to me. Attached is the documentation showing that the subscription fee's were taken from my bank account.
dennissomb16_ESO wrote: »I also got the exact same response to my technical support ticket with issue to being kicked to login screen randomly while playing. Here is the response
We apologize that we have taken so long to get back to you in regards to your technical issue. Due to high ticket volumes, we will be unable to assist you further with this ticket. We understand this may be frustrating, and we are disappointed that we are unable to deliver a Customer Service experience that is up to our desired standards.
I don't believe I have ever seen a company supplying a service simply go "sorry we are to busy get lost" essentially
Eugenstash wrote: »Next ESO Live: On customer support
Matt Firor: "It's something we'd like to do, possibly in...no ETA on customer support"
They just keep getting my tickets, marking them as 'solved' without responding at all, and then sending me a survey about customer support.
6 times in a row.
clayandaudrey_ESO wrote: »They just keep getting my tickets, marking them as 'solved' without responding at all, and then sending me a survey about customer support.
6 times in a row.
Well what are you waiting for? Chet is anxiously waiting for your survey as I am sure their bonus is tied to how well his surveys come out. Help a brother out.