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  • Lysette
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    vyrusb23 wrote: »
    The most prettiest lady in ESO is a npc.
    She sings in the Stormhaven Pub.
    I love her voice.
    I love her body.
    I could marry this npc.
    I work each day filleting my hundreds of fish as she sings to me.
    She is so nice to watch her work that all bordom from filleting is replace with love for her.
    I am in love with a npc ☺

    This is .... sort of disturbing.

    I agree. All those fish guts all over the floor. I definitely want to stay away from that pub.

    Yeah, it's really fishy there :smiley:
  • Love_Daggerfall
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    Here is my love.
    Photo was taken by mobile phone it removed a very lot of the rich Glow from the fireplace.
    See her for real before judging her please.
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    Should be easy to find the mark now!
    Edited by nine9six on June 28, 2016 8:21PM
    Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up...
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    nine9six wrote: »
    100 Gold to the first person who Blade of Woes her.

    :trollface:

    Ill add 1000 gold if you blade of woe her in front of the op while he is filleting fish

    The tears of the OP is all that I will require.
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  • Loralai_907
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    uhhhhh........there is some super weirdness going on in this thread......
    PC-NA - formerly, mommadani907Guild: Weeping Angels - Co-GMTwitter: @ Loralai_907 several Alt accounts....CP 1700+
    Active characters:Fauna Rosewood ( Bosmer Stam DK - Master Crafter/AD)///Loralai Darknova (Drunken Zombie Bosmer Stam Sorc - PvP/AD)Lilith Darknova ( Dunmer Mag DK - Master Crafter - PvP/AD)///and roughly 1billion alts
  • Love_Daggerfall
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    Van_0S wrote: »
    Cazzy wrote: »
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    This lady?

    Yes this is the lady l love.
    Horrible cammera angle though.

    Damn! Bards are unkillable :disappointed:

    Thats fantastic news!
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    Lysette wrote: »
    Nicoleen from the crew of Captain Kaleen in Stros M'Kai/Betnikh is not too bad as well
    nicolene_meet_002.png
    I think, she is a Breton beauty.

    When the game first came out she all ways ate with a rat on her table. Black plague anyone?
  • jcaceresw
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    uhhhhh........there is some super weirdness going on in this thread......

    I can tell you I really like several NPC (specially bosmer ones) but in real life I am in love with someone (althought is unrequited or one sided)
    Edited by jcaceresw on June 28, 2016 8:31PM
  • ShedsHisTail
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    My%20love_zpsyttuxstf.jpg
    Here is my love.
    Photo was taken by mobile phone it removed a very lot of the rich Glow from the fireplace.
    See her for real before judging her please.

    Well, here's -actual- human behind that voice.
    I know which one I'd be more interested in....
    (Spoilered for size)
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    "As an online discussion of Tamrielic Lore grows longer, the probability of someone blaming a Dragon Break approaches 1." -- Sheds' Law
    Have you seen the Twin Lamps?
  • jcaceresw
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    My%20love_zpsyttuxstf.jpg
    Here is my love.
    Photo was taken by mobile phone it removed a very lot of the rich Glow from the fireplace.
    See her for real before judging her please.

    Well, here's -actual- human behind that voice.
    I know which one I'd be more interested in....
    (Spoilered for size)
    photo.jpg

    Hahahahaha I have told her name before. She is called Malukah (in case my post got lost)
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    My%20love_zpsyttuxstf.jpg
    Here is my love.
    Photo was taken by mobile phone it removed a very lot of the rich Glow from the fireplace.
    See her for real before judging her please.

    Her eyes are like that of dead fish...
    You kill and fillet fish for meat all day long...

    Oh wait...umm....this just added to the creepiness and is getting real disturbing.
  • ShedsHisTail
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    jcaceresw wrote: »
    My%20love_zpsyttuxstf.jpg
    Here is my love.
    Photo was taken by mobile phone it removed a very lot of the rich Glow from the fireplace.
    See her for real before judging her please.

    Well, here's -actual- human behind that voice.
    I know which one I'd be more interested in....
    (Spoilered for size)
    photo.jpg

    Hahahahaha I have told her name before. She is called Malukah (in case my post got lost)

    Yeah, I saw your post...
    I was hoping an image might provide a little... perspective?
    "As an online discussion of Tamrielic Lore grows longer, the probability of someone blaming a Dragon Break approaches 1." -- Sheds' Law
    Have you seen the Twin Lamps?
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    The most prettiest lady in ESO is a npc.
    She sings in the Stormhaven Pub.
    I love her voice.
    I love her body.
    I could marry this npc.
    I work each day filleting my hundreds of fish as she sings to me.
    She is so nice to watch her work that all bordom from filleting is replace with love for her.
    I am in love with a npc ☺

    umm..

    I think..

    ummm...

    Not sure how to say this..

    You might need professional help?



    If you want a friend, get a dog.
    AW Rank: Grand Warlord 1 ( level 49)

  • Tekyn
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    [*]Bards may no longer be killed.

    From the most recent patch notes. Sad...
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    I am in love with Angier Stower. I love her firm grasp of economic theory. But she stopped talking to me about it, so I guess it's over between us.
    "A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle
  • Lysette
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    Lysette wrote: »
    Nicoleen from the crew of Captain Kaleen in Stros M'Kai/Betnikh is not too bad as well
    nicolene_meet_002.png
    I think, she is a Breton beauty.

    When the game first came out she all ways ate with a rat on her table. Black plague anyone?

    So what, I have a bunch of rats and mice, that does not mean that those have to be sick. Maybe it is her pet rat.
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    jcaceresw wrote: »
    uhhhhh........there is some super weirdness going on in this thread......

    I can tell you I really like several NPC (specially bosmer ones) but in real life I am in love with someone (althought is unrequited or one sided)

    Hm, this leads to nothing, if you don't declare yourself to her - otherwise she will just put you in the "friends" category and once you are there, it is hard to ever get out of it again and you are just wasting your time. Friends and lovers are in distinct groups, I tell friends things, which I would never have told a lover - and the other way round - if you are in the friends category, forget about her - she will not have a relationship with a friend.
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    My%20love_zpsyttuxstf.jpg
    Here is my love.
    Photo was taken by mobile phone it removed a very lot of the rich Glow from the fireplace.
    See her for real before judging her please.

    Well, here's -actual- human behind that voice.
    I know which one I'd be more interested in....
    (Spoilered for size)
    photo.jpg

    I think my womens prettyer then yours.
    Real women come with rules and strings attached mine don't.
    I choose fantasy over real life anyday.
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    Lysette wrote: »
    Lysette wrote: »
    Nicoleen from the crew of Captain Kaleen in Stros M'Kai/Betnikh is not too bad as well
    nicolene_meet_002.png
    I think, she is a Breton beauty.

    When the game first came out she all ways ate with a rat on her table. Black plague anyone?

    So what, I have a bunch of rats and mice, that does not mean that those have to be sick. Maybe it is her pet rat.

    Sorry dude l was out of line there.
    My bad.
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    Tekyn wrote: »
    [*]Bards may no longer be killed.

    From the most recent patch notes. Sad...

    Srsly?

    Doesn't anyone appreciate a good assassination anymore? :(
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
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    My%20love_zpsyttuxstf.jpg
    Here is my love.
    Photo was taken by mobile phone it removed a very lot of the rich Glow from the fireplace.
    See her for real before judging her please.

    Well, here's -actual- human behind that voice.
    I know which one I'd be more interested in....
    (Spoilered for size)
    photo.jpg

    Yes, Malukah is a beauty.
  • ShedsHisTail
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    Lysette wrote: »
    Lysette wrote: »
    Nicoleen from the crew of Captain Kaleen in Stros M'Kai/Betnikh is not too bad as well
    nicolene_meet_002.png
    I think, she is a Breton beauty.

    When the game first came out she all ways ate with a rat on her table. Black plague anyone?

    So what, I have a bunch of rats and mice, that does not mean that those have to be sick. Maybe it is her pet rat.

    Rat ain't the problem... It's the fleas.
    "As an online discussion of Tamrielic Lore grows longer, the probability of someone blaming a Dragon Break approaches 1." -- Sheds' Law
    Have you seen the Twin Lamps?
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    jcaceresw wrote: »
    uhhhhh........there is some super weirdness going on in this thread......

    I can tell you I really like several NPC (specially bosmer ones) but in real life I am in love with someone (althought is unrequited or one sided)

    Watch out for the Bosmer ladies.
    They're like spiders. They'll draw you into their web, use you, kill you and eat you.
    "As an online discussion of Tamrielic Lore grows longer, the probability of someone blaming a Dragon Break approaches 1." -- Sheds' Law
    Have you seen the Twin Lamps?
  • jcaceresw
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    Lysette wrote: »
    jcaceresw wrote: »
    uhhhhh........there is some super weirdness going on in this thread......

    I can tell you I really like several NPC (specially bosmer ones) but in real life I am in love with someone (althought is unrequited or one sided)

    Hm, this leads to nothing, if you don't declare yourself to her - otherwise she will just put you in the "friends" category and once you are there, it is hard to ever get out of it again and you are just wasting your time. Friends and lovers are in distinct groups, I tell friends things, which I would never have told a lover - and the other way round - if you are in the friends category, forget about her - she will not have a relationship with a friend.

    Offtopic:
    Hey thanks for answering. She already knows it about three weeks ago. That´s why I said is a one sided love. She is not a friend really.
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    My%20love_zpsyttuxstf.jpg
    Here is my love.
    Photo was taken by mobile phone it removed a very lot of the rich Glow from the fireplace.
    See her for real before judging her please.

    Well, here's -actual- human behind that voice.
    I know which one I'd be more interested in....
    (Spoilered for size)
    photo.jpg

    I think my womens prettyer then yours.
    Real women come with rules and strings attached mine don't.
    I choose fantasy over real life anyday.

    With rules - certainly - not necessarily with strings though. How can I explain it, she will bind you the most, if she is neither applying strings to you nor accepting those to be put on her. Just if both desire each other, it will create a bond. Strings would achieve the opposite effect.
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    Skittles | DC Stem Sok and sumtimes Nertbled
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    Skitttles wrote: »
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    I would've loled ifthat combo got broken

    But it didn't, so have +1 awesome for each :p
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • Lysette
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    jcaceresw wrote: »
    Lysette wrote: »
    jcaceresw wrote: »
    uhhhhh........there is some super weirdness going on in this thread......

    I can tell you I really like several NPC (specially bosmer ones) but in real life I am in love with someone (althought is unrequited or one sided)

    Hm, this leads to nothing, if you don't declare yourself to her - otherwise she will just put you in the "friends" category and once you are there, it is hard to ever get out of it again and you are just wasting your time. Friends and lovers are in distinct groups, I tell friends things, which I would never have told a lover - and the other way round - if you are in the friends category, forget about her - she will not have a relationship with a friend.

    Offtopic:
    Hey thanks for answering. She already knows it about three weeks ago. That´s why I said is a one sided love. She is not a friend really.

    Ok, just wanted to tell you, that you do not waste your time on something with basically no chance.
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