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I am in love.

Love_Daggerfall
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The most prettiest lady in ESO is a npc.
She sings in the Stormhaven Pub.
I love her voice.
I love her body.
I could marry this npc.
I work each day filleting my hundreds of fish as she sings to me.
She is so nice to watch her work that all bordom from filleting is replace with love for her.
I am in love with a npc ☺
  • nine9six
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    100 Gold to the first person who Blade of Woes her.

    :trollface:
    Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up...
  • rhapsodious
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    Sorry, I've never seen Naryu there before. Can you provide a screenshot? I didn't know she could sing.
  • Leandor
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    (S)he's not talking about Naryu. (S)he's of course talking about Eveli.
  • Cazzy
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    nine9six wrote: »
    100 Gold to the first person who Blade of Woes her.

    :trollface:

    Ahahahahahaha! :')

    Edit: Oh Gods I'm still laughing :')
    Edited by Cazzy on June 28, 2016 7:09PM
  • altemriel
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    Leandor wrote: »
    (S)he's not talking about Naryu. (S)he's of course talking about Eveli.

    yes, I agree with you, no elf is prettier and cuter than Eveli Sharp-Arrow, I love her too!! I want her materialized in a lucid dream now!! :smiley::smiley:
  • altemriel
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    The most prettiest lady in ESO is a npc.
    She sings in the Stormhaven Pub.
    I love her voice.
    I love her body.
    I could marry this npc.
    I work each day filleting my hundreds of fish as she sings to me.
    She is so nice to watch her work that all bordom from filleting is replace with love for her.
    I am in love with a npc ☺



    pics or did not happen :smiley::smiley::smiley: , no seriously, show us her picture please, I am currious, wanna see her :)!!

    I love Naifineh, one of the guild store merchant in Grahtwood, at the entrance to Elden Wood, redguard I suppose, she is super hot!!! I recommend :smiley: !!
  • xilfxlegion
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    nine9six wrote: »
    100 Gold to the first person who Blade of Woes her.

    :trollface:

    Ill add 1000 gold if you blade of woe her in front of the op while he is filleting fish
  • Cazzy
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    13533014_1047841615306909_885321257081726490_n.jpg?oh=b85a9fd349c10b7a289d9d3cf8bd1531&oe=57F167B7

    This lady?
  • idk
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    There is an add-on that filets fish for you. You can go grab lunch while it's taking care of your fish.
  • FerrumnCutem
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    Rename this thread to "weird *** fap-corner
  • CherryCake
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    Well... If you talk about Eveli than she is by far the cutest character in game <3<3<3
    I like sweetrolls and I cannot lie
  • vyrusb23
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    The most prettiest lady in ESO is a npc.
    She sings in the Stormhaven Pub.
    I love her voice.
    I love her body.
    I could marry this npc.
    I work each day filleting my hundreds of fish as she sings to me.
    She is so nice to watch her work that all bordom from filleting is replace with love for her.
    I am in love with a npc ☺

    This is .... sort of disturbing.
  • JD2013
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    nine9six wrote: »
    100 Gold to the first person who Blade of Woes her.

    :trollface:

    Your Black Sacriment has been accepted.

    Hail Sithis!
    Edited by JD2013 on June 28, 2016 7:34PM
    Sweetrolls for all!

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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • FerrumnCutem
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    Bet she loves you killing all those fish for her.
    There is more then one bad disturbing thing going on here......
  • Vipstaakki
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    Sweet mother, sweet mother, send your child onto me for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized with blood and fear...
  • FerrumnCutem
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    Give Op's character name, so we can cyrodil it up.
  • Love_Daggerfall
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    altemriel wrote: »
    The most prettiest lady in ESO is a npc.
    She sings in the Stormhaven Pub.
    I love her voice.
    I love her body.
    I could marry this npc.
    I work each day filleting my hundreds of fish as she sings to me.
    She is so nice to watch her work that all bordom from filleting is replace with love for her.
    I am in love with a npc ☺



    pics or did not happen :smiley::smiley::smiley: , no seriously, show us her picture please, I am currious, wanna see her :)!!

    I love Naifineh, one of the guild store merchant in Grahtwood, at the entrance to Elden Wood, redguard I suppose, she is super hot!!! I recommend :smiley: !!

    What is the correct way to post a picture on these forums?
    I am all for showing photos.
  • ShedsHisTail
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    JD2013 wrote: »
    nine9six wrote: »
    100 Gold to the first person who Blade of Woes her.

    :trollface:

    Your Black Sacriment has been accepted.

    Hail Sithis!

    Screenshot please.
    "As an online discussion of Tamrielic Lore grows longer, the probability of someone blaming a Dragon Break approaches 1." -- Sheds' Law
    Have you seen the Twin Lamps?
  • Love_Daggerfall
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    Cazzy wrote: »
    13533014_1047841615306909_885321257081726490_n.jpg?oh=b85a9fd349c10b7a289d9d3cf8bd1531&oe=57F167B7

    This lady?

    Yes this is the lady l love.
    Horrible cammera angle though.
  • rhapsodious
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    What is the correct way to post a picture on these forums?
    I am all for showing photos.

    Take picture, upload to site like Imgur, copy BBCode URL it provides, paste.

    That being said... meh, would rather have Naryu threaten to kill me.
    Edited by rhapsodious on June 28, 2016 7:50PM
  • Van_0S
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    Press "Prt Sc" on your keyboard, then upload the pic in imgur.com. After that copy the url and paste it here.
    Use the bbcode for image
    Edited by Van_0S on June 28, 2016 7:51PM
  • ShedsHisTail
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    What is the correct way to post a picture on these forums?
    I am all for showing photos.

    Take picture, upload to site like Imgur, copy BBCode URL it provides, paste.

    That being said... meh, would rather have Naryu threaten to kill me.

    She makes being murdered sound.... no so bad.
    "As an online discussion of Tamrielic Lore grows longer, the probability of someone blaming a Dragon Break approaches 1." -- Sheds' Law
    Have you seen the Twin Lamps?
  • vyrusb23
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    Cazzy wrote: »
    13533014_1047841615306909_885321257081726490_n.jpg?oh=b85a9fd349c10b7a289d9d3cf8bd1531&oe=57F167B7

    This lady?

    Yes this is the lady l love.
    Horrible cammera angle though.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_crvGziPn3g

    Now I know what she looks like.

    Hail Sithis!
    Edited by vyrusb23 on June 28, 2016 8:00PM
  • Van_0S
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    Cazzy wrote: »
    13533014_1047841615306909_885321257081726490_n.jpg?oh=b85a9fd349c10b7a289d9d3cf8bd1531&oe=57F167B7

    This lady?

    Yes this is the lady l love.
    Horrible cammera angle though.

    Damn! Bards are unkillable :disappointed:
  • Cazzy
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    Cazzy wrote: »
    13533014_1047841615306909_885321257081726490_n.jpg?oh=b85a9fd349c10b7a289d9d3cf8bd1531&oe=57F167B7

    This lady?

    Yes this is the lady l love.
    Horrible cammera angle though.

    You're welcome :tongue:
  • jcaceresw
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    Van_0S wrote: »
    Cazzy wrote: »
    13533014_1047841615306909_885321257081726490_n.jpg?oh=b85a9fd349c10b7a289d9d3cf8bd1531&oe=57F167B7

    This lady?

    Yes this is the lady l love.
    Horrible cammera angle though.

    Damn! Bards are unkillable :disappointed:

    Why would you like to kill Malukah? (she provides the voice)
  • Lysette
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    Nicoleen from the crew of Captain Kaleen in Stros M'Kai/Betnikh is not too bad as well
    nicolene_meet_002.png
    I think, she is a Breton beauty.
  • purple-magicb16_ESO
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    what is this emotion "love" you speak of? is it like lust? is it painful?

    ...and where can one obtain this love?
    Edited by purple-magicb16_ESO on June 28, 2016 8:13PM
    I don't comment here often but when I do, I get [snip]
  • Cazzy
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    Lysette wrote: »
    Nicoleen from the crew of Captain Kaleen in Stros M'Kai/Betnikh is not too bad as well
    nicolene_meet_002.png
    I think, she is a Breton beauty.

    Agreed :smile:

    Although she looks a bit like Miley Cyrus there!
    Edited by Cazzy on June 28, 2016 8:13PM
  • Elsonso
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    vyrusb23 wrote: »
    The most prettiest lady in ESO is a npc.
    She sings in the Stormhaven Pub.
    I love her voice.
    I love her body.
    I could marry this npc.
    I work each day filleting my hundreds of fish as she sings to me.
    She is so nice to watch her work that all bordom from filleting is replace with love for her.
    I am in love with a npc ☺

    This is .... sort of disturbing.

    I agree. All those fish guts all over the floor. I definitely want to stay away from that pub.
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