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Timmy Torchbug

Cazzy
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*This is just something lighthearted to combat the hostility and negativity recently*

Wandering around in the dead of night, unusually empty and peaceful, I came across a lonely torchbug. Normally my instincts tell me to grab it for alchemy parts but instead I just watched it aimlessly bumble around.

Having to eventually move on I left him be and continued on my way.

I named him Timmy.

See you again soon, Timmy.

Lifelike image:
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Edited by Cazzy on June 26, 2016 12:32AM
  • Elsonso
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    Words fail me...

    At least take his wings. You can leave the icky insect parts behind. :smile:
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  • Cazzy
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    Words fail me...

    At least take his wings. You can leave the icky insect parts behind. :smile:

    It's too late for that. I named him and everything.
  • phairdon
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    Timmy fried in butter, yum. Or made into a potion!
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  • Cazzy
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    phairdon wrote: »
    Timmy fried in butter, yum. Or made into a potion!

    Meanie :wink:
  • akredon_ESO
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    were was Timmy located.... i promise i'm not going to do anything to the lil guy :naughty:
  • UltimaJoe777
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    The psychotic sadism is real. But then again Timmy doesn't look very happy with life anyway... Either that or he fears it may end every time he sees someone.
    Edited by UltimaJoe777 on June 26, 2016 1:35AM
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  • Cazzy
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    were was Timmy located.... i promise i'm not going to do anything to the lil guy :naughty:

    Errr, North of... South...West.
    The psychotic sadism is real. But then again Timmy doesn't look very happy with life anyway... Either that or he fears it may end every time he sees someone.

    Hahaha! I just put myself in the shoes (wings?) of a torchbug who dies and respawns frequently. I'd live in fear and confusion.
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    RIP Timmy. Someone just grabbed him :cry:
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