GG - Zenimax, you broke the game one more time

  • Albien
    Albien
    Same issue. Nothing downloads and get the "Invalid client" error when I try to login.
    EU - PC
  • XDragonDoomX
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    On the login screen, the patch number is 2.4.7.
    You're waiting for 2.4.8.
    It's not yet downloaded.
    Sit back, enjoy a coffee, take a chill pill.
    "Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
    massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
    mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”

    (with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)

    I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
    Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.

    82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
    83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
    84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
    85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
    86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
    87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
    88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
    89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
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  • SHADOW2KK
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    Martinus72 wrote: »
    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    Patch downloading now, great how the whine threads are out within seconds of the servers goes live though.

    Made me lol

    could you not talking off your arse? Patcher is still not working, checking for updates just brings back Play button.

    Nice attempt at grammar, come back when you learn how to properly articulate your words in a more meaningful manner.

    And anyways, restarted launcher, then it started auto donwnloading, I never said anything remotely concerning checking for updates
    Zinaroth wrote: »
    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    Zinaroth wrote: »
    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    Patch downloading now, great how the whine threads are out within seconds of the servers goes live though.

    Made me lol

    There is no patch, only a client update.
    You will have the same problem as everyone else.
    Great how you didn't find that out before you rushed on the forums like a zealous goat to act superior. :D

    I come from other gaming genres on PC, and any update of any kind was termed a patch, a client update is basically that, a patch.

    Zealous goat? really? the whine threads said nothing was updating, well I remarked on the fact that it was indeed downloading, but nice try at burning me

    I am not trying to burn you, I am just laughing at the irony of you calling out people about being too fast with the whine threads when you were too fast with your conclusion on how we were too fast at whining, seeing as the game is indeed broken. ;)

    Have to agree, just noticed after update the launcher is indeed bugged, fair play to you sir.

    However the goat comment was not appreciated:P
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  • Naslu
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    Same issue. Nothing downloads and get the "Invalid client" error when I try to login.

    yeah cause client is not up to date, only the launcher was updated but patch is missing in action :-(
  • Martinus72
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    On the login screen, the patch number is 2.4.7.
    You're waiting for 2.4.8.
    It's not yet downloaded.
    Sit back, enjoy a coffee, take a chill pill.

    It just begs a question why to bring servers up without the patch ready to download, doesn't it...
  • HouLiGaN
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    Dear Player`s of ESO,Dev`s & everyone else around...

    Is this problem only for EU or for NA also?
    I am EU and having the problem.
    to be specific, I did not get an update from patch, just play and it say`s i am running outdated version !

    Thats my problem.
    Please be more specific with your problem. some people claim to even have downloaded the patch, while some other`s cant even update...
  • Tib
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    Meh :/
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  • NinjaApacHe
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    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    Patch downloading now, great how the whine threads are out within seconds of the servers goes live though.

    Made me lol

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  • Naslu
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    HouLiGaN wrote: »
    Please be more specific with your problem. some people claim to even have downloaded the patch, while some other`s cant even update...

    specific problem: launcher updated, client version not -> login not possible due to old client version
  • Plintkabouter
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    same here...
    out-dated version that crashes upon accepted the out-dated client window, and launcher doesn't do anything.
    Plint was here!
  • pechad
    pechad
    IT'S UPDATING
    Edited by pechad on June 20, 2016 2:20PM
  • olsborg
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    Nothing is downloading, and game client is outdated..

    PC EU
    PvP only
  • Amaljia
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    HouLiGaN wrote: »
    Dear Player`s of ESO,Dev`s & everyone else around...

    Is this problem only for EU or for NA also?
    I am EU and having the problem.
    to be specific, I did not get an update from patch, just play and it say`s i am running outdated version !

    Thats my problem.
    Please be more specific with your problem. some people claim to even have downloaded the patch, while some other`s cant even update...

    I am on the NA server. Almost everyone else in TeamSpeak was able to properly patch, while others had to restart their computers. I have done all I could think of (including restarting launcher, repairing, restarting computer). I am still unable to log in.
    PC NA @Amaljia
  • Voxicity
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  • Usara
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    Patch DLing right now on the updated launcher
    What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I’m stranded somewhere without any pants.

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  • XDragonDoomX
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    Martinus72 wrote: »
    On the login screen, the patch number is 2.4.7.
    You're waiting for 2.4.8.
    It's not yet downloaded.
    Sit back, enjoy a coffee, take a chill pill.

    It just begs a question why to bring servers up without the patch ready to download, doesn't it...


    I can provide miracle answers immediately. The impossible takes a little longer.
    "Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
    massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
    mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”

    (with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)

    I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
    Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.

    82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
    83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
    84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
    85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
    86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
    87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
    88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
    89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
    ** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**

  • udju77b16_ESO
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    now downloading a 460MB patch
    btw, what client should we use? is the 64bit now reliable?
    Edited by udju77b16_ESO on June 20, 2016 2:22PM
  • Naslu
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    Usara wrote: »
    Patch DLing right now on the updated launcher

    yes yes rngjesus, yes
  • Albien
    Albien
    Naslu wrote: »
    Same issue. Nothing downloads and get the "Invalid client" error when I try to login.

    yeah cause client is not up to date, only the launcher was updated but patch is missing in action :-(

    Finally downloading for me now! :smile:
    EU - PC
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  • Martinus72
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    Hamster is up and running - Patch is downloading
    Edited by Martinus72 on June 20, 2016 2:22PM
  • Takis1979
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    Open launcher, go to options setting , remove "always" from autoupdate, then restart the launcher, then do a serach for updates, it will start updating.
    Worked for me
  • Granzadabur
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    The school year finished today and this happened....This is infuriating
    Edited by Granzadabur on June 20, 2016 2:26PM
  • nikolaj.lemcheb16_ESO
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    Tried an update and now I get Error 206. US server.
  • Naslu
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    kk thats was 10min of a really high heartbeat frequency, everything fine again, pulse down to 60... puh that was close to armargeddon....
  • Martinus72
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    now downloading a 460MB patch
    btw, what client should we use? is the 64bit now reliable?

    64bit client is light years better performing than 32bit one and yes it is reliable now, the only thing that left to fix is fps drop with time due to memory leak but I never looked back.
  • Onigar
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    Just had a look through the Launcher settings, I now see there is a tick box to launch the 64bit client.

    This is good.

    Maybe it was part of this launcher update or if its been there for a while I've not noticed any mention in previous patch notes.

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