GG - Zenimax, you broke the game one more time

Naslu
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Luncher updated with a new version, but now updates cannot be downloaded for the game client - due to that -> no login possible due to old client version, repair function delivers no solution.

GG

rgds
Edited by Naslu on June 20, 2016 2:04PM
  • stevepdodson_ESO888
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    and i thought it was just me having an off day
  • Tonnopesce
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    Hit me baby one more time.
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  • Tussler
    Tussler
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    Same problem here... Client is outdated.

    Zos please!
    Tussler/Haexa/Rawlah
    Honour
  • SHADOW2KK
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    Patch downloading now, great how the whine threads are out within seconds of the servers goes live though.

    Made me lol
    Once I was a lamb, playing in a green field. Then the wolves came. Now I am an eagle and I fly in a different universe.

    Been taking heads since TeS 3 Morrowind..

    Been enjoying PvP tears since 2014

    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight EP [PC-EU] = Illuvutar = Ex The Wabbajack = (Stam DK)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Legendary Blades = Evil Ninja/Dueller = (StamBlade)
    LvL 50 - Sorcerer DC [PC-EU] = Daemon Lord = (Mag Sorc)
    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Khal-Bladez = (Mag DK)
    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Tenakha Khan = (Stam DK)
    LvL 50 - Templar DC [PC-EU]] = Blades The Disgruntled = (Stamplar)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Ghost Blades = (Assassin)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Malekith The Shadow = (Mag NB)
    LvL 50 - Warden DC [PC-EU] = Crimson Blades = (Stamden)

    Guild Master of The Bringers Of The Storm.
    Harrods


    Member Of The Old Guard
    PC Closed Betas 2013

    PC Mastah Race

    Anook Page anook.com/shadow2kk

    Been playing since Beta and Early Access

  • pechad
    pechad
    Same problem here
  • XDragonDoomX
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    When you get to the login screen, you'll see the latest game patch hasn't yet been applied - client has been updated, but the game patch hasn't downloaded yet.
    "Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
    massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
    mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”

    (with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)

    I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
    Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.

    82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
    83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
    84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
    85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
    86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
    87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
    88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
    89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
    ** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**

  • Volsera
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    You guys mean this?

    93TZ16w
    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Did you restart the client , turn it on and off again , flip your router upside down and say the right magical incantation ?
  • Naslu
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    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    Patch downloading now, great how the whine threads are out within seconds of the servers goes live though.

    Made me lol

    nothing downloading here!
  • Finnisterre
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    Same problem here, my launcher downloaded a small patch this morning and now I can't log into either 32 bit or 64 bit client.

    EDIT: NA PC. My friend's launcher is downloading a large patch, my launcher is doing bupkiss.
    Edited by Finnisterre on June 20, 2016 2:08PM
  • WillhelmBlack
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    On a scale of 1-10, how mad are you?
    PC EU
  • SHADOW2KK
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    Restart your launchers people, EU wise, the patch is downloading now
    Once I was a lamb, playing in a green field. Then the wolves came. Now I am an eagle and I fly in a different universe.

    Been taking heads since TeS 3 Morrowind..

    Been enjoying PvP tears since 2014

    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight EP [PC-EU] = Illuvutar = Ex The Wabbajack = (Stam DK)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Legendary Blades = Evil Ninja/Dueller = (StamBlade)
    LvL 50 - Sorcerer DC [PC-EU] = Daemon Lord = (Mag Sorc)
    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Khal-Bladez = (Mag DK)
    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Tenakha Khan = (Stam DK)
    LvL 50 - Templar DC [PC-EU]] = Blades The Disgruntled = (Stamplar)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Ghost Blades = (Assassin)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Malekith The Shadow = (Mag NB)
    LvL 50 - Warden DC [PC-EU] = Crimson Blades = (Stamden)

    Guild Master of The Bringers Of The Storm.
    Harrods


    Member Of The Old Guard
    PC Closed Betas 2013

    PC Mastah Race

    Anook Page anook.com/shadow2kk

    Been playing since Beta and Early Access

  • Zinaroth
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    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    Patch downloading now, great how the whine threads are out within seconds of the servers goes live though.

    Made me lol

    There is no patch, only a client update.
    You will have the same problem as everyone else.
    Great how you didn't find that out before you rushed on the forums like a zealous goat to act superior. :D
  • Mureel
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    Hey, for some folks (me too) it's really not working. The launcher only says Play, but offers no DL but when you try, you cannot - you get outdated client error.
  • milaan_muc
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    10
  • Volsera
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    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    Patch downloading now, great how the whine threads are out within seconds of the servers goes live though.

    Made me lol

    How? When I open the client it shows nothing, I can press ''Play'' but when I want to login it says my launcher is outdated.
    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  • SHADOW2KK
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    Zinaroth wrote: »
    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    Patch downloading now, great how the whine threads are out within seconds of the servers goes live though.

    Made me lol

    There is no patch, only a client update.
    You will have the same problem as everyone else.
    Great how you didn't find that out before you rushed on the forums like a zealous goat to act superior. :D

    I come from other gaming genres on PC, and any update of any kind was termed a patch, a client update is basically that, a patch.

    Zealous goat? really? the whine threads said nothing was updating, well I remarked on the fact that it was indeed downloading, but nice try at burning me
    Once I was a lamb, playing in a green field. Then the wolves came. Now I am an eagle and I fly in a different universe.

    Been taking heads since TeS 3 Morrowind..

    Been enjoying PvP tears since 2014

    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight EP [PC-EU] = Illuvutar = Ex The Wabbajack = (Stam DK)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Legendary Blades = Evil Ninja/Dueller = (StamBlade)
    LvL 50 - Sorcerer DC [PC-EU] = Daemon Lord = (Mag Sorc)
    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Khal-Bladez = (Mag DK)
    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Tenakha Khan = (Stam DK)
    LvL 50 - Templar DC [PC-EU]] = Blades The Disgruntled = (Stamplar)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Ghost Blades = (Assassin)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Malekith The Shadow = (Mag NB)
    LvL 50 - Warden DC [PC-EU] = Crimson Blades = (Stamden)

    Guild Master of The Bringers Of The Storm.
    Harrods


    Member Of The Old Guard
    PC Closed Betas 2013

    PC Mastah Race

    Anook Page anook.com/shadow2kk

    Been playing since Beta and Early Access

  • ZoM_Head
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    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    Restart your launchers people, EU wise, the patch is downloading now

    Noting downloaded at the moment.

    Launcher did get an update, then could not log in since then.
    mDKs still need a lot of love!
  • KingArthasMenethil
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    Launcher still says play and that's even after closing it and spamming "check of updates"
    EU 2000+ CP
    Characters
    Gaius Sulla 50 Cyrodiil DragonKnight.
    Livia Sulla 50 Cyrodiil Nightblade.
    Divayth-Fyr 50 Dunmer Sorcerer.
    Ragnar Shatter-Shield 50 Nord Dragonknight.
    Selvia Sulla 50 Cyrodiil Templar.
    Attrebus Mede 50 Cyrodiil Warden.
    Zirath Urivith 50 Dunmer Dragonknight.
    Dame Edwinna Gelas 50 Breton Dragonknight.
    Agrippina Tharn 50 Cyrodiil Necromancer.
    Bedal Dren 50 Dunmer Dragonknight.
  • Naslu
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    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    Restart your launchers people, EU wise, the patch is downloading now

    nope , sry - still nothing, pls gimme one more hint how to manage this case
  • Martinus72
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    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    Patch downloading now, great how the whine threads are out within seconds of the servers goes live though.

    Made me lol

    could you not talking off your arse? Patcher is still not working, checking for updates just brings back Play button.
  • PE_Bagatur
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    The level of incompetency, screwing an implementation of a such simple thing like launcher/patcher is just astounding. I'm speechless.

    Same symptoms as the other above have, btw, PC EU.
  • Egonieser
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    No update for me either. Restarted it multiple times, checked for updates manually, even hit repair - nada.
    Sometimes, I dream about...cheese...

    Dermont - v16 Pompous Altmer Sorcerer (With a very arrogant face!)
    Egonieser - v16 Nord Stamina Dragonborn Wannabe
    Endoly - v16 Tiny Redguard Sharpened MaceBlade
    Egosalina - v16 Breton Cheesus Beam Specialist
    Egowen - v16 Dunmer Whipping Expert (Riding crops eluded her)
    (Yes, I had to grind all these to v16)
    Akamanakh - lvl 22 Khajiit GankBlade (Inspired by Top Cat)
    Targos Icewind - lvl 34 Imperial (Future) Jabplar
    (CP 830+)

    PC - EU
  • Zinaroth
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    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    Zinaroth wrote: »
    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    Patch downloading now, great how the whine threads are out within seconds of the servers goes live though.

    Made me lol

    There is no patch, only a client update.
    You will have the same problem as everyone else.
    Great how you didn't find that out before you rushed on the forums like a zealous goat to act superior. :D

    I come from other gaming genres on PC, and any update of any kind was termed a patch, a client update is basically that, a patch.

    Zealous goat? really? the whine threads said nothing was updating, well I remarked on the fact that it was indeed downloading, but nice try at burning me

    I am not trying to burn you, I am just laughing at the irony of you calling out people about being too fast with the whine threads when you were too fast with your conclusion on how we were too fast at whining, seeing as the game is indeed broken. ;)
  • BrierTOG
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    sorry i restarted my launcher plenty of times, nothing is showing up neither for eu or na
  • Naslu
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    @ZOS_JessicaFolsom

    we need help, cannot play, kindly pls?
  • Volsera
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    SHADOW2KK wrote: »
    Patch downloading now, great how the whine threads are out within seconds of the servers goes live though.

    Made me lol

    How? When I open the client it shows nothing, I can press ''Play'' but when I want to login it says my launcher is outdated.
    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  • Amaljia
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  • Voxicity
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    ONE MORE TIME










    WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE
  • heng14rwb17_ESO
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    same error message
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