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Encountering NBs as a PVEr in Cyrodil

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A fellow Sorc's brand new PVP experience in Cyrodiil:

"Well I went outside Blue Road keep to get me a columbine and then I thought sombody got ganked. I said oh lord Jesus it's a Nightblade. Then I ran out, didn't grab no potions or nothing Jesus I ran for my life. And then the gankers got me, I got no impen

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!"

EDIT: this is no Nerf post or NB OP post it's just a joke so everyone one can relax.

Edited by Anti_Virus on June 20, 2016 8:43AM
Power Wealth And Influence.
  • Whatzituyah
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    ShadowStarKing wrote: »
    Well I went outside Blue Road keep to get me a columbine and then I thought sombody got ganked. I said oh lord Jesus it's a Nightblade. Then I ran out, didn't grab no potions or nothing Jesus I ran for my life. And then the gankers got me, I got no impen

    AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!

    Part of the reason I want to be an alchemist Invisibility+movement=Im gone most of the time.
    https://twitch.tv/whatzituyah2
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    Whatzituyah wrote: »
    ShadowStarKing wrote: »
    Well I went outside Blue Road keep to get me a columbine and then I thought sombody got ganked. I said oh lord Jesus it's a Nightblade. Then I ran out, didn't grab no potions or nothing Jesus I ran for my life. And then the gankers got me, I got no impen

    AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!

    Part of the reason I want to be an alchemist Invisibility+movement=Im gone most of the time.

    If you're lucky, most of the time a detect pot or AoE is used.
    Power Wealth And Influence.
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    ShadowStarKing wrote: »
    Well I went outside Blue Road keep to get me a columbine and then I thought sombody got ganked. I said oh lord Jesus it's a Nightblade. Then I ran out, didn't grab no potions or nothing Jesus I ran for my life. And then the gankers got me, I got no impen

    AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
    WTF did I just read?
  • Whatzituyah
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    ShadowStarKing wrote: »
    Whatzituyah wrote: »
    ShadowStarKing wrote: »
    Well I went outside Blue Road keep to get me a columbine and then I thought sombody got ganked. I said oh lord Jesus it's a Nightblade. Then I ran out, didn't grab no potions or nothing Jesus I ran for my life. And then the gankers got me, I got no impen

    AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!

    Part of the reason I want to be an alchemist Invisibility+movement=Im gone most of the time.

    If you're lucky, most of the time a detect pot or AoE is used.

    Thats why I said most of the time.
    https://twitch.tv/whatzituyah2
    PSN: Whatzituyah
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    Jaronking wrote: »
    ShadowStarKing wrote: »
    Well I went outside Blue Road keep to get me a columbine and then I thought sombody got ganked. I said oh lord Jesus it's a Nightblade. Then I ran out, didn't grab no potions or nothing Jesus I ran for my life. And then the gankers got me, I got no impen

    AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
    WTF did I just read?

    You my friend, just read somthing cursed.

    Watch your back in cyrodil.............
    Power Wealth And Influence.
  • Vangy
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    Jaronking wrote: »
    ShadowStarKing wrote: »
    Well I went outside Blue Road keep to get me a columbine and then I thought sombody got ganked. I said oh lord Jesus it's a Nightblade. Then I ran out, didn't grab no potions or nothing Jesus I ran for my life. And then the gankers got me, I got no impen

    AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
    WTF did I just read?

    @Jaronking My rough translation:

    OP went out of BRK keep. He saw columbine. Went to pick said flower. Thought he saw something move in the shadows. And his brain was like " OH LORD ITS A GANKINATOR NB" . Proceeded to run for his life. Said NB saw him running away like a potato and probably did a burst combo on him. OP died cos he has 0 impen and ate 20k crits in cyro...

    Hopefully this was correct.
    Edited by Vangy on June 20, 2016 8:15AM
    (2)V16 Dk- stam dps/stam tank/mag dps
    (2)V16 Sorc- mag dps/stam dps
    (2)V16 nb- stam dps/mag dps
    (1)v16 temp- mag tank/mag dps
    CP: 610 and counting

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates! Viva la revolutionz
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    Can I be the first to say L2P?

    (Please just let me this once?)
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    Epona was a Romano-Celtic goddess dating back to around 1800 to 2000 years before computer games were invented.
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    Vangy wrote: »
    Jaronking wrote: »
    ShadowStarKing wrote: »
    Well I went outside Blue Road keep to get me a columbine and then I thought sombody got ganked. I said oh lord Jesus it's a Nightblade. Then I ran out, didn't grab no potions or nothing Jesus I ran for my life. And then the gankers got me, I got no impen

    AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
    WTF did I just read?

    @Jaronking My rough translation:

    OP went out of BRK keep. He saw columbine. Went to pick said flower. Thought he saw something move in the shadows. And his brain was like " OH LORD ITS A GANKINATOR NB" . Proceeded to run for his life. Said NB saw him running away like a potato and probably did a burst combo on him. OP died cos he has 0 impen and ate 20k crits in cyro...

    Hopefully this was correct.

    Lol dude this didn't happen to me I would be the NB in this situation

    This was made for non NBs that don't wear impen.
    Edited by Anti_Virus on June 20, 2016 8:24AM
    Power Wealth And Influence.
  • Jaronking
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    Vangy wrote: »
    Jaronking wrote: »
    ShadowStarKing wrote: »
    Well I went outside Blue Road keep to get me a columbine and then I thought sombody got ganked. I said oh lord Jesus it's a Nightblade. Then I ran out, didn't grab no potions or nothing Jesus I ran for my life. And then the gankers got me, I got no impen

    AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
    WTF did I just read?

    @Jaronking My rough translation:

    OP went out of BRK keep. He saw columbine. Went to pick said flower. Thought he saw something move in the shadows. And his brain was like " OH LORD ITS A GANKINATOR NB" . Proceeded to run for his life. Said NB saw him running away like a potato and probably did a burst combo on him. OP died cos he has 0 impen and ate 20k crits in cyro...

    Hopefully this was correct.
    Seems about right thank you @Vangy
    ShadowStarKing wrote: »
    Jaronking wrote: »
    ShadowStarKing wrote: »
    Well I went outside Blue Road keep to get me a columbine and then I thought sombody got ganked. I said oh lord Jesus it's a Nightblade. Then I ran out, didn't grab no potions or nothing Jesus I ran for my life. And then the gankers got me, I got no impen

    AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
    WTF did I just read?

    You my friend, just read somthing cursed.

    Watch your back in cyrodil.............
    Trust me am sure I'll be fine.
  • Vangy
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    ShadowStarKing wrote: »
    Vangy wrote: »
    Jaronking wrote: »
    ShadowStarKing wrote: »
    Well I went outside Blue Road keep to get me a columbine and then I thought sombody got ganked. I said oh lord Jesus it's a Nightblade. Then I ran out, didn't grab no potions or nothing Jesus I ran for my life. And then the gankers got me, I got no impen

    AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
    WTF did I just read?

    @Jaronking My rough translation:

    OP went out of BRK keep. He saw columbine. Went to pick said flower. Thought he saw something move in the shadows. And his brain was like " OH LORD ITS A GANKINATOR NB" . Proceeded to run for his life. Said NB saw him running away like a potato and probably did a burst combo on him. OP died cos he has 0 impen and ate 20k crits in cyro...

    Hopefully this was correct.

    Lol dude this didn't happen to me I would be the NB in this situation

    This was made for non NBs that don't wear impen.

    Ah crap. My bad lol.
    (2)V16 Dk- stam dps/stam tank/mag dps
    (2)V16 Sorc- mag dps/stam dps
    (2)V16 nb- stam dps/mag dps
    (1)v16 temp- mag tank/mag dps
    CP: 610 and counting

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates! Viva la revolutionz
  • americansteel
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    impen? get outta here with that trash
    NO LONGER PLAYING ESO

    POOR SERVER PERFORMANCE
    LAG
    LOAD SCREENS
    DONE
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    NB love to farm too: ppl that don't wear Imp :p
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    Vangy wrote: »
    ShadowStarKing wrote: »
    Vangy wrote: »
    Jaronking wrote: »
    ShadowStarKing wrote: »
    Well I went outside Blue Road keep to get me a columbine and then I thought sombody got ganked. I said oh lord Jesus it's a Nightblade. Then I ran out, didn't grab no potions or nothing Jesus I ran for my life. And then the gankers got me, I got no impen

    AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
    WTF did I just read?

    @Jaronking My rough translation:

    OP went out of BRK keep. He saw columbine. Went to pick said flower. Thought he saw something move in the shadows. And his brain was like " OH LORD ITS A GANKINATOR NB" . Proceeded to run for his life. Said NB saw him running away like a potato and probably did a burst combo on him. OP died cos he has 0 impen and ate 20k crits in cyro...

    Hopefully this was correct.

    Lol dude this didn't happen to me I would be the NB in this situation

    This was made for non NBs that don't wear impen.

    Ah crap. My bad lol.

    Yeah, lol this post was supposed to be a joke but it didn't seem like it at first so I updated it OP.
    Power Wealth And Influence.
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    americansteel wrote: »
    impen? get outta here with that trash

    Its a joke post dude, unless you're joking.
    Power Wealth And Influence.
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    One time I was at the werewolf docks, grabbing the Sky Shard there. Some Dragon Knight followed and chased me as I went into the deep water. He Dragon Leaped at me as I went under so while he did hit me with his Ultimate, we both died to slaughterfish. I'm wondering if he got credit for the kill or what...
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