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@ZOS Patch notes - Can we get them early today to read please!

GRYM.LOCKE
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As the title says

at work could use something good to read :)
  • Eweroun
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    What if ...
    ... the Natch Potes could only come in like the meteors last days...
    (you would have a great day at work!)



    Patience friend, it'll be like always.. work day will be over and the Natch Potes are still not released..

    ..could use something to read as well ;)
    Edited by Eweroun on May 31, 2016 9:43AM
    |Lunar Lattice - Guildmaster / Fullmoon group raidlead|
    |Potato Knights - former core member|
    |former dd-"The Phoenix Reborn", former raidlead "Omnia Vincit /Playdead"|

    clears: vCrag HM - vMoL HM - vHoF HM - vAS HM (+2) - vCR+3 - vSS HM
  • olsborg
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    Im bored at work, i want to read PN!

    The servers are being updated in 1 hour right?

    PC EU
    PvP only
  • luxfreak
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    Where is the Natch Potes Thread anyway?
    Or is this one it?
    Is it?
    Is it not?
    God im nervouse.
    HI MOM
    Tank/DD with Hof HM clear
  • GRYM.LOCKE
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    olsborg wrote: »
    Im bored at work, i want to read PN!

    The servers are being updated in 1 hour right?

    i thought 12 minutes from now
  • SantieClaws
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    Khajiit may assist. Sometimes the natch potes they fall into the pockets of friends who share them with Santie after a few drinks.

    Natch Potes

    Many fine welcomes to the Dark Brotherhood. Join the guild of assassins and gain the Blade of Woe! Use this blade to bump off cheaters, cut apples, trim your hedges or remove an untidy man bun.

    Behold the amazing crafting bag - so much goes in and sometimes it also goes out. Please note that crafting bags are in no way magically linked to the vaults at the Bank of Khajiit.

    Travel to the exciting Gold Coast. Please note that the coast is not actually made of gold and do not raise any bank loans on this basis - as someone Khajiit has never met may once have done.

    In keeping with the theme of this update all the fishies will now fight back and try to kill you when you catch them.

    Make your own poisons! This one has been surprised to find the recipe for Rosy Lion Bottom Barrel Grog is not yet included - maybe in the next patch yes?

    Enchanting will now take twice as long to level and also runes may now only be found as drops from the very rare blue mudcrabs.


    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws



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    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

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  • Skayaq
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    Yeah, Iwould like this as well, I'm on eu and I'm used to being able to read patch notes while waiting for maintenance to complete but I can't today because you decided to have maintenance on eu and na at the same time :'(
    Kazari-Dar, Khajiit Nightblade..........Jarkyr Storm-Blade, Nord Sorcerer .......... Dunric Amedain, Breton Templar

    Araniwen, Altmer Sorcerer..................Llirasa Andralu, Dunmer Templar...................Marzug gro-Borgaz, Orc Warden

    Calinchel, Bosmer Warden...................Jahrel-Xei, Argonian Nightblade....................Cienri Maraeud, Breton Sorcerer

    Inara Savicci, Imperial Templar...................Garoric Attilus, Imperial Dragonknight............ Maevina Tallian, Imperial Nightblade

    Ravanni-Ko, Khajiit Dragonknight..........Faevyn Ice-Heart, Nord Warden..........Nazran al-Taneth, Redguard Dragonknight
  • Eweroun
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    Khajiit may assist. Sometimes the natch potes they fall into the pockets of friends who share them with Santie after a few drinks.

    Natch Potes

    Many fine welcomes to the Dark Brotherhood. Join the guild of assassins and gain the Blade of Woe! Use this blade to bump off cheaters, cut apples, trim your hedges or remove an untidy man bun.

    Behold the amazing crafting bag - so much goes in and sometimes it also goes out. Please note that crafting bags are in no way magically linked to the vaults at the Bank of Khajiit.

    Travel to the exciting Gold Coast. Please note that the coast is not actually made of gold and do not raise any bank loans on this basis - as someone Khajiit has never met may once have done.

    In keeping with the theme of this update all the fishies will now fight back and try to kill you when you catch them.

    Make your own poisons! This one has been surprised to find the recipe for Rosy Lion Bottom Barrel Grog is not yet included - maybe in the next patch yes?

    Enchanting will now take twice as long to level and also runes may now only be found as drops from the very rare blue mudcrabs.


    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws




    the honorable and humble cat has spoken!

    ... best part of the natch potes wait is over...
    thank you again for your wisdom!
    |Lunar Lattice - Guildmaster / Fullmoon group raidlead|
    |Potato Knights - former core member|
    |former dd-"The Phoenix Reborn", former raidlead "Omnia Vincit /Playdead"|

    clears: vCrag HM - vMoL HM - vHoF HM - vAS HM (+2) - vCR+3 - vSS HM
  • Rva_Kun
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    NA > EU

  • nooblybear
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    Ooh, I can post this here, too?

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    AddOn Developer - RIP Akaviri Union (PC-NA)
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