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How does argonian and khajiit meat taste?

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Teridaxus
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Don't judge me, just asking.
  • Ra'Shtar
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    Argonian probably is a bit sour and khajiit a bit too mangy.
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  • Runs
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    Khajiit would kindly let you partake in meat mandate for a few minutes, so long as this one gets to choose which part you taste.
    Edited by Runs on May 29, 2016 6:05PM
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  • Abeille
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    I believe Khajiiti meat tastes very sweet because of their high sugar diet.

    As for Argonian meat, no idea.
    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
  • Aerius_Sygale
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    Runs wrote: »
    Khajiit would kindly let you partake in meat mandate for a few minutes, so long as this one gets to choose which part you taste.

    This one, er, I could say the exact same thing, hmhm... ;)
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  • Lenikus
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    ...No.. I'm not going there... too... obvious... trap must .. be avoided...
    ...Aaaw screw it.
    I dunno about argonians man, but have you ever eaten p..kitty ?

    ..Plz don't moderaet me again, zoz '-'

    Edited to remove a naughty word.
    Edited by ZOS_DaryaK on May 29, 2016 7:21PM
    ... Mai cave. >:3
  • Ra'Shtar
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    Lenikus wrote: »
    ...No.. I'm not going there... too... obvious... trap must .. be avoided...
    ...Aaaw screw it.

    I dunno about argonians man, but have you ever eaten [snip]

    Lol you got censured for saying kitty in a different way.

    edited to remove a naughty word
    Edited by ZOS_DaryaK on May 29, 2016 7:21PM
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  • Teridaxus
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    Lenikus wrote: »
    ...No.. I'm not going there... too... obvious... trap must .. be avoided...
    ...Aaaw screw it.
    I dunno about argonians man, but have you ever eaten p***y ?

    ..Plz don't moderaet me again, zoz '-'

    You felt into my trap now
  • Tryxus
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    Oh @SantieClaws , your input would be greatly appreciated
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  • newtinmpls
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    This makes no sense. When goblins eat ... anything they cook it first.

    All these weird ideas and sayings make no sense at all.

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  • Duiwel
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    Delicious...
    (like chicken)

    EDIT: just realised OP was being childish I thought he was some Dunmer or Nord who had a taste for exotic meat.
    Reason for saying chicken : Crocodile tastes like chicken just less salty
    Edited by Duiwel on May 29, 2016 7:07PM
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  • Solid_Metal
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    bet taste like chicken
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  • Teridaxus
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    Duiwel wrote: »
    Delicious...
    (like chicken)

    EDIT: just realised OP was being childish I thought he was some Dunmer or Nord who had a taste for exotic meat.
    Reason for saying chicken : Crocodile tastes like chicken just less salty

    Honestly i did not expect to get the attention of erpers.
    Was actually thinking at bosmer and their cannibalism and was curious if the beast races had maybe an unique taste lore wise.
  • ZOS_DaryaK
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    We've removed an post with an inappropriate image and edited a few others to remove a censored word.

    All in all, this discussion is in poor taste.
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  • Acrolas
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    ZOS_DaryaK wrote: »
    this discussion is in poor taste.

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  • Aerius_Sygale
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    ZOS_DaryaK wrote: »
    We've removed an post with an inappropriate image and edited a few others to remove a censored word.

    All in all, this discussion is in poor taste.

    Oh, well now we know @ZOS_DaryaK doesn't like how they taste. I bet she is a Bosmer. *snickers*

    Edited to correct a pronoun. ;)
    Edited by ZOS_DaryaK on May 29, 2016 7:36PM
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  • C0wrex
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    Argonians?



    Ohhhh you mean the leather of my armor? Don't know how they taste but I sure know how they feel!
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  • SantieClaws
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    Khajiit would assume it tastes like death by a pair of very sharp and angry claws.

    Because that's what is coming to anyone who tries to make a stew out of this one!

    Also there will be hair. Much hair. This one hopes it sticks in your throat for a thousand years.

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  • AlienSlof
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    This one agrees with Santie!

    I heard a Dremora in Coldharbour complaining about the flavour of cat meat - called it 'too gamey'! He died by my claws... :D
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    C0wrex wrote: »
    Argonians?



    Ohhhh you mean the leather of my armor? Don't know how they taste but I sure know how they feel!

    Pssshh. Nordskin leather is tougher. And their meat is already pickled for long-term storage.
  • Abeille
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    mzapkeneb18_ESO wrote: »
    Duiwel wrote: »
    Delicious...
    (like chicken)

    EDIT: just realised OP was being childish I thought he was some Dunmer or Nord who had a taste for exotic meat.
    Reason for saying chicken : Crocodile tastes like chicken just less salty

    Honestly i did not expect to get the attention of erpers.
    Was actually thinking at bosmer and their cannibalism and was curious if the beast races had maybe an unique taste lore wise.

    That's what I thought. I am pretty sure there is mention in the lore as to senche meat being sweet because of the moonsugar, which is why I said Khajiit meat must be sweet too.
    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
  • Lenikus
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    Acrolas wrote: »
    ZOS_DaryaK wrote: »
    this discussion is in poor taste.
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    This here is why i come here every day before playing... LOL"
    back to cracked wood cave killing grinding pve'rs now
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  • Lynx7386
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    Ildani keeps refusing me a taste of her sweet meat >.>


    btw, crocodile/alligator has the texture of shrimp or lobster, kind of a crunchy meat, but a flavor similar to chicken.
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    Ask a werewolf or something, they have bound to have eaten quite a few of them, now theior blood on the other hand tatse terrible.
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    according to the dremora "cat flesh is to gamey"
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  • RAGUNAnoOne
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    Aerius_Sygale wrote: »
    ZOS_DaryaK wrote: »
    We've removed an post with an inappropriate image and edited a few others to remove a censored word.

    All in all, this discussion is in poor taste.

    Oh, well now we know @ZOS_DaryaK doesn't like how they taste. I bet she is a Bosmer. *snickers*

    Edited to correct a pronoun. ;)

    LOL DaryaK

    I bet argonians would taste like grilled iguana or the famous alligator tails I hear so much about. Khajiit too much fur to even want to try unless I was 100% desperate plus I may eat a flea or ten by accident if I try right @SantieClaws ;)
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  • Gidorick
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    Chicken, it's always chicken.
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  • Johngo0036
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    Like chicken....tastes like whatever you cooked it in
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    The fleas - consider them to be the seasoning of revenge.

    Much like coriander.

    Yours with paws
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  • ArchMikem
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    I'd assume most Khajiit are lean and muscular, yet I have no idea if their high Moon Sugar diets even have an impact on the way their body meat tastes. However, since Khajiit are sentient, intelligent, and most importantly adorable...

    You will not eat my kitty.

    Unless it's consensual.

    Then I'd expect a Ring of Mara first.
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    One scaley, the other hairy.
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