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What alliance would you join in real life?

  • notimetocare
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    Covenent, I'm not a racist so the choice is easy.
  • sekou_trayvond
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    Whichever one Derpy Hooves joins.

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  • Oreyn_Bearclaw
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    A small part of me wants to live in the trees with the AD, but those Knife Eared elitists just rub me the wrong way. Dunmer and EP for life! Haha
  • C0wrex
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    The Covenant for life!
    "We are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are; One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will, to strive, to seek and not to yield."

    -Tennyson, Ulysses
  • notimetocare
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    A small part of me wants to live in the trees with the AD, but those Knife Eared elitists just rub me the wrong way. Dunmer and EP for life! Haha

    'knife-eared elitists' then why are you going around knife-eared elitist slaver-racists?
  • rotaugen454
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    The Altmer truly are superior to all other races. It has been proven scientifically by (Altmer) scientists. So, I think we can all agree that the Aldmeri Dominion should rule Tamriel...
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • CherryCake
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    Cant even decide on what I want to eat, how can I make this decision? D=
    I like sweetrolls and I cannot lie
  • nimander99
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    For the Dominion! For the Queen!
    I AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    ∽∽∽ 2 years of Elder Scrolls Online ∼∼∼
    "Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
    "moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
    "MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
    "MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
    "MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
    "MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
    "MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
    "MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
    "MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
    "MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???

    Male, Dunmer, VR16, Templar, Aldmeri Dominion, Master Crafter & all Traits, CP450
  • NateAssassin
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    Whichever one Derpy Hooves joins.

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    My Little Pony discussions are this way, let me show you to the door. www.equestriadaily.com/
    Edited by NateAssassin on May 24, 2016 10:37PM
    AD | Malaya the Mystic ─ VR16 Khajiit Sorc | Shal'ina the Swift ─ VR16 Khajiit NB | Jòhn Cena ─ VR1 Khajiit NB | Priestess Shaari ─ VR1 Temp
  • Korah_Eaglecry
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    None of them. Id be a mercenary and contract out to the highest bidder with the most benefits. Id expect a fresh steady flow of food and supplies for our campaign. Id want safe passage for my injured and free movement through the bidders territories during and immediately after the campaign.
    Penniless Sellsword Company
    Captain Paramount - Jorrhaq Vhent
    Korith Eaglecry * Enrerion Aedihle * Laerinel Rhaev * Caius Berilius * Seylina Ithvala * H'Vak the Grimjawl
    Tenarei Rhaev * Dazsh Ro Khar * Yynril Rothvani * Bathes-In-Coin * Anaelle Faerniil * Azjani Ma'Les
    Aban Shahid Bakr * Kheshna gra-Gharbuk * Gallisten Bondurant * Etain Maquier * Atsu Kalame * Faulpia Severinus
    What is better, to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? - Paarthurnax
  • LaRoseNoire
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    SAVE THE F$&""&(G QUEEN!!!!
    Amo la caricia de la noche y el susurro del viento sobre mi cuchilla helada.
    J'aime la caresse de la nuit et le frémissemet du vent sur ma dague froide.
    I love the touch of the night and the whisper of the wind on my cold dagger.
    La Rose Noire (Khajit Stamblade): Melee DPS PvE, Ganker PvP.
    La Rose Rouge (Dunmer MagDK): Melee DPS PvE, OffTank PvP, Duelist PvP.
    La Rose de Sang (Breton Magblade): Healer PvE, Healer PvP.
    La Rose Sacreé (Argonian Magplar): Healer PvE, OffTank PvP.
    La Rose Toxique (Redguard StamDK): Melee DPS PvE, Tank PvE, OffTank PvP, Duelist PvP.
    La Rose en Glace (Breton MagWarden): Tank PvE, CCTank PvP.
    Everyrone AD, SAVE THE QUEEN!
  • MasterSpatula
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    None. Each alliance is rife with religious fanatics, xenophobes, autocrats, and people who believe in right of conquest. It's fun to play, but I prefer to live in a civilized representative democracy.
    "A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle
  • AugustoCP
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    None. Each alliance is rife with religious fanatics, xenophobes, autocrats, and people who believe in right of conquest. It's fun to play, but I prefer to live in a civilized representative democracy.

    That's the kind of government the Covenant is trying to create...
  • Anti_Virus
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    Daggerfall (even though I play in the pact)
    Power Wealth And Influence.
  • newtinmpls
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    I play all three, but if I had to chose....

    Malukah
    ... I mean PACT
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • dem0n1k
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    The Pact... I'd get the dragon tattoo too :D
    NA Server [PC] -- Mostly Ebonheart Pact, Mostly.
  • Epona222
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    Khajiit would form her own alliance - with booze and fishies.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    That sounds perfect, count me in. The in game alliances don't have much to offer in terms of booze and fishies!
    GM - Ghost Sea Trading Co - NA PC

    Epona was a Romano-Celtic goddess dating back to around 1800 to 2000 years before computer games were invented.
  • TX12001rwb17_ESO
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    I would join the worm cult, Nirn is already screwed as it is.
  • Vangy
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    If ESO was real life, then Kate beckinsale would be Queen Ayrenn with pointy ears. Holy sweet mother of god baby jesus. I would kill for that woman. With impunity. Hence AD FOR THE QUEEN!
    (2)V16 Dk- stam dps/stam tank/mag dps
    (2)V16 Sorc- mag dps/stam dps
    (2)V16 nb- stam dps/mag dps
    (1)v16 temp- mag tank/mag dps
    CP: 610 and counting

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates! Viva la revolutionz
  • Aisle9
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    AugustoCP wrote: »
    None. Each alliance is rife with religious fanatics, xenophobes, autocrats, and people who believe in right of conquest. It's fun to play, but I prefer to live in a civilized representative democracy.

    That's the kind of government the Covenant is trying to create...

    Dude, King Emeric is the chillest guy on Nirn, his idea of a great plan is literally "let's just go, what's the worst that can happen?".

    Seriously.


    Is it a good plan..? probably not, but, still... very chill dude.

    And Kate Beckinsale can't even begin to compare to Bill Nighty, ask her, she'll say the same.

    Edited by Aisle9 on May 25, 2016 8:55AM
    Artemis Absinthe - DC magicka nightblade (PC - EU)
    Gruzosh Barrelsmasher - DC stamina sorcerer (PC - EU)
    Kew'bacca - AD stamina nightblade (PC - EU)
    Jebediah Orbrynn - DC magicka templar (PC - EU)
    Hold-Many-Bags - Mule DK, Promoted to main tank, occasionally stamDD
    Olaf Proudstache - Mule - No longer with us Now a Stamwarden healer
    Aglieglie Brazorf - AD magicka sorcerer (PC - EU)
    Rodolfo Lavandino - DC stamina, greatsword wielding, Jesus beam spamming, Redguard hybrid templar just a stamplar again (PC - EU)
    Lemmy Raise Master - EP stamina necromancer (PC - EU)

    Scions of Dawn recruitment ad - PC EU multifaction PvE endgame raiding guild

    LUI user - I can see you when you fap loot.

    #SpellswordArmy
    #MakeSpellswordsGreatAgain

    In the Game of PuGs you win or you ragequit

    "Dip dip potato chip, dip dip potato chip"
  • Tommy1979AtWar
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    None of them, I'd be a mass murdering mercenary and the irritating voice actor who played Sheogorath would die first.
  • Aisle9
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    None of them, I'd be a mass murdering mercenary and the irritating voice actor who played Sheogorath would die first.

    Man, why would you do that ? Wes Johnson was also Lucien Lachance... "Dear brother, I do not spread rumors, I create them"
    Artemis Absinthe - DC magicka nightblade (PC - EU)
    Gruzosh Barrelsmasher - DC stamina sorcerer (PC - EU)
    Kew'bacca - AD stamina nightblade (PC - EU)
    Jebediah Orbrynn - DC magicka templar (PC - EU)
    Hold-Many-Bags - Mule DK, Promoted to main tank, occasionally stamDD
    Olaf Proudstache - Mule - No longer with us Now a Stamwarden healer
    Aglieglie Brazorf - AD magicka sorcerer (PC - EU)
    Rodolfo Lavandino - DC stamina, greatsword wielding, Jesus beam spamming, Redguard hybrid templar just a stamplar again (PC - EU)
    Lemmy Raise Master - EP stamina necromancer (PC - EU)

    Scions of Dawn recruitment ad - PC EU multifaction PvE endgame raiding guild

    LUI user - I can see you when you fap loot.

    #SpellswordArmy
    #MakeSpellswordsGreatAgain

    In the Game of PuGs you win or you ragequit

    "Dip dip potato chip, dip dip potato chip"
  • Tommy1979AtWar
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    Aisle9 wrote: »
    None of them, I'd be a mass murdering mercenary and the irritating voice actor who played Sheogorath would die first.

    Man, why would you do that ? Wes Johnson was also Lucien Lachance... "Dear brother, I do not spread rumors, I create them"

    easily one of the worse characters in eso, I've never understood why Sheogorath is so loved, his part is written terribly and badly voice acted.
  • Aisle9
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    wait, there's Lucien Lachance in ESO... that can't be right
    Artemis Absinthe - DC magicka nightblade (PC - EU)
    Gruzosh Barrelsmasher - DC stamina sorcerer (PC - EU)
    Kew'bacca - AD stamina nightblade (PC - EU)
    Jebediah Orbrynn - DC magicka templar (PC - EU)
    Hold-Many-Bags - Mule DK, Promoted to main tank, occasionally stamDD
    Olaf Proudstache - Mule - No longer with us Now a Stamwarden healer
    Aglieglie Brazorf - AD magicka sorcerer (PC - EU)
    Rodolfo Lavandino - DC stamina, greatsword wielding, Jesus beam spamming, Redguard hybrid templar just a stamplar again (PC - EU)
    Lemmy Raise Master - EP stamina necromancer (PC - EU)

    Scions of Dawn recruitment ad - PC EU multifaction PvE endgame raiding guild

    LUI user - I can see you when you fap loot.

    #SpellswordArmy
    #MakeSpellswordsGreatAgain

    In the Game of PuGs you win or you ragequit

    "Dip dip potato chip, dip dip potato chip"
  • Tommy1979AtWar
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    Aisle9 wrote: »
    wait, there's Lucien Lachance in ESO... that can't be right

    I'm talking about Sheo
  • WuffyCerulei
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    I'd go Khajiit, cuz cats forever, but stay in Elsweyr, faaaaar away from Altmer and Dunmer.
    "Buzz Lightyear toy isle shot" Stormcalling/Animal Companions/Assassination PVP build hater

    Bring Back Pure Class Build Power
  • Aisle9
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    well... He was much better in Oblivion, and Shivering Isles, decent in Skyrim and Meh in ESO, but I really don't understand why people find him annoying.
    Artemis Absinthe - DC magicka nightblade (PC - EU)
    Gruzosh Barrelsmasher - DC stamina sorcerer (PC - EU)
    Kew'bacca - AD stamina nightblade (PC - EU)
    Jebediah Orbrynn - DC magicka templar (PC - EU)
    Hold-Many-Bags - Mule DK, Promoted to main tank, occasionally stamDD
    Olaf Proudstache - Mule - No longer with us Now a Stamwarden healer
    Aglieglie Brazorf - AD magicka sorcerer (PC - EU)
    Rodolfo Lavandino - DC stamina, greatsword wielding, Jesus beam spamming, Redguard hybrid templar just a stamplar again (PC - EU)
    Lemmy Raise Master - EP stamina necromancer (PC - EU)

    Scions of Dawn recruitment ad - PC EU multifaction PvE endgame raiding guild

    LUI user - I can see you when you fap loot.

    #SpellswordArmy
    #MakeSpellswordsGreatAgain

    In the Game of PuGs you win or you ragequit

    "Dip dip potato chip, dip dip potato chip"
  • Wrecking_Blow_Spam
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    Pact without a doubt although some of the leaders are questionable, I'd rise in rank from the bottom and become the pact leader.

    GLORY FOR THE PACT.
    Xbox one EU
    8 Flawless conquerors on all class specs (4 stam, 4 magicka)
    Doesn't stand in red
  • Aisle9
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    Did anyone noticed that you (the player) get to become the emperor, but the actual alliance leader don't ?

    I mean, that says something, like, that you shouldn't pledge your loyalty to them, but the other way around instead ?

    Just food for the thought
    Artemis Absinthe - DC magicka nightblade (PC - EU)
    Gruzosh Barrelsmasher - DC stamina sorcerer (PC - EU)
    Kew'bacca - AD stamina nightblade (PC - EU)
    Jebediah Orbrynn - DC magicka templar (PC - EU)
    Hold-Many-Bags - Mule DK, Promoted to main tank, occasionally stamDD
    Olaf Proudstache - Mule - No longer with us Now a Stamwarden healer
    Aglieglie Brazorf - AD magicka sorcerer (PC - EU)
    Rodolfo Lavandino - DC stamina, greatsword wielding, Jesus beam spamming, Redguard hybrid templar just a stamplar again (PC - EU)
    Lemmy Raise Master - EP stamina necromancer (PC - EU)

    Scions of Dawn recruitment ad - PC EU multifaction PvE endgame raiding guild

    LUI user - I can see you when you fap loot.

    #SpellswordArmy
    #MakeSpellswordsGreatAgain

    In the Game of PuGs you win or you ragequit

    "Dip dip potato chip, dip dip potato chip"
  • Apocalypse1981
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    Wait, you said in real life and you allow pol joining elves?? Didnt get to see 1 in real life yet. Perhaps im not vr16 irl yet!!!
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