Maintenance for the week of December 15:
· [COMPLETE] PC/Mac: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – December 15, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
· [COMPLETE] Xbox: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – December 15, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
· [COMPLETE] PlayStation®: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – December 15, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
· [COMPLETE] PC/Mac: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – December 15, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
· [COMPLETE] Xbox: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – December 15, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
· [COMPLETE] PlayStation®: NA and EU megaservers for maintenance – December 15, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
Natch Potes?
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6 hours with no ETA...I wish I could do my job like this...learn to communicate6 -
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✭Unofficial Natch Potes:
*Fond of all those crazy sounds in the 64-bit client? Those are actually on-purpose, to stealth test our new event, "Sheogorath's Week of Sanity-Usurping Surprises" --working title.
Here's a sample of what players can expect:
*The World Boss Zybchgahbrktkbwitsbcuaz (might need a spell check on this one) in Wrothgar will randomly be invincible and sing an obnoxious opera aria while wild jackals fall out of the sky. Watch out for the red circles!!
*All Khajiits will receive 100% to pickpocketing (how does Khajiit have a chance to fail normally?), 200% movement speed, and immunity to guard snares.
*All containers will have cheese. Urns, barrels, wardrobes, resource nodes, chests, etc. On the bright side, there will be nothing of new significance to use all your cheese for. Wait, maybe that's a dark side. Whatever. You'll figure something out.
*Lag is being addressed by putting every player on a separate server for a random 15 minutes every hour.
I'm not telling you anymore! It's supposed to be a SURPRISE.11 -
Reevster✭✭✭✭✭dwright09ub17_ESO wrote: »6 hours with no ETA...I wish I could do my job like this...learn to communicate
Lol, love these comments, its a sad world we live in. Its a game, its not real life, you might actually enjoy going outside and getting some sunshine.0 -
DMBCML✭✭✭Well, my playing time has passed. Internet company will be here to fix their sorry equipment and maybe cure some of that high ping rate and zero FPS. So... I'm going to be sewing something now. Not sure what. Or maybe I'll make sweet rolls. Maybe I'll do both. Yeah. Both. Who wants a sweet roll?4 -
Mcwoods55✭✭✭Well, my playing time has passed. Internet company will be here to fix their sorry equipment and maybe cure some of that high ping rate and zero FPS. So... I'm going to be sewing something now. Not sure what. Or maybe I'll make sweet rolls. Maybe I'll do both. Yeah. Both. Who wants a sweet roll?
From scratch?
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Deome✭✭✭I just realized that when Gina said "early afternoon," she didn't specify "today."
/facepalmDeome
Loremonger, Addon Developer (DataDaedra, etc.), Ministry Malcontent
"I am alive because that one is dead. I exist because I have the will to do so." --Now-Last, "Boethiah's Proving"8 -
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✭dwright09ub17_ESO wrote: »6 hours with no ETA...I wish I could do my job like this...learn to communicate
Lol, love these comments, its a sad world we live in. Its a game, its not real life, you might actually enjoy going outside and getting some sunshine.
He's 14 and doesn't have a job. Also, no understanding how Patching works. Topped off with a dash of "I want it now!".Edited by nine9six on April 12, 2016 5:30PMWake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up...1 -
Lord_Wrath✭✭✭✭✭Potes coming this afternoon? That sounds a little longer than a little longer.Lord_Wrath wrote: »I really think patch notes should be out BEFORE the patch.
Proof reading takes longer than ZOS coding?
Im starting to wonder if this is really the issue right now lol1300+ CP | Lørd Wrath | - Sorcerer - Palatine - Grand Master Crafter - 30000 Achievement Points
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ThePMSBeast✭✭dwright09ub17_ESO wrote: »6 hours with no ETA...I wish I could do my job like this...learn to communicate
Lol, love these comments, its a sad world we live in. Its a game, its not real life, you might actually enjoy going outside and getting some sunshine.
Sunshine is evil." I know from righteous, I know from sin. I got two sides, and they both friends "4 -
Lord_Wrath✭✭✭✭✭[Quoted content has been removed.]
I just wanted to make a small sentence and increase my post count.Edited by ZOS_GregoryV on April 12, 2016 6:06PM1300+ CP | Lørd Wrath | - Sorcerer - Palatine - Grand Master Crafter - 30000 Achievement Points
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b92303008rwb17_ESO✭✭✭✭✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Just a heads up that maintenance is going to run a little longer today than usual, and we'll publish the potes early this afternoon.
Why is it going to take a little longer? It's not like you are going to fix major bugs.2 -
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Edited by Necrelios on April 12, 2016 6:13PMTerms & Conditions ["We revoke permission to fictional legal constructs or private/public persons for selling of any private data, censorship, surveillance, personage or conversion as a trespass of law. We prohibit the practice of "procedural law" or corporate statues in place of divine law."]5 -
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✭I'm hoping that "not silver bullet" PvP "Fix" is being worked into this, somehow. I'd say "it can't get any worse", but...lol, I won't press my luck.Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up...1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭I'm hoping that "not silver bullet" PvP "Fix" is being worked into this, somehow. I'd say "it can't get any worse", but...lol, I won't press my luck.
If there is something movies told me, is that if you say that it can't get any worse, it gets worse (it usually starts raining, too).Edited by Abeille on April 12, 2016 6:05PMJust so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.0 -
HenryIvan✭✭✭b92303008rwb17_ESO wrote: »ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Just a heads up that maintenance is going to run a little longer today than usual, and we'll publish the potes early this afternoon.
Why is it going to take a little longer? It's not like you are going to fix major bugs.
That's what I'm saying we already know that 90% of the problems that this game has will still be there when the servers come online so just throw a band aide on it and call it good like you usually do.0 -
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✭At least they won't be able to see my tears. =(Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up...0 -
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✭I got up at 5am to squeeze in an extra hour of grind, but forgot there was maintenance.
Now at least I feel better that I'm working while I read you all are squirming in your seats at home 
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✭✭SantieClaws wrote: »Khajiit can supply you with some patch notes she may have liberated from an undisclosed location ...
The random noises and bursts of static will now be replaced with the delights of non stop supermarket music - also that man who won't stop shouting 'Ranser!' is back.
We say goodbye to cake and hello instead to salad - you may now find at all the docks a salad vendor who will supply magic salad to reduce all the extra xp you put on during cake week - say hello to beets, carrots and greens for every meal until you reach VR16.
We acknowledge that our recent CGI and real life promotional material hasn't featured enough khajiit. To address this we are turning all players into khajiit for a week - this way every hero is khajiit!
Yours with inky paws
Santie Claws
Ahahahaha! I love this one!2 -
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✭✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
Yes, that's just for the PC NA maintenance. The console login maintenance should be wrapping up before that, probably within an hour or two; but they are two separate maintenances.
Why only so long for us on the NA server?0 -
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We're having a patch maintenance. Consoles had just a login system maintenanceWhy only so long for us on the NA server?
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.0 -
Dab✭Lord_Wrath wrote: »I really think patch notes should be out BEFORE the patch.
Generally how it goes in the software industry... guess not for ZOS.1
