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You know you've won the argument when they pull out the "1v1 me" line

  • Cadbury
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    Whenever I get a 1v1 me request from some nerdrager I shoot em this famous line

    What the f*#k did you just f*#king say about me, you little b*$#h? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*#k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*#king words. You think you can get away with saying that s*#t to me over the Internet? Think again, f*#ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f*#king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a*# off the face of the continent, you little s*#t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*#king tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will s*#t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f*#king dead, kiddo.

    Not sure if "gorilla warfare" was part of the joke or not.

    Gorilla Warfare is very real and very serious.

    Gorilla+warfare_5723ce_5064189.jpg
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • MattT1988
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    Cadbury wrote: »
    Whenever I get a 1v1 me request from some nerdrager I shoot em this famous line

    What the f*#k did you just f*#king say about me, you little b*$#h? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*#k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*#king words. You think you can get away with saying that s*#t to me over the Internet? Think again, f*#ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f*#king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a*# off the face of the continent, you little s*#t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*#king tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will s*#t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f*#king dead, kiddo.

    Not sure if "gorilla warfare" was part of the joke or not.

    Gorilla Warfare is very real and very serious.

    Gorilla+warfare_5723ce_5064189.jpg

    Thats one of the wildest pictures I've ever seen.
  • Humphie
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    No wonder PvP is considered toxic. Look at yourselves guys, really...

    Oh come one...let them have some fun until Mom/girlfriend/wife tells them to take out the trash or that there is a spider in the bathroom that they are NOT supposed to kill. >:)
  • EsoRecon
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    Kammakazi wrote: »
    Honestly, I don't understand some console players. They'll argue you with you, and then tell you to "wun vee wun me bro" as if doing such a thing makes you an overall better player in every aspect of the game.

    kinda does 0.o cause PVP is all the matters
    Edited by EsoRecon on April 11, 2016 11:33AM
    Xbox One [ NA ]
    Gamertag - Zyzz II Legacy
    Stam Sorc & Stam NB PvP
    (I'm Just Here To 1vX)
  • laksikus
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    my answer to 1v1 pm is to actually 1v1 them.
    i can win 80% of my fights against people.

    If they annoy me a lot i even take my nonvet char to annihilate them.


    its far more satisfying to kill them instead of being an idiot.


    That said @OP, after posting that thread you are considered in the sme category as "wun vee wun me bro" guys
  • Jaronking
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    So let me get this straight so you more then likely Zerged someone down and teabagged them and get upset when they asked you to 1v1 because their pretty sure they could beat you and your upset.WOW Xv1 are amazing.with their complaints.
  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Humphie wrote: »
    No wonder PvP is considered toxic. Look at yourselves guys, really...

    Oh come one...let them have some fun until Mom/girlfriend/wife tells them to take out the trash or that there is a spider in the bathroom that they are NOT supposed to kill. >:)

    There is no "come on". This despicable, childish, idiotic and hateful mentality is holding tons of good and nice players away from PvP. Just look at yourselves guys. (And girls).

  • EsoRecon
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    If I get zerged down and tbagged by someone, I first ask for a 1v1. Usually zerglings don't accept so I get my own zerg together of good players and spawn kill them in IC till they leave. Yep screw you guys.
    Xbox One [ NA ]
    Gamertag - Zyzz II Legacy
    Stam Sorc & Stam NB PvP
    (I'm Just Here To 1vX)
  • Humphie
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    Humphie wrote: »
    No wonder PvP is considered toxic. Look at yourselves guys, really...

    Oh come one...let them have some fun until Mom/girlfriend/wife tells them to take out the trash or that there is a spider in the bathroom that they are NOT supposed to kill. >:)

    There is no "come on". This despicable, childish, idiotic and hateful mentality is holding tons of good and nice players away from PvP. Just look at yourselves guys. (And girls).

    I know tons of nice players in Cyrodiil. Does it get a bit rough sometimes in zonechat when your faction is under pressure? Sometimes.
    Are there people being childish and hatefull after being killed? Yes. Ignore them.

    I have met the most unfriendly people doing PvE...how about we talk about that?
    People telling you to eff off cause they want to do the dolmen alone or that they have seen the wormwood first and that I am a piece of crap for even thinking about looking at it. Or people in delves calling me hatefull things cause I killed the boss.

    So...look at you guys. (and girls)
  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Humphie wrote: »
    I know tons of nice players in Cyrodiil. .../...
    I have met the most unfriendly people doing PvE...

    I wasn't referring to what's happening ingame, but to what's mentioned in this particular thread - and the comments here.

    For (some ? most ?) people who do not pvp but who'd like to get a go at it, these threads are a definite turn-off.

    I agree that things in game aren't that bad but the image of pvp that's given on the forums (not only this one thread, but many of them) is abysmal. (Same applies to PvE-PUGs as well).

    Edited by anitajoneb17_ESO on April 11, 2016 11:59AM
  • EsoRecon
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    Humphie wrote: »
    I know tons of nice players in Cyrodiil. .../...
    I have met the most unfriendly people doing PvE...

    I wasn't referring to what's happening ingame, but to what's mentioned in this particular thread - and the comments here.

    For (some ? most ?) people who do not pvp but who'd like to get a go at it, these threads are a definite turn-off.

    I agree that things in game aren't that bad but the image of pvp that's given on the forums (not only this one thread, but many of them) is abysmal.

    Yea we need to stop turning away new players from PVP... I need some more 1vX clips xD
    Xbox One [ NA ]
    Gamertag - Zyzz II Legacy
    Stam Sorc & Stam NB PvP
    (I'm Just Here To 1vX)
  • EsoRecon
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    Kammakazi wrote: »
    Honestly, I don't understand some console players. They'll argue you with you, and then tell you to "wun vee wun me bro" as if doing such a thing makes you an overall better player in every aspect of the game.

    Ohhh so you are one of those zerglings that teabags good players... 0.o I'll put you on my hit list.
    Xbox One [ NA ]
    Gamertag - Zyzz II Legacy
    Stam Sorc & Stam NB PvP
    (I'm Just Here To 1vX)
  • EsoRecon
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    Whenever I get a 1v1 me request from some nerdrager I shoot em this famous line

    What the f*#k did you just f*#king say about me, you little b*$#h? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*#k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*#king words. You think you can get away with saying that s*#t to me over the Internet? Think again, f*#ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f*#king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a*# off the face of the continent, you little s*#t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*#king tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will s*#t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f*#king dead, kiddo.

    I would know this isn't true because a real navy seal doesn't act like a child.
    Xbox One [ NA ]
    Gamertag - Zyzz II Legacy
    Stam Sorc & Stam NB PvP
    (I'm Just Here To 1vX)
  • SienneYviete
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    So many people in this thread
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    Delta
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  • idk
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    Instead of making threads about how superior your argument skills are, how about you beat him. Its a game after all not a chat room. Prove your dominance with a trial by combat.

    And it doesn't prove a thing. Pointless digital testosterone spewing throughout the game proves nothing except mental weakness for those who want to use it to solve arguments.
  • SienneYviete
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    Humphie wrote: »
    Humphie wrote: »
    No wonder PvP is considered toxic. Look at yourselves guys, really...

    Oh come one...let them have some fun until Mom/girlfriend/wife tells them to take out the trash or that there is a spider in the bathroom that they are NOT supposed to kill. >:)

    There is no "come on". This despicable, childish, idiotic and hateful mentality is holding tons of good and nice players away from PvP. Just look at yourselves guys. (And girls).

    I know tons of nice players in Cyrodiil. Does it get a bit rough sometimes in zonechat when your faction is under pressure? Sometimes.
    Are there people being childish and hatefull after being killed? Yes. Ignore them.

    I have met the most unfriendly people doing PvE...how about we talk about that?
    People telling you to eff off cause they want to do the dolmen alone or that they have seen the wormwood first and that I am a piece of crap for even thinking about looking at it. Or people in delves calling me hatefull things cause I killed the boss.

    So...look at you guys. (and girls)

    But but........ @Humphie you always teabag me :(
    Delta
    Valheru's
  • Humphie
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    Humphie wrote: »
    Humphie wrote: »
    No wonder PvP is considered toxic. Look at yourselves guys, really...

    Oh come one...let them have some fun until Mom/girlfriend/wife tells them to take out the trash or that there is a spider in the bathroom that they are NOT supposed to kill. >:)

    There is no "come on". This despicable, childish, idiotic and hateful mentality is holding tons of good and nice players away from PvP. Just look at yourselves guys. (And girls).

    I know tons of nice players in Cyrodiil. Does it get a bit rough sometimes in zonechat when your faction is under pressure? Sometimes.
    Are there people being childish and hatefull after being killed? Yes. Ignore them.

    I have met the most unfriendly people doing PvE...how about we talk about that?
    People telling you to eff off cause they want to do the dolmen alone or that they have seen the wormwood first and that I am a piece of crap for even thinking about looking at it. Or people in delves calling me hatefull things cause I killed the boss.

    So...look at you guys. (and girls)

    But but........ @Humphie you always teabag me :(


    Friendly tbag? :) Never hate whisper or rage...and I only tbag friends! ;)
  • EsoRecon
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    Humphie wrote: »
    Humphie wrote: »
    Humphie wrote: »
    No wonder PvP is considered toxic. Look at yourselves guys, really...

    Oh come one...let them have some fun until Mom/girlfriend/wife tells them to take out the trash or that there is a spider in the bathroom that they are NOT supposed to kill. >:)

    There is no "come on". This despicable, childish, idiotic and hateful mentality is holding tons of good and nice players away from PvP. Just look at yourselves guys. (And girls).

    I know tons of nice players in Cyrodiil. Does it get a bit rough sometimes in zonechat when your faction is under pressure? Sometimes.
    Are there people being childish and hatefull after being killed? Yes. Ignore them.

    I have met the most unfriendly people doing PvE...how about we talk about that?
    People telling you to eff off cause they want to do the dolmen alone or that they have seen the wormwood first and that I am a piece of crap for even thinking about looking at it. Or people in delves calling me hatefull things cause I killed the boss.

    So...look at you guys. (and girls)

    But but........ @Humphie you always teabag me :(


    Friendly tbag? :) Never hate whisper or rage...and I only tbag friends! ;)

    I always take tbags as "im better than you"
    Xbox One [ NA ]
    Gamertag - Zyzz II Legacy
    Stam Sorc & Stam NB PvP
    (I'm Just Here To 1vX)
  • BossXV
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    Kammakazi wrote: »
    Honestly, I don't understand some console players. They'll argue you with you, and then tell you to "wun vee wun me bro" as if doing such a thing makes you an overall better player in every aspect of the game.

    They sound like Nords
  • Humphie
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    EsoRecon wrote: »
    Humphie wrote: »
    Humphie wrote: »
    Humphie wrote: »
    No wonder PvP is considered toxic. Look at yourselves guys, really...

    Oh come one...let them have some fun until Mom/girlfriend/wife tells them to take out the trash or that there is a spider in the bathroom that they are NOT supposed to kill. >:)

    There is no "come on". This despicable, childish, idiotic and hateful mentality is holding tons of good and nice players away from PvP. Just look at yourselves guys. (And girls).

    I know tons of nice players in Cyrodiil. Does it get a bit rough sometimes in zonechat when your faction is under pressure? Sometimes.
    Are there people being childish and hatefull after being killed? Yes. Ignore them.

    I have met the most unfriendly people doing PvE...how about we talk about that?
    People telling you to eff off cause they want to do the dolmen alone or that they have seen the wormwood first and that I am a piece of crap for even thinking about looking at it. Or people in delves calling me hatefull things cause I killed the boss.

    So...look at you guys. (and girls)

    But but........ @Humphie you always teabag me :(


    Friendly tbag? :) Never hate whisper or rage...and I only tbag friends! ;)

    I always take tbags as "im better than you"



    He knows how it is meant. :)
  • EsoRecon
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    Humphie wrote: »
    EsoRecon wrote: »
    Humphie wrote: »
    Humphie wrote: »
    Humphie wrote: »
    No wonder PvP is considered toxic. Look at yourselves guys, really...

    Oh come one...let them have some fun until Mom/girlfriend/wife tells them to take out the trash or that there is a spider in the bathroom that they are NOT supposed to kill. >:)

    There is no "come on". This despicable, childish, idiotic and hateful mentality is holding tons of good and nice players away from PvP. Just look at yourselves guys. (And girls).

    I know tons of nice players in Cyrodiil. Does it get a bit rough sometimes in zonechat when your faction is under pressure? Sometimes.
    Are there people being childish and hatefull after being killed? Yes. Ignore them.

    I have met the most unfriendly people doing PvE...how about we talk about that?
    People telling you to eff off cause they want to do the dolmen alone or that they have seen the wormwood first and that I am a piece of crap for even thinking about looking at it. Or people in delves calling me hatefull things cause I killed the boss.

    So...look at you guys. (and girls)

    But but........ @Humphie you always teabag me :(


    Friendly tbag? :) Never hate whisper or rage...and I only tbag friends! ;)

    I always take tbags as "im better than you"



    He knows how it is meant. :)

    Exactly, if I get tbagged by someone I don't know, I take it as an insult and write their name down on my hit list
    Xbox One [ NA ]
    Gamertag - Zyzz II Legacy
    Stam Sorc & Stam NB PvP
    (I'm Just Here To 1vX)
  • Humphie
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    Well...we are friends ingame....so chill! ;)

    I don't tbag people I just killed and don't know. It is usually when I see one of my friends dead and it usually comes with a whisper why they are laying around lazy and dead looking ;)
  • SienneYviete
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    Humphie wrote: »
    Well...we are friends ingame....so chill! ;)

    I don't tbag people I just killed and don't know. It is usually when I see one of my friends dead and it usually comes with a whisper why they are laying around lazy and dead looking ;)

    /kneelpray
    Delta
    Valheru's
  • EsoRecon
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    Humphie wrote: »
    Well...we are friends ingame....so chill! ;)

    I don't tbag people I just killed and don't know. It is usually when I see one of my friends dead and it usually comes with a whisper why they are laying around lazy and dead looking ;)

    /kneelpray

    more like /L2P
    Xbox One [ NA ]
    Gamertag - Zyzz II Legacy
    Stam Sorc & Stam NB PvP
    (I'm Just Here To 1vX)
  • Humphie
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    Yeah...maybe you should learn to communicate too...heared it is a big problem on console...good luck with that!

    Peace
  • SienneYviete
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    EsoRecon wrote: »
    Humphie wrote: »
    Well...we are friends ingame....so chill! ;)

    I don't tbag people I just killed and don't know. It is usually when I see one of my friends dead and it usually comes with a whisper why they are laying around lazy and dead looking ;)

    /kneelpray

    more like /L2P

    1 v 1 me peasant
    Delta
    Valheru's
  • PrinceFabious
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    You know HE won because YOU are the one crying on the forums about it
  • Kammakazi
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    You know HE won because YOU are the one crying on the forums about it

    That makes no sense.

    Where in my post am I crying?

    Logic?

    Hello?
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