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A Chef With no Stove? -can the cake be trusted?-

NobleNerd
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Just a quick thought on the new anniversary event.....

So there is this traveling Chef that you meet to get your CAKE to celebrate the 2 year anniversary (let's not talk about no celebration for 1 year). I get a voucher from the Crown Store (of all places), not a letter thanking me for playing the game or any creative background story. Then I activate the voucher and head off to the npc.

When I get to him he is on the docks.... a little odd (seeing he is a chef that needs a kitchen), but I play along. He asks me to get ingredients to make the cake.... so off I go and I am back in a flash! After handing him the ingredients he begins to make the cake...... wait.... he makes the cake on the docks? With NO oven, fire or anything remotely needed to actually bake a cake?!?! OH come on ZOS... that was just lazy!

Well, at least it gives the xp buff. I guess that was worth logging in for, well maybe if I actually play the game more than an hour before logging off to play another MMO.
Edited by NobleNerd on April 6, 2016 4:20PM
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  • Nestor
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    NobleNerd wrote: »
    so off I go and I am back in a flash!

    All the ingredients he needs are right there next to him and on the boat behind him in the containers. Not even marked owned, so you don't even need to go anywhere.

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  • myrrrorb14_ESO
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    Nestor wrote: »
    NobleNerd wrote: »
    so off I go and I am back in a flash!

    All the ingredients he needs are right there next to him and on the boat behind him in the containers. Not even marked owned, so you don't even need to go anywhere.

    Lol, I noticed that when I came back from gathering the ingredients!

    It's a no bake cake apparently.
  • Acrolas
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    It's basically a no-bake banana bread with a crown store costume over it.

    signing off
  • DaveMoeDee
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    Acrolas wrote: »
    It's basically a no-bake banana bread with a crown store costume over it.

    Raw flour. Yum.
  • NobleNerd
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    DaveMoeDee wrote: »
    Acrolas wrote: »
    It's basically a no-bake banana bread with a crown store costume over it.

    Raw flour. Yum.

    ROFL

    Yum yuck is right :open_mouth:
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  • NobleNerd
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    Nestor wrote: »
    NobleNerd wrote: »
    so off I go and I am back in a flash!

    All the ingredients he needs are right there next to him and on the boat behind him in the containers. Not even marked owned, so you don't even need to go anywhere.

    All I did was go to the grocer that was just like a 100 feet away... not a big deal, but knowing you can loot the containers near him is a plus for my alts.
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  • Mcwoods55
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    You didn't see his pet dragon behind him? His dragon breath cooked the cake in 10 seconds. Can't believe you missed it.... You must have had a lag glitch because it was clear as day on my screen.
  • DjSolJAH
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    Clearly sorcery
    Zee blues are coming!!!! Always.... Always coming...
  • Bananko
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    Is it a cakespiracy? :o
  • SirAndy
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    - Mudcrabs stronger than the GOD of schemes himself? Sure, no problem ...
    - Ghosts and Undead walking the lands? Sure, no problem ...
    - Teleporting? Reviving? Throwing fire/ice from a stick? Sure, no problem ...
    - Healing mortal wounds with a hand wave? Sure, no problem ...
    - Riding cats? Sure, no problem ...

    - Baking cake without an oven? Oh hells no! Cries out for realism ...
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  • Cinnamin0_0
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    Maybe THAT'S why the cake was bugged. He should really bake it next time. Saves us the trouble.
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    People going to be getting some serious cases of salmonella poisoning up in here
  • NobleNerd
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    Maybe THAT'S why the cake was bugged. He should really bake it next time. Saves us the trouble.

    Possibly. I did read the xp buff was bugged, but just recently found the time to get into game and get the quest done so I missed that whole debacle.
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  • jamesharv2005ub17_ESO
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    Third anniversary I demand pie! Its discrimination I tell ya. Pies matter too.
  • DaveMoeDee
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    Maybe THAT'S why the cake was bugged. He should really bake it next time. Saves us the trouble.

    Yeah, you obviously can't stack cake batter.
  • Cinnamin0_0
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    DaveMoeDee wrote: »
    Maybe THAT'S why the cake was bugged. He should really bake it next time. Saves us the trouble.

    Yeah, you obviously can't stack cake batter.

    It all makes sense now. :o
    Third anniversary I demand pie! Its discrimination I tell ya. Pies matter too.

    I would definitely prefer pie.
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  • Bananko
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    DaveMoeDee wrote: »
    Maybe THAT'S why the cake was bugged. He should really bake it next time. Saves us the trouble.

    Yeah, you obviously can't stack cake batter.

    Only if you use better butter batter. :o
  • babylon
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    He's using the old butt oven.
  • NobleNerd
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    babylon wrote: »
    He's using the old butt oven.

    Hmmm.... interesting. (thinks to self) "I might have to rethink eating this cake then."
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  • AverageJo3Gam3r
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    Well, there's no eggs in it so I suppose salmonella isn't a concern...
  • Morimizo
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    You didn't see him cast Molten Weapons, mix the batter with Lava Whip, and bake it with Inhale?

    Frickin' nicely done, I thought.
  • LMar
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    Did you read the book next to him? It clearly says there is a Charmed mixing bowl. He has this covered. It is all ok. :D
    Edited by LMar on April 6, 2016 5:45PM
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  • dodgehopper_ESO
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    NobleNerd wrote: »
    Just a quick thought on the new anniversary event.....

    So there is this traveling Chef that you meet to get your CAKE to celebrate the 2 year anniversary (let's not talk about no celebration for 1 year). I get a voucher from the Crown Store (of all places), not a letter thanking me for playing the game or any creative background story. Then I activate the voucher and head off to the npc.

    When I get to him he is on the docks.... a little odd (seeing he is a chef that needs a kitchen), but I play along. He asks me to get ingredients to make the cake.... so off I go and I am back in a flash! After handing him the ingredients he begins to make the cake...... wait.... he makes the cake on the docks? With NO oven, fire or anything remotely needed to actually bake a cake?!?! OH come on ZOS... that was just lazy!

    Well, at least it gives the xp buff. I guess that was worth logging in for, well maybe if I actually play the game more than an hour before logging off to play another MMO.

    He cheats by using a magical bowl of cake creation (he even says so in dialogue). It is most certainly odd, and I suspect daedric tampering with reality. Either that or he's an archmage who likes baking cake, or he inherited some ancient relic.
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  • RoyalPink06
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    I lol'd at this little quest, especially when he pulls out the bowl, stirs it twice, then hands you a big-a$$ cake, iced and everything. So silly and so charming. Loved it. :lol:

    Although, since both of my toons are already VR16, I wasn't sure what I needed the cake for? What did everyone else do with the experience for their VR16s?
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  • jamesharv2005ub17_ESO
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    Are at the CP cap? If not then that XP is worthwhile to you.
  • RoyalPink06
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    Are at the CP cap? If not then that XP is worthwhile to you.


    ah, I see. Not capped - at 390 something. I didn't think it also applied to CP. Thanks for the tip :smile: Too bad I already totally wasted it on my one character. Now I know for the other one at least.
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  • NobleNerd
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    NobleNerd wrote: »
    Just a quick thought on the new anniversary event.....

    So there is this traveling Chef that you meet to get your CAKE to celebrate the 2 year anniversary (let's not talk about no celebration for 1 year). I get a voucher from the Crown Store (of all places), not a letter thanking me for playing the game or any creative background story. Then I activate the voucher and head off to the npc.

    When I get to him he is on the docks.... a little odd (seeing he is a chef that needs a kitchen), but I play along. He asks me to get ingredients to make the cake.... so off I go and I am back in a flash! After handing him the ingredients he begins to make the cake...... wait.... he makes the cake on the docks? With NO oven, fire or anything remotely needed to actually bake a cake?!?! OH come on ZOS... that was just lazy!

    Well, at least it gives the xp buff. I guess that was worth logging in for, well maybe if I actually play the game more than an hour before logging off to play another MMO.

    He cheats by using a magical bowl of cake creation (he even says so in dialogue). It is most certainly odd, and I suspect daedric tampering with reality. Either that or he's an archmage who likes baking cake, or he inherited some ancient relic.

    Always the easy way out explaining away everything with magic. Whatever happened to good ol' hard work and sweat lol
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  • jamesharv2005ub17_ESO
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    Are at the CP cap? If not then that XP is worthwhile to you.


    ah, I see. Not capped - at 390 something. I didn't think it also applied to CP. Thanks for the tip :smile: Too bad I already totally wasted it on my one character. Now I know for the other one at least.

    You have it on all your characters. Its in your momentos.
  • Luigi_Vampa
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    Are at the CP cap? If not then that XP is worthwhile to you.


    ah, I see. Not capped - at 390 something. I didn't think it also applied to CP. Thanks for the tip :smile: Too bad I already totally wasted it on my one character. Now I know for the other one at least.

    You can't waste it. It has unlimited uses for this week. It is in your momentos for all of your characters, you don't need to do the quest more than once.
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  • RoyalPink06
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    Typhoios wrote: »
    Are at the CP cap? If not then that XP is worthwhile to you.


    ah, I see. Not capped - at 390 something. I didn't think it also applied to CP. Thanks for the tip :smile: Too bad I already totally wasted it on my one character. Now I know for the other one at least.

    You can't waste it. It has unlimited uses for this week. It is in your momentos for all of your characters, you don't need to do the quest more than once.

    oh no way, I didn't know it was reusable. Very good to know. I'm not a noob, I swear!

    Thanks for the info everyone :smile:
    Edited by RoyalPink06 on April 6, 2016 6:48PM
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