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* getting smacked in the face with a baseball bat
* Falling inside of a porta- potty
* finding out your girlfriend is a guy
* Blue screen from Cyrodiil lag timeout
What's worse! No madness class with skills to hurl big wheels of cheese at your opponents that knocks them back stunning them for 8 sec. doing magic damage. No Wabberjack, no turning ppl into chickens, frogs or goats. It's mass hysteria !
I just learned in a quest in Wrothgar tonight that a "Valenwood Marriage" is an insult along the lines of robbing the cradle... Or perhaps incest. Im not exactly sure. Pretty nifty.