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I want to be a scientist in Tamriel, so I can say cool stuff like this

goatlyonesub17_ESO
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'The manner by which the diastolic pressure of any two scarce commodities (creating a type of propulsion with no moving parts and virtual silence) has been postulated by thyrionic mathematicians for many years. In conventional thinking, the default parameters of any formula (objectively speaking, it is essential to remember that objectivity is indeed subjective) will always return to what Mornthaur called the ʺback medium.ʺ However, starting with a grid of complex numbers that more than covers the unit circle and three cube roots of one, we can backtrace, by uptracking the negative ʺhalf numbers,ʺ and create an infinite basin with dual natures of blackness and whiteness. The rate of adiabatic cooling or warming in unsaturated air can thus be made directly proportional to the fourth power of its absolute temperature.'

Are there any more examples of science/math jargon in The Elder Scrolls?
"Argonians have fat, scaly tails." —Rissa Manyclaws.
"Once upon a time there were three sisters: Delicious, Delightful, and Disgusting. Now, Delicious and Delightful were both very pretty girls..." —Brendalyn Jurarde.
"I smell to the nobility." —Indrasa Avani.
"A bargain with an animal is not a contract made." —Haderus Atrimus.
"Redguard makeup for sale. Free samples. Secret ingredients. Unique application method. Lots of satisfied customers." —The Mudball Goblin (aka, Cognac Vinecroft)
"Your armor looks like underwear." —Shuns-the-Knife.
  • bedlom
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    Bazinga!
  • goatlyonesub17_ESO
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    It's from TES 2: Daggerfall. One of the Mages Guild quests where you have to go get some research papers from an experimental magician, and I think there's somebody trying to steal it from you, so you have to fight him. It's been a while since I played that game though.
    "Argonians have fat, scaly tails." —Rissa Manyclaws.
    "Once upon a time there were three sisters: Delicious, Delightful, and Disgusting. Now, Delicious and Delightful were both very pretty girls..." —Brendalyn Jurarde.
    "I smell to the nobility." —Indrasa Avani.
    "A bargain with an animal is not a contract made." —Haderus Atrimus.
    "Redguard makeup for sale. Free samples. Secret ingredients. Unique application method. Lots of satisfied customers." —The Mudball Goblin (aka, Cognac Vinecroft)
    "Your armor looks like underwear." —Shuns-the-Knife.
  • Thevampirenight
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    I wonder what a scientist in the mages guild would think about something like this
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5vQ4e5DyYE
    Very intersting, if one of these was spoted and the mages wondered what is it? Well we are at a loss of words, we think its a magicka construct of some type maybe from oblvion itself, I don't know. We will just have to levitate up and see won't we. *says a mage in the mages guild*
    It turns out it might be something from coldhaoubour maybe a new type of Molag Bal Structure. We don't know for sure. *Says the mage*
    Edited by Thevampirenight on March 17, 2016 9:44PM
    PC NA
    Please add Fangs to Vampires.
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