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You have the right to be angry at the developers, and here is why ...
At a beautiful sunny sunday afternoon I was taking a stroll through one of the beautiful worlds of Tamriel. All of the sudden I got attacked by 3 senche tigers and I had simply no other choice but to kill them as they just would not give up. To not waste resources and to respect mother nature I decided to skin them and take their meat. It was a big surprise to me that each of them contained objects that should not be inside a tiger! For example, I found a shield in one, and a lightning staff in another. It occured to me that they could have eaten another player, but then again, why would they eat indigestible items?
I decided to investigate this matter, the reason why most, if not all, animals attacked me. What I found out was shocking, it turned our that the developers intentionally put these object inside those poor animals! As to those animals we probably look all alike, it is not hard to assume that they just trying to defend themselves, you would be very angy too if I put a staff or a shield inside you, no?
The moral of this story is, if you are going to be angy at the developers, then do it for the right reason ....
I decided to investigate this matter, the reason why most, if not all, animals attacked me. What I found out was shocking, it turned our that the developers intentionally put these object inside those poor animals! As to those animals we probably look all alike, it is not hard to assume that they just trying to defend themselves, you would be very angy too if I put a staff or a shield inside you, no?
The moral of this story is, if you are going to be angy at the developers, then do it for the right reason ....
I like eating sweetrolls and crushing skulls, and I am all out of sweetrolls.
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NateAssassin✭✭✭✭✭But what if the developers didn't tell them to eat the items? What if the people they ate had them inside of them before said senche ate them? So many questions and no answers.AD | Malaya the Mystic ─ VR16 Khajiit Sorc | Shal'ina the Swift ─ VR16 Khajiit NB | Jòhn Cena ─ VR1 Khajiit NB | Priestess Shaari ─ VR1 Temp0 -
WldKarde✭✭✭✭✭I think many here are less than pleased with certain things that ZOS has done over the past few years. I will agree that if I were indeed a tiger I'd be pissed in your scenario also, but I don't think this is the cause of the overall forum grumpiness of late.
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✭✭I think many here are less than pleased with certain things that ZOS has done over the past few years. I will agree that if I were indeed a tiger I'd be pissed in your scenario also, but I don't think this is the cause of the overall forum grumpiness of late.
You have earned an awesome for your creativity however
You're right. The true cause of this outrage is that the tigers did not eat any maelstrom weapons.5 -
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Further analysis has shown that this is an everlasting circle, players are angry with the developers, the developers blow off steam by sticking items in the animals. I have been trying to liberate as much animals possible from these items but unfortunately all animals died in the process.
I can only see a few possible sollutions from this point on, either we all stop killing animals, as they only can hold so much items, or accept the concept as it is now. Stay angry with the designers, let them keep sticking items into animals and help me get the items out of as much animals possible.
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Farorin✭✭✭✭✭This post was very informative.
Also, as a side note, how cool would it be for an animal pacifist skill? I don't like unnecessarily killing of creatures that are just trying to live their lives.Edited by Farorin on March 17, 2016 6:36AM1 -
CaptainBeerDude✭✭✭✭✭I would leave them alone, but they chase me. And then I run into a group of Craglorn wasps and get pwned like a noob.0
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Drakoleon✭✭✭✭Shields and staffs in..... tigers? wow! thats monstrous!.......How about sweet roll recipes in....Daedras0
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Bad_Company✭✭✭✭Shields and staffs in..... tigers? wow! thats monstrous!.......How about sweet roll recipes in....Daedras
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Elektrakosh✭✭✭If I ever return to playing this game it looks like I'ma slaying me some animals. Hopefully I'll find some decent equipment my low level characters can use. Hopefully some weapons/ armour with traits too.Argonian Painted-By-Elements -Pure Sorceress- Daggerfall Covenant. V1 I hate recipes!
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Deadfinger6 wrote: »Maybe thats what happen to Cecil the lion? :'(
I remember that story, I tell it my children to be sure they brush their teeth twice a day ...
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moesmaker✭✭✭This does remind me of the movie Jaws, where a car license plate was found inside a shark corpse.
Maybe the tigers ate some bretons?
Great post btw OP, we need something to laugh on this forum after all the ranting of the last few daysEdited by moesmaker on March 17, 2016 9:24AM0 -
RedRoomGaming✭✭✭Why is this monstrosity aloud to continue?PS4 Eu Server- Stampler - RedRoomGaming - V16
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SlayerTheDragon✭✭✭✭✭Deadfinger6 wrote: »Maybe thats what happen to Cecil the lion? :'(
A Dentist kills a Lion in a country where a Dictator has killed Thousands of people, but that is not important... The western world and its ideals are a truly savage place.
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✭✭✭✭✭LOL It DOES actually kind of irritate me that this happens. And why do people keep food in their bedroom dressers??? Loot should be logical. The occasional odd SMALL item in a beastie's belly, like jewelry? Sure, why not? But an entire piece of armor or a weapon? Come on ZoS, please.
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MornaBaine wrote: »LOL It DOES actually kind of irritate me that this happens. And why do people keep food in their bedroom dressers??? Loot should be logical. The occasional odd SMALL item in a beastie's belly, like jewelry? Sure, why not? But an entire piece of armor or a weapon? Come on ZoS, please.
Hmmmmm, now you mention this .....
Lockpicks inside a locked chest?
the investigation expanded .....I like eating sweetrolls and crushing skulls, and I am all out of sweetrolls.0 -
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✭✭✭I am honestly really surprised that no one has mentioned the obvious answer.
Clearly this is the work of Sheogorath.
What evidence do I have?
You can clearly see how it drives some players to madness and incites riots in this thread.
If that is not the work of the mad god, I don't know what is.
I'll just leave this tray of cheese and cabbage for everyone to snack on while they read.Edited by Tabbycat on March 17, 2016 10:33AMFounder and Co-GM of The Psijic Order Guild (NA)
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