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NovaMarx
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So this is the second time I've stumble across an NPC with the name "Lort", and I find this absolutely hilarious. This is because in my native language (Danish) Lort is the "bad" word for Poo (you know, Sh*t) :tongue:

Has anyone else encountered similar funny coincidences? Feel free to add screenshots ^^
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  • EsoRecon
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    NovaMarx wrote: »
    So this is the second time I've stumble across an NPC with the name "Lort", and I find this absolutely hilarious. This is because in my native language (Danish) Lort is the "bad" word for Poo (you know, Sh*t) :tongue:

    Has anyone else encountered similar funny coincidences? Feel free to add screenshots ^^

    lol it is!
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  • NerfPlease
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    what a lort topic!
  • SoupDragon
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    Haha, yeah I noticed that too. In Swedish it translates to "dirt" tho.
  • Ghanima_Atreides
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    It's not terribly funny as such, but I always smile a little at "Bogdan the Nightflame" because Bogdan is a really common Romanian name. Now when I hear it IRL I cannot help but envision a massive fire-breathing Daedric titan. :grimace:
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  • xXNesTXx
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    LOL

    In Coldharbour you can find a female called Hostia (In spanish* means a big slap in a rude language but have a lot of uses)

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  • ContraTempo
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    You would think they would Google all NPC names before putting them in the game.
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  • Nestor
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    Reference List

    http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Category:Online-NPCs

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  • Taryf
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    ***'a Tu'wha from Dragonstar Arena...
    ***'a Tu'wha... need to explain?
    Edited by Taryf on March 4, 2016 4:38PM
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  • Xendyn
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    Taryf wrote: »
    ***'a Tu'wha from Dragonstar Arena...
    ***'a Tu'wha... need to explain?

    lol I guess not since the profanity filter starred it out.
    I had to quote you to see what it was.
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  • Taryf
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    Strange, when i edit it it seems OK, now it is censored once again...

    HERE name of that boss :smile:
    Edited by Taryf on March 4, 2016 4:43PM
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  • Glaiceana
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    Can't forget Bumbog! That's funny on a few levels :D
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  • Twilix01
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    Taryf wrote: »
    ***'a Tu'wha from Dragonstar Arena...
    ***'a Tu'wha... need to explain?

    I remember first time I saw that name I had to restrain my laughter so we could actually clear the arena.
  • nimander99
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    These are usually intentional in Scrolls games. Homage and Easter Eggs to pop culture and other ridiculous stuff is half the fun of the series! Well maybe not half the fun, but fun nonetheless.
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  • Moonshadow66
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    Nestor wrote: »
    Reference List

    http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Category:Online-NPCs

    My favorites are the Chefs Makes One Soup and Makes Many Soups

    "Makes-Many-Soups" is a Seinfeld reference/easter egg :) When I talked to him the first time, I thought, this dialogue sounds familiar, and indeed it was^^

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